"Living fantasies. Create your own fantasies in these beautiful nightgowns. Woven from Fibremakers 'Volesse', a fibre that feels divine against the skin..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Glorowin Little Luxuries. New Idea, 1985.

I hope Waleed reads this

"Prakti's smart. You set one control, Prakti works the rest. Takes expert colour shots (quick-sure)..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Hanimex Prakti "For slick, sure colour shots". Australasian Post, 1962.

"Admit it! Some drinks aren't for you... Be smart, enjoy Boronia from the very first sip..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Boronia Marsala "The liqueur wine of romance". Woman's Day with Woman, 1966.

"McCormick Sauces add the spice of life..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) McCormick Sauces. New Idea, 1989.

"Limited Edition" (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Anthea Crawford. Vogue Australia, 1988.

"It's easier to give up sugar. No more fizzy tea. No more nasty aftertaste..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Hermesetas. Woman's Day with Woman, 1968.

"Spot the salad dressing Mum makes..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Heinz "It's what all the best dressed salads are wearing". Family Circle, 1986.

"If you are offered a lighting fitting WITHOUT the 'Crown' symbol, think twice!..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Crown Lightingware. Woman's World, 1948.

"They'll climb out of bed for this.... BREAKFAST Go continental with EGGS FLAMENCO..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Golden Circle Tropical Pineapple Pieces. Woman's Day with Woman, 1966.

"Kayser's superb range of scalloped lace under co-ordinates is now at Myer. Gentle anti-stat tricot appears in the softest colours of Beige, White and Dusty Rose..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Kayser. New Idea, 1985.

"... Datsun 240C combines simple elegance with uncompromising attention to practical detail, luxury and safety..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Datsun 240C. Reader's Digest Australia, 1972.

"For all its delicate looks, Royal Doulton's versatile fine bone china is far stronger than ordinary tableware, so a little outing is no big deal." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Royal Doulton. New Woman, 1994.

"Good old traditional fish and chips. Made the good old traditional way. With fish that's fresh. Potatoes new from our farms..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Birds Eye Fish 'n Chips. Family Circle, 1975.

"For all-day smartness at gay and friendly occasions, for everyday comfort indoors and out, Jaunties, in soft-toned black and brown suede..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Paddle Jaunties. Woman's World, 1949.

"In this case, you'll be thankful he's multiplied..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Nestlé Nesquik Chocolate Dairy Snack. Australian Women's Weekly, 1998.

"Get rid of that ugly spare tyre..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Ryvita "the slim one". Woman's Day with Woman, 1968.

Geoff Riddell. Harper's Bazaar Australia, 1989.

"The latest European style kitchens are now available through Grace Bros Home Improvements..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Grace Bros Home Improvements. Vogue Living Australia, 1990.

"Almost invisible on, new BAND-AID Brand Sheer Strips protect every little cut and scratch against dirt and germs..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Johnson & Johnson Band-Aid Sheer Strips. Woman's Day with Woman, 1968.

"Three more ... beautiful new ways to tell the time..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) COPAL. Australian Women's Weekly, 1975.

"The timeless look of Garry Masters Barcelona bedroom range is ideally suited to all ages. It is shown here in white lacquer for a teenage bedroom..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Garry Masters & Co. Australian Home Beautiful, 1983.

"The Scandinavians started it. They discovered how to treat timber surfaces with a special oil to achieve that wondrous satin-smooth finish which preserves permanently the rich colour and beauty..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) CEMAC Plankwood. Australian House and Garden, 1964.

"it happens... life goes on." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Tom Cobb "The original Australian cane spirit". Juice, 1999.

"They'll enjoy your Speedy Pears & Peaches... Coconut-filled Pears... Glazed Peaches with Almonds..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Australian Canned Fruit "Pick peaches from the can". Woman's Day with Woman, 1975.

Me: Canned meats you say? Women’s Weekly circa 1966: Yes! Worthy of a Paris chef! That’s the beauty of cooking from cans. Me: Cooking from cans you say? Women’s Weekly circa 1966: Indeed! Nothing seals like steel! Nothing can tamper with the delicious taste of canned foods.

"Cook carefree curries and casseroles from CANNED MEATS..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) B.H.P. Tinplate. Australian Women's Weekly, 1966.

"Because it is a NovaSonic stereogram, the Music Studio covers the full frequency range of musical instruments in a way which is best suited to the human ear..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Philips NovaSonic "for lasting value". Woman's Day with Woman, 1966.

"Grampians in the spring are colourful as the rainbow..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Victorian Government Tourist Bureau. Walkabout, 1957.

"As a change from meat or poultry try this GREENSEAS Sweet and Sour Tuna for a delicious meal..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Kraft Greenseas Chunk Style Tuna. Woman's Day, 1972.

"LYSTAV has it all ways. For sheer beauty: a richness of spun rayon texture: a wealth of colour and design; a smooth unruffled look..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Tootal Lystav "for practical beauty..." Woman, 1954.

"It's easier than you think to let beautiful ceramic tiles breathe new life into your home..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Hardie's Hardiflex "For a job well done". Australian Home Beautiful, 1982.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

"English girls can't keep a secret..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Nivea "The European secret of skin beauty". Australian Women's Weekly, 1974.

"What other cereal talks you into enjoying them?..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Kellogg's Rice Bubbles. Everybody's, 1963.

"Kerby understands that bedroom furniture must be practical as well as stylish, lasting quality as well as reasonably priced..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Kerby Furniture Group. Australian Home Beautiful, 1977.

"Go-togethers? Separates? Make them in the glowing colour of pure BRI NYLON Lincoln 8-ply..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Fibremakers Bri-Nylon Lincoln. Woman's Day with Woman, 1966.

"Custom Built entertainment units do not have to be expensive. Consult us for built-in TV, Hi Fi Stereo and Tape Recorders...." Carlsen TV Services. Australian House and Garden, 1964.

(x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Smirnoff. Juice, 1994.

Thanks, New Yorker

"... so quick, so easy EVEN A CHILD CAN MAKE IT!..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Maxam Bakeo Pastry Mixture. Australian Women's Weekly 1949.

"Leggo's Chicken Peperoni The delicate flavour of chicken spiced with Italian magic..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Leggo's. New Idea, 1980.

"It's no secret this: a woman is more woman than ever when she drives the fashion conscious Morris 1100. This is the car that mirrors her exact mood..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Morris 1100. Woman's Day with Woman, 1966.

"Okay, it's gorgeous - just happens JBL are award winning stylists and master cabinet craftsmen... but they also make the finest loudspeakers in the world..." Instrol Hi-Fi Centre. Australian Home Beautiful, 1972.

"Look what's happened to hot chocolate..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Jarrah. Australian Women's Weekly, 1990.

"Try them by Themselves - or..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Arnott's Sao. Australian Women's Weekly, 1951.

"Casual linen" (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Jump. Cleo, 1989.

"Spring walks in with Selby..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Selby "the world's greatest name in shoes". Woman's Day, 1950.

"Halo - made with a special ingredient, contains no soap or sticky oils to dull your hair. Halo reveals shimmering highlights..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Halo Shampoo. Woman, 1954.

"Early-risers... beware! And you had better warn him. In bed, Crystal 'Room-Mates' are the sleeping-est pyjamas..." (x.com/LaurenRosewa...) Crystal Room-Mate. Woman's Day with Woman, 1966.