Melbourne, drink your water, wear your sunscreen and don’t forget to moisturise today. 12% humidity, UV 13 and 45° is nuts.

Happy new year! 🥳

Was going to post some pics but all of my pictures are just smart home screenshots and measurements. But I have this. Things are slowly coming together.

Fun update I found today. iPhone 17 DOES record full surround sound in camera. My Gaga videos sound FANTASTIC

I can’t stand still apparently

🎶🎵 🥰😘 @kellerwolfexxx.bsky.social

Spotify pays Joe Rogan millions of dollars, runs ads for ICE recruitment, pays artists less than other streamers, AND sounds like shit.

This is your friendly dad reminder to CANCEL SPOTIFY!! I don’t wanna see your wrap ups when folks are being rounded up and put in cages.

Steam Room

I’ll never stop beating this horse by the way. If you’re going to wear, we can do better. We have sooo many unique and higher quality formula scents from everywhere now. Heck even Abercrombie is in chemist warehouse now and that smells better than these.

JOOP! In 2025 absolutely not. sir you’re balding in your 50’s wearing that suit, you’ve got money for more than a $25 bottle of piss. I have a headache now 💀

Sitting alone in vip. (Waiting for people to turn up to meeting.

Come grab all this belly

8.5 because ive been told that 😅

Brisbane holiday was a huge success. A much needed rest. Feat. @kellerwolfexxx.bsky.social

Apparently all anyone has seen of the study is an abstract from the graduate student conducting the research, which has not been peer reviewed 🙃 This CNN post should also be unpublished.

HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY

newsroom.spotify.com/2025-09-10/l... Only took them 5 years but I guess better late than never.

Finally. Remember if you’re on hfc or FTTP you’re able to get your speed boosts. Thank god we’re 10 years behind the rest of the world.

Been a weird few weeks to be honest. Not sure what’s going on. I suppose *guestures vaguely* doesn’t help

Wearing high fashion with all these rings and wet look hair doesn’t work if you’re also wearing brut.

They’re at 4 days. I think we can do much better than that 😈

Forgot to post these from a few weeks back. First bath in years.

Bowser says: you can’t fight the fascists if you’re dehydrated. Have some water babe.

It is BRISK this morning.

Can Apple fix the Apple Music shuffle problem. First shuffled song should be downloaded. Not sit there for 20-40 seconds trying to load shit over the internet. Shuffle locally first. Play that and then shuffle everything. I WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE come on. #losslessproblems.

“Who turned off the lights”

Top five! 1. Light years 2. The One (Freemasons Vocal Mix) 3. Come into my world 4. Shocked (DNA MIX) 5. What do I have to do (7” Mix)

Oh how I’ve missed this bitch. 🥰

You don't get to quote my posts if you don't even follow me.

Also appreciate this selfie I took during a meeting today.

Time to say goodbye to some old friends. I bought the hard drive on the left when I upgraded my computer in 2013 , into the right came out of an airport extreme also from 2013. They still work, but they’re very slow and it’s time to move on hello 16tb! Welcome.

Was such a lovely weekend

Oh I love this! 👀

😂😂😂

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No LNP all greens and labor. Older Ladies grabbing greens how to vote. Life is good.

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo

I feel like they should have thought this through

We did it Joe!

IT IS TIME

Just had the best massage I think I’ve ever had. Goddam that was great shame about the construction, this view is amazing

So, what’s the deal with all these men in Sydney with just single letters in the title profile name? I’ve gotten 8 woofs from “B” come on guys. 😂

Oh hello there

I will be coming to Sydney this weekend by the way. Shhhhh

I haven’t posed in a while. But I’m still here. Just BUSY.

I fear I’m going to need Hayley Williams to do a feature on this. 🥵🥵