Vampires living in a time when anything can be faked and nobody believes them that it's actually them hanging out in Paris in the 1920s in those photos #monsterdon

The sequel is a rom-com where Dr Roberts manages to reverse aging in vampires and now Miriam has to navigate her sudden polycule. #monsterdon #thehunger1983

oh, the recipe as I originally got it #baking

It’s good. Doesn’t blow me away, but it’s good It’s reminiscent of piroshki? I can REALLY see how this would be a major comfort food for someone. It is a bit wet, I think cutting some of the milk might be good. #baking

#monsterdon And we end where most Vampire stories begin, a real estate deal. #thehunger1983

#monsterdon so it turns out doves crying sound exactly like pidgeons crying #thehunger1983

#monsterdon wait, this is the same guy that made Top Gun? My brain is melt #thehunger1983

#monsterdon Those Pathway frames though. I had pair right toward the end of their cool. I keep waiting for them to make a comeback. #thehunger1983

#monsterdon "You know it's the symbol of everlasting life?" Okay but seriously in the early 80's ankh-a-geddon hadn't happened yet and it was a reasonable thing to ask. #thehunger1983

I mean, okay, vampires in 1983 would absolutely be hanging out at Bauhaus shows. #Monsterdon #thehunger1983

#monsterdon AfterLife alert- for the Undead who caught vampiregeria and are now prone to breaking their hips on the stairs. #thehunger1983

#monsterdon okay Bowie _literally_ aging 40 years while waiting to see the doctor was pretty fucking great right there, a little joke in the middle of a film that (I think?) is taking itself very seriously #thehunger1983

NGL this is hard to snark on, everything about this is screaming important fancy film. The first bedroom scene with the cello, you can tell the director had one of those expensive railroad-track things they use to pan the camera with, I don't recall the last time we had that happen in a […]

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I have some new followers, and then there's the whole #fuckaas crew who have all recently joined. If this is your first Sunday on Mastodon, you're about to be clobbered by around 3000 messages tagged #monsterdon in the next hour. We're doing a group film watch (feel free to join in, see below) […]

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#monsterdon for those who weren't there this opening scene is what MTV looked like back in the day, exactly this, but like, distilled or something. #thehunger1983

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For the film THE HUNGER (1983), David Bowie learned to play the cello. Then his voice needed to be hoarse for a scene where he had aged, so he went to a bridge and screamed all the punk rock songs he knew every night. Will you let his efforts go unwatched? Join us in three hours for the […]

This concoction will help when the plot slows down. Just sip and enjoy how the film looks. 🍹 DRACULA'S BLOOD 🧛‍♀️🧛 Shake the following in an ice-filled shaker: 🔸2 ounces white rum 🔸3/4 ounce peach schnapps 🔸3 ounces black cherry juice (like R.W. Knudsen Just Black Cherry) 🔸2 teaspoons […]

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Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

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If Pedro Pascal is the new Burt, who would play the Snowman and Frog in a Smokey and the Bandit remake?

#monsterdon there it is again dammit 🎶 WE'RE OOOOFFF TO OUTER SPACE Thrilling Bloody Sword (1981)

#monsterdon Wait, this is Snow White? The music has switched from ripping off your grandpa's anime to ripping Chuck Mangione only here it's an oboe instead of a flügelhorn. Thrilling Bloody Sword (1981)

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️ 🧛‍♀️🧛 TRIVIA NIGHT 🧛‍♀️🧛🌔 "Fright Night is not a distinguished movie, but it has a lot of fun being undistinguished." - Roger Ebert #frightnight1985

#monsterdon okay this follow up film just straight up lifted Star Blazers* for it's theme. *Or Vice Versa, Or it was Uchu Senkan Yamato, Star Blazers as. atitle did play better in the midwest in the 70's

#monsterdon THERE'S OUR BOY (Octaman went on to have a successful film career it seems)

#monsterdon 1:40:00 M. Waverly skeleton #timestamp

#monsterdon is this thing quoting scarface?

#monsterdon They should take some of these movies and put more sensible sound effects in them , Kind of like when Ted Turner went nuts colorizing films, but in this case an improvement. #frightnight1985

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️ 🧛‍♀️🧛 TRIVIA NIGHT 🧛‍♀️🧛🌔 The name "Peter Vincent"? Peter - for Peter Cushing Vincent - for Vincent Price, who was originally intended to play the part, but who turned it down, having health problems. Once writer/director conceived of this character, "I had the story." He […]

#monsterdon The Synth and guitar reach the apex of their crescendo in a ensual 1980's gas-ballad. The Foley artist bites into a thick stalk of Celery.

#monsterdon painting of Lenore from Corman's "The Raven" makes a surprise appearance.

#monsterdon about 1:03:00 or so: "You got your Dr. Who in my Girls on Film/You got your Girls on film in my Dr. Who" (Stock music wearing its influences on its sleeve) #frightnight1985

#monsterdon that was a nice low budget mirror gag with his cigarette case not reflecting the vampire.

#monsterdon This Vampire killer's name is just bugging me PeterVincentBorisCushingPriceChristopherLeeKarloffandTorJohnsonToo

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#monsterdon Peter Vincent, Vampire Killer: "Now, Watch me do it!" eeeeehhhh think I'll pass

#monsterdon Since there's a Coors sign It's worth pointing out that there was a bit of mystique surrounding the brand at that time as it wasn't available nationally until 1986. Burt Reynolds made a whole movie about it.

#monsterdon I do hope the "A WHAT?" becomes a running gag through the movie, that would make this for me.

#monsterdon Bondo cars, we all had 2-3 of them at any given time in the 80's

#monsterdon "I...AM...Peter...Vincent..." "..." "..." "Van Helsing?" "No, just Peter Vincent." ... "VAMPIRE KILLER"

I pulled up Trolololo the other day just to feel something positive. youtu.be/32UGD0fV45g

[alc] Remember this for your Halloween party. Then invite me over. This recipe does not require Chambord. 🍹 VAMPIRE'S KISS 🧛‍♀️🧛💋 (EASY VERSION) Shake the following in an ice-filled shaker: 🔸2 oz raspberry vodka 🔸1 oz unsweetened cranberry juice 🔸1 oz sparkling wine or prosecco 🔸½ oz […]

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️ Theme Drink Recommendation for 🧛 FRIGHT NIGHT 🧛‍♀️ We're going on a sleepover at Charley Brewster's. You know, the guy who won't shut up about his neighbor being a vampire. I'll bring drinks so we should get into some shenanigans. (recipe in reply under CW) Everyone is […]

"...they estimate that he was stung by no less than two hundred and fifty wasps!" entire fediverse screaming at their TVs: NO FEWER #monsterdon

less realistic than family guy #Monsterdon #foodofthegods