I got belted for not kicking no boy.
- Mr Berry, the only teacher unilaterally feared at our school: WHY DID YOU KICK THAT BOY
- Me (not unreasonably): What boy
- Mr Berry, clutching his temples: YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE
The day's other miscreants got two of the belt, but I got six. Go me.
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago