all ima say is that apple has a golden opportunity here…

No no & NO. Absolutely not

i’m so sorry moots i gotta disagree witcha😭

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

DUOLINGO’S FULL GOVERNMENT NAME IS DUO KEYSHAUNA RENEE LINGO??? LMAOOOOOOO😭

“Say Drake 😀” Quick sketch of Kendrick #halftime

new wallpaper DEFINITELY just dropped🙂‍↕️

Good morning yalll, PLEASE pop out and show niggas today 🫵🏿

insults disguised as playful shade/jokes.

"Say Drake"

This is my Uncle Sam now

This my shit.

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

and i don’t give a FUCK about my family name

Aw, the MAGA team lost?

“Say Drake”

this the most LA shit i’ve ever heard and it needs to be PURGED. leave those demons on the west coast. she was yt ain’t it…

happy black history month.

ima start throwing these at ppl that don’t like pound cake😭

i’m rooting for all yall on valentine’s day🥹 hopefully it’ll be me next year🥲

my grandmother’s pound cake would put ALL yall cakes to shame ns😭 idc idc idc

and do🥹

yall finna make me get back into my cosplay era👀

YKW HELL YEAH😭😭😭

i love that we really all put kofis and glowing eyes on our pfps😭 i cackle every time i see one😭

now THIS has meme potential😭

i’m so sad cause i made a fire ass GIF of this and bluesky can’t show it😭 but this has MEME potential😭

i sholl did unpack the mousketool😭

YKW HELL YEAH!

The new IG update is SO fucking ugly bring back the square shaped feeds not those fuck ass rectangles.

so we had genocide joe and killer kamala, can i go ahead and coin dictator donald? thanks, management😭

no quite LITERALLY.

if one more job try not to hire me, it’s gone be some dread head niggas in ya lobby… or whatever chance the rapper said

i’m about this 🤏🏾 close to saying fuck it and giving up.

they know eggs…EXPIRE…right?

happy black history month🙂‍↕️✊🏾

January hanging on like Helen when she was getting put out

🚨 WATCH THIS!!!

the fact that i’m listening to two coworkers joke about how “there are better ways of getting high when you’re rich than huffing paint” and the better way being described is CRACK FUCKING COCAINE

also, can we please talk about how these “federal buyouts” are just him trying to put more loyalists into federal positions by then ALSO asking during the hiring interview who the potential candidate voted for? (which is COMPLETELY illegal to ask in the first place?)

YKW HELL YEAH, WHACK EM AGAIN😭

i need a hug like the one glinda gave elphaba at the ozdust. that…that would fix me.

i think the reason i’ve been in a tizzy is because i haven’t been doing my usual constant rewatch of steven universe. yeahhhh, that’s why. no other reason🫠😭

THIS. i’ll come on here and just say whatever pops in my head to post. the era of writing “hit tweets” (or in this case hit skeets) is over cause THIS. IS. NOT. TWITTER. take ya attention seeking ass on somewhere😭

who is cutting them damn onions?!😭 you love to see it🥹