With many currently posting their 2025 Spotify Wrapped statistics on social media, and artists thanking their listeners for streaming their music, I’d like to take a moment to thank anyone and everyone that actually bought a PHYSICAL COPY of any of my records this year.

Really zeroing in on that Kelce pain tonight

The Cincinnati Bengals

Good lord Fernando Mendoza is a gigantic nerd

I don’t think I could’ve plotted a better draw for the US, I can get behind this draw

I am eternally fascinated with Conservative women who are flabbergasted when they cultivate a base of misogynistic men who treat them like shit

My fave Le Saux commentary is when he talks about a Chelsea move that doesn’t come off like it was the greatest thing he’s ever seen

The irony of the “Same old Arsenal” chant is so thick you could cut it with a knife

Mikel Merino ladies and gentleman

Who gets the yellow that evens it up? You know it’s coming

How on earth is that not a red

Caicedo has to go

Anthony Taylor is so fucking bald

Anthony Taylor is Anthony Tayloring already

The Sunderland rebrand of Granit Xhaka is hilarious, he’s the same guy he was at Arsenal you muppets

Take a bow Tyler Adams….

Jameis Winston is worth the price of admission

Man, I love Joe Flacco more every week

I. Cannot. Escape. Evolve.

Ah, yes, my yearly “first snow of the year and no ice scraper in my car”

Craig Pawson sure lets them kick us from behind a lot

Just remember that LFC supporters booing Trent undoes the myth of them being special. In the end they are no different than any other fan base that feels aggrieved when someone rejects them. They aren’t better at this than anyone. They are just as petty and hypersensitive as the rest of us!

Please let TAA score and then celebrate in the Kop’s face

That’s a puzzling penalty

Mikel Merino just can’t stop scoring goals

Congrats to Andrew Cuomo for receiving the endorsement of Vigo the Carpathian

Screening E.T. For my nieces and nephew tonight, because my brother is apparently failing as a parent

RIP to Donna Jean Godchaux, the OG queen of jamband music. Love love love the Grateful Dead and her contributions. Also, extra proud of her as a fellow Alabamian.

Jusy go ahead and measure Ja’maar for his gold jacket now

Take that open play goal you Muppets

Lol @ Califiori jusy roaming wherever he wants

Set Piece FC baby

I’m so glad Tua is playing football and not eating through a tube

DiCaprio is turning into Jack Nicholson

The NFL should adopt the NCAA overtime rules, they’re wildly entertaining

Va Tech just got hosed by an abomination of a roughing the passer call. Time to expand that FBI investigation

2 nights of The Might Be Giants in Cincy?

What even is pass interference?

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Who robbed the Louvre? Wrong answers only

It’s crazy to see NFL players wearing $500k in jewelry while they play

Take a bow Hadji Wright

Weirdest double play ever?

It’s Monday and I’m still feeling it from a Saturday night show, I’m not built for that life anymore

Just get rid of the illegal formation penalties already, they’re just dumb

That’s enough football for one day

Haha, fans booing Danger Russ after 2 plays

Tush Push Drama!!!!