White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

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No, I don't think I will press tab to enter ai mode.

"The United States should withdraw from NATO and use that money to defend our country." What the fuck do you think the point of being a member of NATO is?

I probably watch more youtube than 99% of Americans, and I've literally only ever heard of one of these people.

The news about the SAVE plan being killed today instead of being phased out by 2028 is a kick in the nuts. Thanks, dicks.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Don’t let anyone tell you the Monsters broadcast is amazing technology because they’re rendering it live. It’s at least three minutes behind live.

Troy Aikman always looks high af. Or like he’s been swimming without goggles.

Harrison Butker just keeps being too far to the Right.

Bears lost because Ben Johnson didn’t coach shirtless from the sideline. #GoPackGo #AfterFurtherReview

Per NFL advanced AWS Next Gen Stats, these refs have 2.3 EPA for the Bears for every missed holding and flag thrown. #GoPackGo

Fuck it. Just make holding legal, NFL. #GoPackGo

Why do Packer fans always feel the need to bring up their desired player and coaching change takes during a season in which we’re one of the best teams in the league and competing for a potential top playoff seed? #GoPackGo

YESSS!! #GoPackGo

These refs suck shit so bad. #GoPackGo

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a ref, begging them to call Micah Parsons getting held like once. #GoPackGo 💛💚🧀💚💛

I kind of miss Luke Musgrave’s roadrunner legs. #GoPackGo

Why the hell would you want to drink a Michelob Ultra with no alcohol? Why would you drink a Michelob Ultra at all?

The CFP is absolutely indefensible, and I don't even like Notre Dame. Indiana is the national champion.

All these gop mouthpieces trying to give possible explanations for the murdered guys‘ actions before their murder as justification for murdering them have never been in a boat at sea and are counting on the fact that most Americans have not as well.

Who has made this 🤣

For the Cream and Crimson. Great job, Hoosiers!

If Alabama still gets selected for the CFP, it’s yet another data point for its illegitimacy.

Victory formation from the shotgun?

That Wednesday Addams & Sheldon Cooper buddy cop series is going to go so hard.

Opinion that many people need to hear, apparently: Karl Urban was really good as Judge Dredd, but that movie was worse than trash.

I guarantee they're going to argue that the 22nd Amendment violates the 1st Amendment and use FDR as proof. The irony will be so thick.

SCOTUS accepting the birthright citizenship case in direct opposition to the 14th Amendment seals them as a completely illegitimate court.

🧵 In the weeks leading up to the Iraq War in 2003, we were briefed *for days* on the rules of engagement (ROE) that were currently in place for Operation SOUTHERN WATCH and then briefed, again *for days*, on the new ROE we would be following for Operation IRAQI FREEDOM. If the servicemembers...

I'm really looking forward to that Sopranos: Arkham Knights crossover event.

C'mon, this is like what you do with a child. They have to be laughing at him.

HBO Netflix Max Go Now No, seriously. Go. Run. Now.

🧵Re-posting my proposal for adding term limits to the Supreme Court. More detail in thread. Highlights: - 12-year term limit (3 pres. terms) - Every presidential term appoints three new justices (1 each in first three years of term) - court majority more closely follows current will of the people

Wasn’t this the truth

Fuck SCOTUS.

People saying that the Jan6 pipe bomber has already been inadvertently pardoned are not totally correct. They can still be convicted for all the planning and conspiracy stuff that led up to the bombs' placement.

My iTunes Wrapped for 2025

Omg, I just remembered Leeroy Jenkins. I can't stop crying.

Maybe it will happen today.

Still gets me every time.

Find someone who looks* at you the way the cat does at 3am when you get up to use the bathroom and they think it's breakfast time because they don't know how to read a clock and they want breakfast. *yells

I'll withhold excitement until chambers of Congress and branches of government start falling. We had similar off-cycle and special election success during Biden, and then the funniest thing happened.

Yes

Paul Dano was pretty good in The Girl Next Door.

Yeah, that seems about right. My daughter ratted me out to my wife over my profanity here.

It's disgusting that, at the end of this administration, we're going to have to liberate thousands from ethnic cleansing camps, only this time the Nazis will get away with everything.

I am fine with my choice to still not ever have seen a single episode of Mad Men. Way too many people made their entire lives revolve around that show. I had to, politely, turn down *multiple* Mad Men-themed-party invitations at its peak of popularity. It just seemed like a show for assholes.