to hell with Pizza Rat, we’ve got

dog eat dog world (complimentary)

🎵 wake me up 🎵🎵

AL and NL East, Central and West

Don’t jerk me around, Norm, it’s a simple question:

You planned THIS for our anniversary, Kevin? THIS is your BIG TRIP??!!

Raptors inspired by the Celtics shooting performance

Don Jr: sorry Devin, but you’ve shown YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH *waits for father’s approval that will never come*

Stevie ain’t blind

Bought: baby shoes, never worn

contras getting a nuke

great shot by White, but spelling is disrespectful to Kobe

not so special now are you Sullenberger

“a perfect descent for Integrity” sums up this Administration pretty well too

1.3 Scaramuccis until we do this shit again

Fartemis II

🎵 to make you feel my glove 🎵

Guy Hoffman Pitcher Debut: 1979 - Retired: 1988 TEX - CHW - CIN - CHC

“It’s an easy gig! It’s a midnight run for Christ’s sake!”

🎵 that’s the Impressionists I get 🎵

[very English Beat voice]

Dipshit Clausewitz

Marlins Man and Kalshi Bros, big piles of shit behind home plate

see when I see Michael Ian Black I don't really see a "book reader," more like a "book collaborator"

Did Charlie Brown have hoes after all??!?

targeted Mark Teixeira harassment

John Philip Sousa program notes:

Texas football, 2025:

EM Forster was a Michigan fan because this is Howard’s end

Michaels B. Jordan or Michael B.’s Jordan

No ‘mas

Mohamed Atta to KSM, 9/10/01

Etiquette question: If Florida State beats Duke can I storm the court? * Like for 'yes' * RT for 'yes'

Gus Johnson and Bill Raftery calling the Big East tournament at Madison Square Garden is some pretty good college basketball

more like TJ Maxx Crosby because he just got a lot cheaper

Well, curling

Kash Patel arresting Noem and seizing her fuck plane under civil forfeiture

and he knows the Senate will approve to get Markwayne’s dumb ass out of there

Khamanei of these guys are there??!

The only way to stop tanking is to make the number of wins tied to the prices teams can charge for tickets. If you win 20 games, 20 dollars is the most expensive ticket you can have the following year

but I’m not my brother’s keeper or anything, so

because they had a towel?

Spelling Bee didn’t go to my high school

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

what idiot called him the Chief of Police and not

The Sweet Hereafter

we’re back to 1980 , time for a botched invasion of Iran

1 Samuel 16:13

sadly there’s no cure for what Aylsham

Buick HQ, 2005 -