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I went through TACP (where you learn to be a forward air controller) in 2004 & met a Marine back from his first tour in Iraq. He'd lost 50 lbs because they only got one MRE per day & not enough water. They also only got one body armor plate & had to decide whether to wear it in the front or back.

Why does Cherry Coke at the movie theater hit like crack?

It's 2026. Who the hell still thinks this hairdo ever looked good?

I made a play like this once in seventh grade, and I still think about it way more than I should.

The draft

They still sell this thing?

This is great, but... TAX THE RICH!

We need a @sarahcpr.bsky.social special on this one.

Everything is different now. I miss the old days when Jay was still the CEO.

You people really need to get a handle on the difference between cavalry and Calvary.

The number of posts I've seen of people explaining to "the kids" what Gorillaz is after they were on SNL is too damn high. I'm pretty sure I've heard Clint Eastwood on the radio at least once a week for the last twenty years. They know what Gorillaz is.

The NFL's salary cap economy is absolutely bonkers.

lol

I've been at war with Double Quarter Pounder®s with Cheese since 1947.

If you see any news stories about the Post Office running out of money, it's just propaganda to get people to buy in to the idea of ending mail-in voting. Don't believe it. The USPS is one of the most efficiently-run businesses in the country and is a marvel of modern business practices.

Periodic pedantic reminder that it's daylight saving time, not daylight savings time.

Seriously though, why is no one talking about the fact that he’s hosting a UFC event on the White House lawn?

In hindsight, the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution with the most rose-colored glasses possible, especially considering how hard the Declaration of Independence goes.

Rhetoric is not war. War is war. Anyone saying that Kamala Harris would also have done this are loons and will be auto-blocked.

Shocker

NEW: U.S. officials say Russia is providing Iran with intelligence to target American forces in the Middle East, including the locations of U.S. warships and aircraft, WaPo reports. Pete Hegseth recently said Russia is “not really a factor here.”

14 yrs ago, I worked a day gig in Chicago with 2 dudes from NYC. We got breakfast sandwiches, & they both got ham & cheese. When they got theirs, they looked at me and said, “Why is there Swiss on this?!” I just pointed to the menu board where it said “ham & swiss,” and they started…

This article wasn't about the Soul Reaver series and is therefore invalid.

It would be fucking hilarious if Oklahoma elected a Democrat to replace Mullin.

I see Cosplay Barbie got fired. I'm sure she'll totally face the consequences of her actions now.

Omigod, the wind turbine isn't spinning. We better invade Iran and drill all the baby seals!

The HP LaserJet 1012 printer. It is the finest printer ever made. I bought it approx. 25 years ago, and it is still our primary household printer. Paired with an AirPort Express, it is the best wireless printer you could ever buy. If I ever get rid of it, I will list it for $5000 on ebay.

No one: NYT Games:

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

Even if Talarico wins in November, the gop will just find some former college football coach to run next time, and Texans will all cream their shorts running to polls to vote for him instead of realizing that they can be the change.

Netbooks are back. Nice!

Any military commander telling their subordinates that this is a holy war needs to be in prison. Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Coke float > Root Beer float

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000 miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

Happy birthday, Chicago!

Texas is so backward.

DHS invoked the “national emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for a $220 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign, which has secretly benefited a firm with ties to Kristi Noem. (Published Nov. 2025)

Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

Retirement from Congress shouldn’t serve as a motivator to finally start pointing out all the lies. Just a bunch of spineless weasels from bottom to top.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Hey, "Party Over Morality" truthers, how's that working out for you? If you're waiting for the perfect candidate who checks every single one of your boxes on the morality checklist in order to vote, then I'll see you in hell. You're just as complicit by withholding as everyone you look down on.

Iran is in Asia, by the way.

Dude is giving out Medals of Honor like it's Halloween.

Just watched four U.S. Marshals execute an eviction on an empty house with their guns drawn. Why do you need guns for an eviction, and why do you need marshals? Shouldn't the sheriff's department be doing this?

A good way to demonstrate your unserious nature is arguing that “Kamala would be doing this too.”

If your big contribution to the discussion right now is to blame everything on Democratic campaign strategy for the last twenty-five years, go fuck off.

Did the Navy hospital boat make it to Greenland yet?

Michele Tafoya is running for Senate? On what planet?