I'm telling the kids that this is Rosie O'Donnell in a happy mood.

#gay all right who the hell let all these straight people out? they're going to get drunk and crash their cars. shouldn't there be a law or something? turnabout is fair play.

hot tub!! yow!! hot tub!! wait a minute!! hot tub!! steamin'!! hot tub!! going to make me wet ta!! going to make me sweat ta!! OW!! too hot in the hot tub!! can I go to the bridge?

for the 12 days of Christmas my boyfriend gave to meeeeee his dick!

@msnowcomms.bsky.social absolutely not until the MSN portal stops putting up racist articles such as "THESE BLACK WOMEN WHO DID THIS AND THAT". making a distinction is a racist act. so until you stop it, fuck you very much.

#Music #Musicsky last Christmas I gave you my heart. the very next day you gave it away. damn bitch.

no food for the holidays. was underpaid.

#Music #Musicsky and now, for no adequately explored reason, here's Jeff Lynne enjoying a Starbucks.

#fcf Come get me!!

last Christmas I gave you my heart. the very next day you gave it away. damn bitch.

toothache killed my appetite for the past two weeks, including Thanksgiving. I made a prawn scampi, and it took me more time to eat it than I expected because my stomach has shrunk and I just simply can't hold more than half a bowl of it.

YES!!

I am thankful that my Thanksgiving dinner is going to be a homemade scampi. total cost for 3 days worth of food: $12.

no I am not hearing that endless Arlo Guthrie song again this year.

thanks. okay there's Thanksgiving. I'm rolling over and having another nap.

youtu.be/AYD5hBIqJaI an oldie but a goodie

a hair raising piano lick

and what if I told you to fuck off?

#gay free beer

here's a photo to remind you that there is such a thing as real actual music played with skill.

#fcf ZEN!

and now for no adequately explored reason, eebedeebedeebeep.

when the hot shirtless singer assumes the position

#gay cmon dude d'yer wanna ride?

why does the smile on the Amazon logo look like Andrew Justice's curvy dick?

Repost if you want me on top of you

The 8 Dems who surrendered: @SenAngusKing @timkaine @SenCortezMasto @JohnFetterman @SenatorDurbin @SenatorHassan @SenatorShaheen @SenJackyRosen Congratulations fuckers, your political career is over.

the moment Nancy gave the Shitgibbon the clap.