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I wrapped up my march quest of finding and eating all of my city’s cinnamon rolls so for April I’m going to every single park. If you’re in Louisville and want to go with me, I’m going to 2 a day. AM is a walk, PM is an activity.

This guy like "I've always wanted to be a marathoner, but I didn't want to run long distances. But now, with the help of this handy SUV, I'm crossing finish lines like there's no tomorrow! 😁"

Been feeling sorry for myself because I’m experiencing a high degree of temporary hearing loss but I just met a dog named Spaetzel so life is good again

The Nanny Posting: Maxwell has a point, on paper Cats sounds like a stupid play

Would like to point out to the gleeful commentariat that 1. Red/blue is reductive; these states are like 60-40 splits, so a lot of people didn’t vote for this or didn’t vote because they can’t 2. This hits the poorest among us hardest and people don’t just like, deserve to suffer.

More of this and less of not this !!

NYTimes has spent years breathlessly repeating claims that objecting to the treatment of Palestinians is antisemitic, but when right-wingers say they're “J-pilled,” NYTimes calls this "slang for skepticism of Israeli influence." Where's the "J" in "Israel"? Might that "J" mean something else?

I cannot even contemplate something so outside the lines someone was like “flag on the play actually”

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

The “ice at marine grad” situation is grim, cruel, and vile, but it is also stupid. There is no amount of money you could give me to take on a bunch of hyped up marines on their home turf. One (1) could easily take fifteen (15) ICE agents with one hand tied behind her back. Loser behavior.

This old post from @andreagrimes.com helps me!

I know this is not the point at all but I have an idea for baseline criteria for national identity and it’s that you have to have a food that’s objectively pretty gross but y’all think is normal and a fake medical belief y’all think is real. Ours is hotdogs and eight glasses of water a day.

Look, no matter what you’re going through right now, you aren’t the adult man crying in the Mall St. Matthews Slime Kitchen at 6pm on a Friday night.

Oh, WHOOPS

With the CLEAR caveat this baby is NOT MINE but will be in my care and I am a big idiot: Can anyone recommend stuff to do with a baby in Stockholm?

I can say some of this is better than other parts but it’s 90% pre-prepped which is what I need this week.

LinkedIn only posts like this about AI when in extreme distress

imagining the meeting where someone was like goal number one is to find a trendier, more whimsical term for attempted murder

I would try not to think too much if my head looked like an egg, too.

Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life

Everyone acted like I was being dramatic when I was buying a house when I said I wouldn’t look at anything without a basement.

Here is this week’s Templeside menu. I am really looking forward to supper club this week.

Nyaga is a white cat who promotes Nagasaki Prefecture.

And the award for Best Snacktor in a Leading Role goes to … 🏆

Has anyone in the history of people ever succeeded in appealing a parking ticket?

Happy to report the weird teens are still hanging out at the used book store after school.

My credit score fell because the closed accounts of my paid off student loans are sunsetting off my report. My score went down when I paid off my debts. The score goes down if I use any amount of credit, but goes up if I open more *lines* of credit. This entire thing is a scam.

I have been logging off and doing watercolors. I recommend you all try it.

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

This is a mixed week— I need a little flex. Enjoy!

I think it’s safe to say things are going bad right now but I have great news. This season’s Gap v-neck is a dupe for the American Apparel deep V c. 2007.

Philip Pullman said that anything that a child might encounter in their childhood is appropriate material for a children's story.

I am disappointed to report that the rolled oysters at Saint James on Edenside are, at best, mid minus.

Use your words.

Unexpectedly if you are stupid

evergreen

This sucks and it feels like the thing with the gun store in my neighborhood last month. You protest and they say “we’re just calling balls and strikes! They meet the criteria for opening; nothing we can do!” Okay, bring me to the guy who can say no to something then.

Almost all of my former colleagues got laid off today from the same company where I worked for several years. I just feel so bad for everyone and I feel even worse being several months ahead of them in the process and knowing how hard it’s gonna be.

On one side they owned an optical shop. On the other other side he worked at a Caterpillar plant and she was a church secretary so like, not rugged but they were the first on both sides not to farm.

Went ahead and named my bar trivia team croutons and ranch in this kid’s honor

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I wonder how she’s doing tonight. I hope she got croutons.

Back to my two pager! Please laugh at my WWE jokes

I am obsessed with this child following her father around the grocery store insisting she loves salad. He keeps asking her what parts of the salad she likes, and she is responding that she loves croutons and ranch, croutons and ranch, croutons and ranch.

I find it telling that they went to all this trouble to be cruel and harmful to the *300 people this applies to over an 11 year period.* it just highlights, I suppose, that the cruelty is the point.

My friends who went to these programs really benefited from them. I’m confident they’ll get great educations at Georgia Tech and Duke, etc., but this is arbitrary and stupid and, as Clay says, a real own goal.

I assume this is about everyone being insane about the woman olympians and like…those girls are just existing in public? They don’t “look like porn stars” or anything; they just look like 20 year olds doing stuff they’re good at and being excited about it! Leave them alone!

Do these guys know you can just read the Abstract and Conclusion if you want to be a lazy guy that doesn’t do his job? You don’t have to burn down a rain forest to be a shitty academic.

What is the name of the job of the person who designs the fake social media interfaces for film and tv? Like when they can’t just use Instagram or something. Is this a special kind of set designer?