Jake “only scores bangers” Evans

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

wellness check (complimentary) on @linecomposition.bsky.social: are you ok

I would love it if McDavid stopped looking to pass ALL THE TIME. He knows he's allowed to shoot the puck as well, right?

Emma Maltais is the best.

The US Womens coach looks like a bond villain. Or, like a smol version of the Team Iceland Coach in Mighty Ducks.

I’ll take “things both we, and Mercedes Mone love to see” for $1000 please, Alex

I don’t make the rules, but here we are

I mean that's some kind of missed call. Wild!

I was told Mitch Marner didn't show up when it mattered?

@wpgpro.bsky.social. Make it so.

UNLESS HIS GUY WAS NICK SUZUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Jon Cooper's "guys" are going to cost Canada a medal.

LATVIA! (2/2 on challenges)

LATVIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tonight’s first period conversation needs to be about the offside challenges or we RIOT!

There is no reforming a terrorist organization. Abolish it. Abolish ICE.

Gonna go ahead and assume that Binnington's placement on this chart is NOT good news for Team Canada at the upcoming Olympics.

Harley with his stick into Caufield’s hands is somehow NOT a penalty on a breakaway. Oh cool, it’s going to be that type of game. #gohabsgo

@wrestlingbrain.bsky.social (but really @wrestlingbrain.net, I think): I have purchased NJPW World for one month. I think you follow more throughout the year than I do, any chance you can point me in the direction of some “best of” lists? Would love to catch some good matches.

Can anyone smarter than me (looking at you @scottmatla.bsky.social) explain why the AHL refuses to re-align their divisions and instead have goofy ass playoffs every year?

If Jason Robertson is not selected for the US men's national team, that will create a controversy for their GM Bill Guerin For more information, search up Bill Guerin controversy

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Berkshire is running a couple minutes late, there’s still time to join!

How was THAT a penalty and not matching minors??

Sam is absolutely cooked.

another one

CHALLENGE THAT, ASSHOLE! #gohabsgo

You should not be able to take a timeout to challenge. If you do, your team is automatically relegated to the ECHL.

JAKE EVANS IS HIM!

Why, Pt 2!?!?

4/6, eh @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social?

CHICKEN WINGS! #gohabsgo

HOW IS OHTANI ALWAYS UP????

Mercedes Mone at my local wrestling promotion. Wild times @wpgpro.bsky.social

@scottmatla.bsky.social you should screencap that penalty. Belz or Dauphin came in, stopped (mild snow). Shaw came in HARD, snows his own goalie, Moose get mad goalie got snowed, Moose take bad penalty.

We out here. Let’s Go @rocketlaval.bsky.social

Hey Siri, play “Fix You” #gohabsgo

Going to repeat this for selfish and unselfish reasons a lot. Bluesky isn't run on algorithms, so if you want to support people, hit repost over like. Back at it tonight for Game Over Montreal: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O20t...

Does TK hate J Zero for working with a rival fed? You won’t believe what we found in his emails to Renee!

Hey there Internet! I’m golfing in a fundraising tournament for Parkinson’s Canada, and if you’re able I’d love your support. I promise we won’t win the tournament, so you don’t have to worry about me going all “big time” on you. donate.parkinson.ca/goto/AndrewG...

@lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social cap question for you fine folks: If Habs “paper” their waiver exempt players to Laval, does that lower the NHL salary they need to shed to maximize the LTIR space in Price’s contract?

You REALLY don’t have to say anything nice about Hulk Hogan, even from purely a wrestling standpoint, who is a better symbol of sports entertainment vs pro wrestling than him?

@maybeitsian.bsky.social remember mentioning that Columbus will probably be right there again at the end of the season? Looks like they disagreed with you.

Bonus episode @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social???

A friendly reminder, #Winnipeg why Portage and Main is reopening is not the will of the people, but rather it would have cost much more to fix the underground.

This seems like a really bad return.

Off Season Notes for 31 Teams: Do not sign Corey Perry (sorry buddy) Off season Notes (Maple Leafs edition): sign Corey Perry

Can this be the only thing the A E Double Dudes discuss tomorrow? Yes/Yes?

I object on aesthetic and maybe quasi-moral grounds to language like “devout” and “deeply religious” in this context. If his fanaticism adhered to a different faith, he’d get “fanatic,” “extremist,” “zealot” etc. Perverting the Cross to commit murder exempts you from “devout”