RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Its fat cock friday after all Who wants a ride?

all right who let all these fucking straight people out? shouldn't there be a law or something?

Brennendefruede.

Dead name. Latino culture. If you think I'm going to show up to vote, you have ICE come after you and shoot you for being brown. If you think I'm going to vote by mail and put my address in front of the enemy, fuck you very much.

@officialalicecoope.bsky.social youtu.be/ylsSibog-Fo my very favourite AC song ever.

I heard the Springsteen song and it is shit.

If you go ape shit over what is in this current batch of Epstein files, you want to go ape shit over something. And consequently I have no life left for you.

And now, the new official presidential portrait.

#musicsky listening to new music that I'm not going to tell you about because you're only interested in nostalgia and won't listen to anything that's newer than 40 years old.

BREAKING: Donald Trump announces 25 percent tariff on anyone who posts this photo.

#musicsky I can't stand all this God damn nostalgia.

#Music #MusicSky youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI Pwump up the jam pwump it up while you feet are stumpin'. I like the song but in all my years my feet have never once stumped.

Denmark renames Greenland Epstein Island so that the Orange Shitgibbon will never talk about it again.

Today in history some bullshit 70s band released an album that didn't sell the first time around and so they're trying to get you to buy it now so that they can have their pensions.

Chicken Boo what's the matter with you?

youtu.be/kT-K5hQl834 you forgot about this one didn't you?! #Music #MusicSky

I'm telling the kids that this is Rosie O'Donnell in a happy mood.

#gay all right who the hell let all these straight people out? they're going to get drunk and crash their cars. shouldn't there be a law or something? turnabout is fair play.

hot tub!! yow!! hot tub!! wait a minute!! hot tub!! steamin'!! hot tub!! going to make me wet ta!! going to make me sweat ta!! OW!! too hot in the hot tub!! can I go to the bridge?

for the 12 days of Christmas my boyfriend gave to meeeeee his dick!

@msnowcomms.bsky.social absolutely not until the MSN portal stops putting up racist articles such as "THESE BLACK WOMEN WHO DID THIS AND THAT". making a distinction is a racist act. so until you stop it, fuck you very much.

#Music #Musicsky last Christmas I gave you my heart. the very next day you gave it away. damn bitch.

no food for the holidays. was underpaid.

#Music #Musicsky and now, for no adequately explored reason, here's Jeff Lynne enjoying a Starbucks.

#fcf Come get me!!

last Christmas I gave you my heart. the very next day you gave it away. damn bitch.

toothache killed my appetite for the past two weeks, including Thanksgiving. I made a prawn scampi, and it took me more time to eat it than I expected because my stomach has shrunk and I just simply can't hold more than half a bowl of it.

YES!!

I am thankful that my Thanksgiving dinner is going to be a homemade scampi. total cost for 3 days worth of food: $12.

no I am not hearing that endless Arlo Guthrie song again this year.

thanks. okay there's Thanksgiving. I'm rolling over and having another nap.

youtu.be/AYD5hBIqJaI an oldie but a goodie

a hair raising piano lick

and what if I told you to fuck off?