This is more likely to be the origin story.

I have been holding back since your original post. Not many will remember Ian Dury but we saw him in Perth 1981? or so. Drove 400k, when we were leaving we'd lost our favourite sax player. Found him backstage in Ian's green room talking to Davey Payne. We stayed for half an hour chatting./2

Saw these legends live in my home town for 50 bucks. Won't happen again. Next time they come to WA they won't come to little Albany cos they are going off. If you get the chance go and enjoy. I am 70 so will probably not travel to Perth for their next show in WA. www.facebook.com/share/p/1asQ...

The best qualified idiot they have ever met. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

This. Lets start.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

I did stupid. Now that I am wised up lets punish the next person who does stupid.

Not a big fan of Susssan Ley, corrupt as she is. I actually thought she did OK even though she had the Angus Hastie show breathing down her neck and everyone knew she wouldn't make it to the next election. Stuffed up a bit over the Bondi shit. But seriously, who else have they got election wise.

Thank you Mark Carney. #taco

Can someone who still goes back to Twitter please get Grok to give us an image of Elon sucking Trump's cock? I don't want to see it but they should. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Since we're all getting ready for spring garden season...

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"while his mother cried in court"

Support the weird doughs or all you'll get is white bread. @mmmm-gggg.bsky.social

Good to see Grace back in print. www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/life/2025/11...

Great work Portland @mmmm-gggg.bsky.social

Anyone with a bit of Scot in them should listen to this.

Autism was discovered in 1911, and Tylenol was invented in 1950. Release the Epstein Files

Special Entertainment District in Perth to protect live music. Hopefully more to come. Freo? @davidewart.bsky.social @nickraschke.bsky.social www.ausleisure.com.au/news/western...

Says the person who used our money to travel to the Goldie to buy an apartment. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

It is all OK. Charlie says it is worth it Charlie Kirk said of gun deaths on April 5, 2023, "I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."

I have never before signed an e-petition because I couldn't see how they worked. It is surprisingly easy and it seems like your "signature" is verified through your email. Please everyone "sign" this.

@drcgjones.bsky.social Have you seen this? www.pickles.com.au/campaigns/el...

Adelaide Crows fans booing a Collingwood player cos he was the target of a slur is a new low? No, it is disgusting. I dont boo at games but internally I am booing every Collingwood player every time. (The Mcguire effect) The booing of Adam Goodes was far worse and drew far less condemnation.

Smart move from Harley Reid. Eagles will have some good draft picks and some of their young ones are already showing a bit. Two years gives him time to assess the Eagles rate of improvement. Wouldn't want him to go rushing to a Vic club like Nathan Buckley and miss 3 flags. #afl #WestCoast

Colbert at his best.

Is John Hewson the best PM we never had? I wasn't a fan of his GST but we got it anyway. www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/comment/topi...

"Takers get the honey, givers sing the blues." The fabulous Robin Trower www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb4i...

Yeah, but she is a nutter. Listen to the interview with Geraldine Mellet on ABC. So many councillors had resigned that they didn't have a quorum. The "Class A Reserve"is a degraded sandpit that a local charity wants to develop as a kids playground. Love your work Michael but pick another fight.

I don't post much. My alt text rating score is 100.00% ☺️ 292 posts analyzed, 4 contain images, 4 have alt text... Get your Bluesky alt text rating here: cred.blue/alt-text

It is a cult. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

If you can find the audio of Justice Quinlan's verdict it is well worth a listen (I heard it on ABC radio). #justiceforcassius www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06...

David Speers best interview of his career. Allowing James Elder of Unicef to descrbe the horror in Gaza without interruption. #abc730 , #gaza , #auspoll

This one wins the internet today.

I don't think I have any medical follows, but worth reposting.

The WH lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". I wish that was true. But here's our reality: We are now under the "leadership" of a regime actively planning to disappear people -even CITIZENS- to war-torn nations! Silence is not our friend. SHARE this video! 🎧 #MAGAKidnappers

If Aus pulls this one off gotta be Mitch Starc for MOM. #cricket

Fuck off Reynolds. If it wasn't for your lawsuits we would have already forgotten you. Some generic useless minister in the useless Morrison goverment. We will now remember you for a long time. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

As a pacifist I hate all war talk but the reality is that I live in a country that will spend a lot of money on "defence". This is well worth a listen. www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

Don't turn off power points. It is not worth it.

It is unusual for me to describe a fight as being a thing of beauty but this one surely is. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Good chance of a decent aurora tonight if you have clear skies. aurora.linxi.com.au

From ABC news Australia. The TACO effect: Trump Always Chickens Out. Refers to $US going up because EU tariffs are off again. @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

Well here is one overdue and and clearly inadequate move. But it is something. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...

So Mr T-shirt Todd Samson is on Gruen wearing a cash cow shirt. He was certainly a cash cow for Alan Joyce as he sits on the remuneration committee of the Qantas board.

The delulu Nats think that they are better than the Libs because they didn't lose as many seats. The reality is that they have nowhere to increase their seat numbers. If the Libs survive and come to the "centre" they have a chance of rebuilding. www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...

So the Nationals don't want do a deal with a female Liberal leader. #Auspoll