they wed on a Wednesday and divorced on a Divorcednesday.

My 7 year old just said: "We should have vegetables tonight, we've had a bunch of crap lately". Trying to figure out if I should be proud, suspicious, or offended 🤔 Perhaps all three...

i crave more food than i eat. thinking about french toast right now.

OMG, BRAIN. A DOOR DOESN'T OPEN BY ITSELF. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #ocddiaries

WOAH. atari 2600 ROMS are smaller than 10 kb

WOW. NES roms are smaller than Gameboy's? TIL.

gameboy roms don't even reach 1 MB. it's crazy.

bruh... he's the one who likes all our pretty songs.

trying not to think of the door i have to open and close tomorrow. i don't want to get stuck in a compulsion loop. #ocddiaries

bruh... i just met you. and this is normal. here's my number. call me or whatever. i don't give a shit.

Help someone save their game

do you need to know a lot of fantasy before reading Discworld? #booksky

thanking your dog in the acknowledgements section of a book is funny. i don't think it reads english, bruh.

my brain is overthinking a particular closing of a door that i have to do two days from now. it's one fucking door. and i'm so scared of being stuck in an ocd loop with that door. so i'm practicing the act using my closet right now. #ocddiaries #ocd

i need my social life to be louder, i stg.

I want to workout really really hard so I can eat really really hard. But for now, I'm just doing both cautiously.

Sometimes I want to socialize but I don’t want to talk, I just want to be around like a cat.

there should be a game that just simulates drunk driving.

sonic the hedgefund

I thought Michelle Pfeiffer played Nicole Kidman. No, she was Catwoman.

omg skyers, punctuation is your friend. it doesn't have to be perfect.

is it just me or do influencers just look bored as hell?

what if cats are secretly annoyed by the cat wheel? like... it looks frustrating how you can't get anywhere.

I wish ghosts were real, man. They don't have to be nasty. They just have to be there when I take a dump.

my to-read list is going crazy. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Transparency is life. Posted by No Simpin Curly #Console #Nintendo #SuperNintendo #SNES #retrogaming #videogames #80s #90s #Geek

Sports TV: Boxing! (1998, PC)

i wouldn't be surprised if billionaires are secretly behind Asmongold's popularity. he's universally hated. his fame doesn't make any sense.

dodging Obsession spoilers like it's bullet hell #moviesky

i've never had a poptart but i bet it tastes like it looks.

i'm excited... excited... gang gang gang

A blurry memory from 1999

did Doraemon inspire Pokemon? Is Dorae japanese for cat before it was replaced by neko? Why is Dorae blue?

Spyro skyboxes feel like a collective hallucination

Doraemon theme a banger. Has anyone attempted a dubstep remix?

wait a minute... Spider-noir is a show?

sweating at non designated sweating time is ahh

some old PCs and their interface look really cool. kinda want one just for typing. or maybe old ahh games.

Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is such a weird insult to lob. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have WIFI & data plans.

so... Spore is not short for Singapore?

I f with the writing style on Games of Empire. Big time. Can anybody recommend similar books? #booksky

they call it the matriarchy because it’s the male patriarchy

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Fries with mayo or ketchup? #foodsky

Happy 40th Birthday Dragon Quest!

🚗 Subaru Alcyone 💿 Kaidō Battle 2: Chain Reaction 🎮 PlayStation 2 🗓️ 2004

I don't want a healthy burger. I want a burger to do what it's supposed to do. Kill me. #foodsky

I can't wait to get sick of reading so i can switch media without feeling the FOMO.

i like learning bits about a complex topic by accident.

doing my ERP. not official ERP. i don't have a pro with me. it's just my interpretation of it.