furious owl doesn't like being told what to do

'where are you Lucy? it looks very glamorous' asks my manager during a teams call. #werk

“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

I'm in an advent calendar group. My friends have a variety of chocolate/skincare/taskmaster. I went for a tiny Hello Kitty. Today I got 2 in one door, I fully expect to get 0 in a door at some point. I'm concerned that today's orange kitty is dressed as a pig with high goth lashes and lipstick

Yesterday I fell out of a door and into a puddle. Today I am in my pajamas eating frazzles on the sofa.

Moved cat tree number one because the builders are coming on Monday. Jamie is looking majestic despite being thick as mince.

I'm arranging a thing for work. I'd love you to come. There are over 30 vendors of all shapes and sizes with prints, stickers, ceramics, jewellery and some very lovely handbags Get your Christmas on with some unique gifts that you won't find anywhere else.

Locksbrook Lates: Creativity Comes Alive. Students, staff, & alumni will showcase a mix of art, design, & craft. Join us to celebrate local talent and find something special this festive season. free & open to all 4th December 2025 Locksbrook Campus, BA1 3ELT Market and refreshments from 5 - 9

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Radical Admin have just been called a creative fairy godmothers by a client. I wonder who is who or witch is witch? 🧹🪄

Pleasing ombre sky

The Running Man is as delightful as a distopian future gets. A man with a towel trying to get back to his wife and kids. Would watch again and trying to stop thinking about how on the nose this imaginary version of 2025 is.

My phone curates the weird things I take photos of better than I ever could

Did enjoy, will listen again

I put together a new showreel - please pass it on to anyone you think might be looking playful installations and interactive shows! I'm on the lookout for new opportunities 😊 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivv6...

@furiousgerbil.bsky.social saw this, thought of you S&S are in panto in Bristol this year.

tenor.com/b1747Gq2tLS.... how is your day?

My cats are ridiculous, they sleep the wrong way round while hanging off the sofa. I have forgiven J-pig for punching me in the head at 6.30 to get his breakfast.

I have been asked why I like Iceland so much. Given half a chance (and a large bank balance) I'd be in an insulated cabin on a cliff looking at the sea.

It's like Watership Down with washing machines, he said AI replied

I took some photos of mushrooms and made some badly balanced wall paper

Oh, you lot are watching Traitors. It took me far too long to work that out.

A week on from this I feel no better and Lemsips don't help

I have a cold and too much to do. Send Lemsips.

The face of a cat that has just discovered hot water bottles exist.

Jilly Cooper made me a reader.

After a trip to Weymouth with Activate Outdoor Arts and Heritage Open Day last week. Me and Sir Jamie Beans are having a bit of quiet time. #DayOff

Werk

@beardsandennui.bsky.social you'll appreciate this. Stan Butts used to be a butchers shop, now it's a screen printing studio. I don't think there is anything more Bristol than this.

Have I broken the interwebs? I've tried 3 cards to pay for my parking and then got this

Hey. Wanna buy a book from me? Do it . Go on. I dare you. All you have to do is ask. I can get any book (pretty much). Yes. Even that one. No. Not that one though you monster. You can email [email protected] Or DM me if you prefer. Or just ask on here Ta very much

I've said before and I will say it again - I HATE MICROSOFT AND ALL THE APPS THAT SAIL IN IT

Here's me, being awake after having a dream time trip @hookland.bsky.social where the church on the cliff has a broken bell so the pastor is using a wheel hub hanging from a tree to call his flock to prayer in a storm.

I have a migraine that sent me to bed at 5.30. I am now awake with an ear worm of 'Sweet Caroline'. The dun, dun dun is making me want to set my head on fire. This isn't just a headache, it's an M&S headache.

The latest in a series I am calling 'I am Batman'

@jarkman.bsky.social saw this, thought of you www.tickettailor.com/events/thela...

Me and the Batman wish you a good morning.

'bru, we should get a takeaway tonight, that would be sick'. - so a new term begins

#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_126@21-09-2019_09-03-49.jpg

Got a new notebook/planner to keep track of my DYCP. There is a map in it. I have marked some places to go. Very clear that I am not going to Russia again.

I have big back to school energy today having spent most of August doing art. Emails are boring, I will only accept love letters brought on a horse.

I am so proud of Anita and all my friends who got to work on #GlitterHeartProject with Liz. I missed it all doing very serious work learning how to facilitate citizens assemblies to create a cultural plan for WECA. Which is very important, but I want to set fire to stuff!

I've been at Fools School this week. It pretty much went down like this.

Are you sure?

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Jamie has found his true calling.

Women make tea

My cat Don is wearing a tiny hat looking sad.

Evergreen message - 'why do men have to make podcasts rather than talking about their feelings?'