Political pundits and pollsters are the sunfish of the social ecosystem.

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It's only the end of 2025 and already the shitlibs are out in force on bluesky screaming how everyone needs to be okay with throwing one of our community demographics under the bus so they can have something other than their inconveniences to talk about at brunch.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

The Saw trap for the Youtube execs would involve needing to watch videos to solve the puzzle to escape, but all the videos would have unskippable ads that match the exact amount of time they have on the clock before the trap activates.

too real lol

Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.

Terry Prachett's Discworld ruined reading for me for years because nothing was able to equal his narrative and character work for the longest time. The latest book I've read that floored me is Peter Watts, "Blindsight". The exploration of consciousness set in deep space with space vampires?

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Pet Adventurers!

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

I'm actually still so happy about the country's shift leftwards this last election, that even the blue MAGA fellating Newsome in my comments aren't killing my buzz. It's nice to actually see good things happen.

Abusers and tyrants dont take kindly to being defied either. As happy as I am for the turnouts and as good as it is that so many of us are happy about them, there will be heavy punishment, pushback and hurt and we need to be ready for that.

Old anime titles: "Cowboy Beebop" "Ghost in the Shell" "Dragonball Z" Modern anime titles" "Okay so one time Randy Beaman's mom threw a party, and they had this bean dip and everybody ate it and said it was really good, only it wasn't bean dip, they made a mistake, it was really dog food."

Except for the fact that the right wing's default reaction to any sort of loss or setback is to double down and do their facsist bullshit even harder.

I am looking forward to watching the Dems remain ineffective on instating policy and enforcing law and order against the Republican/Conservative/Nazi party and politicians. I'm sure the ResistLib's mental gymnastics to explain why they still have no power as the majority will be entertaining.

The great thing about Zohran the Destroy getting elected is that his assassin could be the standard irony pilled right winger, but he could also be a ResistLib establishment capitalist. The tent of people who hate good people and humane policies is very large and diverse.

Well, Cheney's death could have been more violent, painful, traumatic, and disrespectful, but we'll take this D-tier win.

I want to call out the Scripps Medical Group for their offering of "medical transport" for my mobility impaired father-in-law to his dialysis being an uber that won't assist him in loading his walker into the vehicle and who cancels the ride home for him twice. Deny. Defend. Depose.

"If they say no again, we will do nothing." #FixedItForYou

My attitude about the whole "but what if someone is scamming SNAP and/or any other poverty based relief" is that I don't actually care because 1. it's so rare it's basically zero 2. the actual scammers are billionaires & those is power who maintain this warped ass system.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

Not to trivialize the times we live in, but I'm starting to think that Tomb of Annihilation would have been better set in Maztica instead of Chult.

I still believe marriage would be a sin, but I am fully in support of civil unions for straight couples.

I get accused of not having any nuance when commenting on conservatives and their beliefs, to which I reply that nuance isn't necessary when opining on conservatives because they truly are not deep or complicated enough to require nuance.

I will repost this forever.

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Space Jam.

Narcissists doing psychedelics like psilocybin and ayahuasa have to be on cosmic horror levels of experience. To temporarily be able to feel empathy and experience the other as a real consciousness instead of an NPC, and then to lose that ability to feel it afterward must be horrific mentally.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

This unplayable piece of pigshit here. This is the ONLY Arkham game that I did not 100% on with DLC. I slogged through this bastard's shitty control glitches and landscape bugs and lackluster mechanics all the way to the credits. Once they started rolling, I turned it off and deleted it forever.

#MikeJohnson won't seat #AdelitaGrijalva because he raped kids on #EpstienIsland and the #EpstienFiles that Adelita would release would reveal it.

This. Sorry not sorry as a former FNAF fan, but giving money to the FNAF franchise isn't any different from supporting HP and JKR. And donating money to a charity that provides aid to people targeted by the politicians you donate money to doesn't make you a good person.

"Asking women for consent would kill the human trafficking industry" -Nick Clegg, alleged pedophile, allegedly.

1. People have already been killed by ICE. bB direct assult and through neglect in their concentration camps. 2. Adding the modifier of "american citizen" is some real shitlib libshittery. As if the murders of non-american citizens by the gestapo are somehow more acceptable. Fuck all the way off.

In 2024, Libs blamed the establishment of american facism on the Left for their refusal to sell out the people of Palestine. In 2028, Libs will blame the continued path of american fascism on the Left for their refusal to sell out trans people.

I have not seen: Titanic The Godfather Friends Caddyshack Good Will Hunting Any of the Superman movies The Simpsons Game of Thrones Hazbin Hotel Star Trek (any of the shows) Babylon 5 Red Dwarf Jackass Twin Peaks West World West Wing Breaking Bad And I've never heard a song by the Wu Tang Clan.

It's weird, grieving a good death. There's no apologies, no regrets, no self condolences of trying our best. Just a good creature that lived a good life to a good old age. And you see them off and you miss their presence, but you can't really be sad for them. You just hope your own death is as good.

"Disney and I parted on wonderful terms and I have nothing bad to say about them" Dana Terrace says through a clenched tooth rictus grin as she repeatedly stabs a rag doll shapped like a rat in short red pants.

Remember shitlibs, it's okay to comply in advance if noncompliance will get you hurt. I mean, if you get beat up by facist agents of the syate, you're not going to be able to enjoy brunch, are you? Don't forget to vote your way out of this! The Dem candidates need a new summer home!

All podcasters are henceforth to be struck with permanent and irreversible laryngitis. Yes, even that podcaster. Yes, especially THAT podcaster.

But it is what will poke the Libs. The Libs don't care about any of the human rights violations that don't directly affect them. They'll back systematic oppression of disenfranchised groups all day. But when you mess with their celebrity entertainment, that's when they get mad.

I feel obligated to let @bsky.app know that I am here primarily for the porn. And if Bluesky gets rid of the porn artists I follow and have enjoyed for years, I will delete my account and leave along with giving the app/site negative reviews at every opportunity that presents itself.

Debate Bros: Debate me! Me: Counter-offer, go fuck yourself.

Give me back the external storage on my devices. There is no fucking reason I shouldn't be able to add an after market 1TB microusb to my phone instead of playing another few hundred dollars for the measly 512GB storage drive you max those things out at.