Do I have to watch all the malick movies to understand the new predator

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topo gigio is back in a big way

Ate too much candy and now i have unlimited power

thank you mr. gavin newsom for sending me a letter in the mail saying that i’m no longer allowed to have the medication that changed my life

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genuinely deeply heartbroken over losing one of my labubus but choosing to believe he ran away to join the macy's parade float

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"I knew it was a family operation, but father, son, AND Lolly? They got a kid slingin' adverbs?" "Apparently." "Chief, don't tell me they got to you too."

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Not sure what I am gonna do with it yet but I'm substack now

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Every brand is trying to sell me their jingle jammies

only real ones know that they actually call him coffin joe due to his XXL coffin shaped acrylics

any beach can make you old if you stay there long enough

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I’m hearing that people are into numerology now

When i was a kid i loved the bad touch bloodhound gang because all i heard were the words Discovery Channel

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90% of my photos are actually taken with my iPhone.

Isaac Asimov predicted Boohbahs

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Going through a difficult period in my life but I have learned that the secret to happiness is wearing bright beautiful colors

Googling "how to make a cult stop culting"

Someone said I'm just like "Baby Reindeer." that's awesome. I love christmas

the other day I kept saying "who says i can't wear my converse with my dress" and then when i went to sleep, had a dream of a glowing demi lovato slow clapping in front of me from 20ft away

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tell me to finish my library applications, finish my current film draft, and stop tinkering with the finished blind boxes. then i can go to the capital one cafe and get more labubus

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(checking letterboxd of a film whose main character made me feel truly seen and understood for the first time): shut this off after 25 mins to PUKE and book a rage room due to how DISGUSTING the protag is. anyone who enjoys this TOXIC piece of SHIT should be locked in a TRUNK of BEES!! 🤍 ∞ likes