I hate that I’m gonna have to defend Nolan’s odyssey bc of gutter racists. It’s gonna be bad. Nolan makes everything about loving and missing your wife. Odysseus kinda famously does not miss his wife. Not the man to make this movie at all

BOOOOOOO! Made an appointment for June 23rd to get things moving on insurance/food. Any help in the meantime is greatly appreciated 💞 $TippyBerkman (cashapp) @/AntifaSheriff (venmo)

Ok time to briefly stop angry feminist posting and start angry football posting

I was literally talking to someone yesterday about how Spain and Germany had actual anarchism and socialism going on for the fascists to rally against and all we got was more diverse television. That’s the left wing threat. That’s it

I’m now 31 which is like firmly old to all the kids I work with during the school year and firmly a baby to everyone else I might accidentally say I feel old to. Interesting age to be

I should join the circus the way I’m juggling clinical depression and social interactions

I long to feel the joy I felt on September 10th listening to conservative radio hosts cry live on air

$20/$26.06+tip

anyways, you can just be a genius like me and ignore the emails from the channel 5 with andrew callaghan producers btw

Hey so am I super depressed around my birthday because I’m in my thirties or is it the state of the world?

Help them eat please

I have the strongest desire to build something but also absolute disgust as the thought of getting all my wood out of the back of the garage

Yooooooooo!!!!!

FIFA stays FIFAing

I greatly appreciate this opportunity to roll another joint

Hoooooooooooooo take that you limey bastard

What I can’t get over about the Norwegian Viking row is that bc they only really fucked with parts of Europe we’re all fine with their thing being “look at us we’re coming in boats to conquer you” but like if Spain or France or England did that it would be death penalty worthy

…left without planning food in 90°+ weather like a ding-dong. If anyone wants to chip in on some fast food: $TippyBerkman (cashapp) @/AntifaSheriff (venmo)

“Ok but you can tell me, do you *really* have dual loyalties and if not, why are you such a bad Jew?” - Dana Bash, basically.

Look, the South just wanted a Two-State Solution for America. Is that so wrong

…headed to the grocery store, anything helps

ICE just murdered someone. But my neighbor still has a Defund sign up in her yard. I have never felt more politically homeless.

I think framing the debate over who was supporting Planter as liberals vs leftists is just getting it completely wrong it was both liberal and leftist men! It's now liberal, leftist, and right wing dudes doing the apologism!!! The common denominator is men!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Genuinely shocked I survived that call without screaming at the French. I’m incredible.

Everyone congratulate me for not yelling on this call while watching the match on mute

Someone says vaguely socialist buzzwords and the American public is so far from being able to engage with larger political trends, they just go “radical leftist” like you know if they got a translated Marine Le Pen speech they’d call her a leftist

I’m in an online trivia tournament and todays quiz was world leaders and someone commented “I have no idea who any of these people are” and it was like basic ass, known to the west presidents and prime ministers so I clicked on the profile and it of course was an American

Got excited that someone from high school is gay now but she was just on a hike with another straight girl. Stolen dyke valor

We keep ourselves fed. A few dollars can really help

Me when I don’t smoke a whole cigarette: wow, look at my self control Me, when I inevitably come back to finish the cigarette: I am a cigarette goblin, I live in the trash now

The fact that this dude is Washington bureau chief at the independent tells you everything you need to know about where American pundits stand re: understanding the obvious thing happening right before their eyes

Sucks that Colombia lost but they still have the coolest hill bomber in all of skating while I can only name one Swiss skater off the top of my head so obvi still way cooler that neutral nazi gold country Here’s madars apse visiting gonogold in medellin (and really impressing me with his Spanish)

Silver lining of the day is that I think ppl sent me birthday presents early bc of shipping delays and they arrived on time(not late) so I just got my first prezzie by mail of the season! Everything else is standard life sucks under fascism

Anyone who thinks platner is an op or a plant has obviously never had to speak to a white man in DSA about literally anything that’s not glazing the mythical white working glass

Cw: pet death My best friend and former roommates dog died and now I’m sad about it(as one should be) and feel bad that I ever got mad at her for peeing on the carpet (probably more guilty than I need to feel about something that happened a decade ago)

Here’s a good reminder that the “Epstein class” is actually just men and there’s no conspiracy to how you get away with abusing girls and women bc our society operates at such a high baseline of misogyny

I just lost like twenty pages of writing. Like half of it was notes that were long bc outline format but still that’s all that work gone. Fuck

I have moved on to watching mountain bikers race down what I can only describe as a mountain face of doom. Much higher stakes. No Alexi lalas to be found. It’s nice.

Thank god I can hear Thierry Henry say something about the game that wasn’t so dumb I wanted to cry. God damn do we have the absolute worst commentators

Beautiful goal from a beautifully kitted team. I really want that kit but I won’t pay for it

There’s nothing america loves more than being delusional. Do you know how many people think the usmnt have a chance to win AND the democrats will rally to fight fascism?

Bruh I’m gonna die the way those dudes were acting like us down 2-1 today was anything like Mexico down 2-1 yesterday and then the fuckin wide open direct shot just cemented how pathetic that delusion was

I was gonna say what did we do to deserve these commentators and then I remember we did literally everything wrong you possibly could. We are america. These are the commentators we deserve

Idk why but when US fans have something covered in way more than 50 stars I can’t help wonder are you arguing for the inclusion of DC and PR or is this a call to invade the rest of the continent and make them client state states (I know it’s bc stars are just a vibe but still I wonder)

To be so fair, after saying no woman in Seattle should have to share transit with a dude draped in American flag someone pointed out Belgian flag horned helmet guy and I also believe no woman should have to share space with that kind of man period, country unrelated

I think we should reflect on how pervasive this thinking is in politics and maybe this sounds out of left field but I can’t stop thinking about Oppenheimer winning best picture for asking what if the guy who created the atom bomb felt a little bad about it and the men who kept telling me it was good

Begging for one “maybe now the men backing platner will apologize” skeet writer to realize they like him because of the violence against women but of course that would be too much actual analysis in their pseudo analysis

Hey so can we talk about how men on the left love more than almost anything to invoke the working class as a rhetorical cover for their violent misogyny? Y’all ready for that one? Gonna listen to the feminists yet? No? Yeah I thought so

You ever forgotten someone was over and peed with the door open to the bathroom?

Fuck off