baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

At a certain point, the ALCS doesn't actually "start." The Jays just show up and take over a dugout from one of these teams and the game continues.

At this point, I just wish someone would score #ALDS

One of the best feelings in the world must be to be a baseball organist who’s like fuck it, I’m playing Thriller

R.I.P. 😢

Denver > Chicago > Vancouver > Dallas > Denver About to be a crazy month

Yes! Congratulations Blue Jays! 🇨🇦⚾️❤️

And we survive to play another day.... 🐻⚾️❤️ Now time for the Yankees to be eliminated 🇨🇦⚾️❤️

Not sure why the Cubs always have to make things so stressful 🐻⚾️❤️

Never forget 🏳️‍🌈

I'm not going to panic until Wednesday 🐻⚾️❤️

Thoroughly enjoying all the Yankee sadness 🇨🇦⚾️❤️

That was stressful 🐻⚾️❤️

Fansby of Dansby 🐻⚾️❤️

🙏 💚

Did a thing this morning. Everything hurts

Congrats Blue Jays! 🇨🇦⚾️❤️

Yesterday

Today was alright

OCTOBER

*curling into fetal position* I love meaningful baseball.

Last night at The Mish 🎶❤️

I've been looking forward to this all day! Go Cubs Go! 🐻⚾️❤️

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I've been drinking and talking to my guy who is trying to get me to full send it to Hampton.... found a cheap flight. Should I do the thing? #phish

Murdering a shitty person is still wrong. But murder doesn't somehow transform a shitty person into a good person. Why are people having such a hard time understanding that?

One of my favorites is excited I'm coming home for a week 🥰

Tonight

Had a Bud light for my homie tonight RIP

I've been spending way too much time at Coors.

Best month ever! Back to normal life this week

My last day in 🇨🇦 😭

I can't believe I only have 4 more days here 😢

Best Billy shows with the best people 🇨🇦

Leaving the hotel today, and the front desk lady chased us and asked if we wanted to take water with us, so we're clearly killed today. Anyway, Billy was awesome last night, and I'm ready for round 2

Best meal of the whole trip and the biggest raccoon I've ever seen

A day with the dead

Seattle

Washington, you're alright in my book

Portland is kinda shit but I love spending time with my boys ⭕️❤️

San Francisco 🥰

The thing about Margaritas at 2pm is that you're in bed at 930pm 🤷‍♀️ Anyway, I'm having no fun at all on this adventure 😉

I remember the day too well 😢

My friend just came out of her bedroom and fed me cookies on the couch. She's a good person

A lovely human gave me this tonight in honor of Jerry at a dead cover band show in Santa Cruz, CA 🥰

When were in Atlantic City, he handed me this flat like shell. (It's still on my nightstand) Tonight, I was having a moment with Mother Ocean, and the same type shell was at my feet Thanks for the sign....

"I didn't bank on you being the voice of reason tonight..... But here we are.... 🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜💜" M.S. Love this so much