Nah, this place is utter tedious. I’m out.

That Marsh family song really hit the top of the tasteless charts. I feel sorry for their kids, are the home schooled? They definitely give off cult like vibes.

If anyone doubted that Badenoch is an idiot, the Toby Young nomination confirms it. Just the shabbiest, most dimwitted option available and she jumped right for it.

"Imagine if Owen Jones had accidentally liked a tweet endorsing an explicitly racist conspiracy theory about anyone other than Jews. Might he think that an apology should come right at the top of an explanation then?" www.theneweuropean.co.uk/owen-joness-...

Is there anyone actually funny on this site? If so point me in the right direction because I really could do with a few more laughs.

idk, perhaps older people also like living in a fantastic city where their friends, their family and their entire lives are? Turning 60 or whatever random benchmark of "older" you pick doesn't suddenly make you yearn to live in some godforsaken village in the arse end of nowhere.

Prince Andrew, bit of a liability really. Time to send him off to retire on very small island. Preferably in isolation.

If you'd told me twenty years ago that Lembit Öpik would end up as a fringe conspiracy theorist, I'd have said... yeah, sounds about right.

This shit is insane. People that have never looked at airplanes flying at night or understand scale or rather lack thereof in any way are either losing their minds over run of the mill airplanes or purposely muting videos so you can’t hear the extremely loud jet engines and people are buying it.

"waah but my phone doesn't have a headphone jack, Bluetooth earphones are so expensiiiiive" they cry Oh so you can afford £500+ for a phone but you can't afford £20 for some Bluetooth earbuds? Oh wait no it's just an excuse for being a bellend.

When you don’t know how anything works, everything is a conspiracy

I can't even blame a poncy restaurant for this. I am to blame. Nonetheless, I have trademarked Mug O' Crisps before McDonald's do.