I added Cheez-its to my shopping cart because of this

I replaced the wall-mounted garage door opener without burning the place down or electrocuting myself AMA

It's Exposing The Child to Dan Deacon Day

French Star Wars improv troupe called The Mimes of Mandalore

The Albanian people have been massively protesting for several consecutive days against slumlord crook Jared Kushner and Crimestress Ivanka seizing land in their country to the sum of billions of dollars to build a trashy resort. I hope they don’t stop until their evil corrupt deal is reversed.

When Rendezvous with Rama movie?

*sad laughter*

One of my recurring nightmares as a pre-teen was being trapped in the Shuttle with an air leak so if it were me on the ISS I would be happy to continue noping in the Dragon capsule for a bit longer

Severely disappointed this is not the official team kit

this is giving me Hubble mirror anxiety

Air to Ground Message: AIR TOO HOT, NO PROBLEM Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #a47e1bfab7f F: #f94260f2844

Welp there’s no unseeing this

we're already killing them in a toxic stew of pesticides & pollution we brewed up in a cauldron of habit loss LET BURBS CRANK IT for fuck's sake

Hello we have a Say's Phoebe that is all

and that's when the C.H.U.D.S came at me

One of my favorite novels of the last few years. Beautiful, unnerving, unafraid to show the common humanity (& inhumanity) everyone is capable of. Also darkly funny and absurd... Do yourself a favor and check it out

It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your snacks are?

We need an Alan Jackson Project (Alan Parsons-style covers of Alan Jackson)

seriously is everyone okay

Today In What Could Possibli Go Wrong:

This movie changed my life

Is Ben H Winters on here? Because... The Last Policeman -

May you live long enough to see the songs of your youth alliterated into oblivion in pharmaceutical commercials

My kiddo makes the coolest stuff and I'm running out of places to put it but here's a bee for thee

Our Milky Way is a big dang galaxy. But much, *much* bigger ones are out there that make ours look positively teeny. www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-... 🔭 🧪

The Child made a paper LEGO version of herself today and gave herself a little Wolverhampton Wanderers' kit just for me dawwwwww

I'm still hoping to raise more for this as we still don't have my parents and brother back into a permanent home. The costs of doing anything right now are so high and this has been extremely hard. Any donations or shares are greatly appreciated!

King of the yard. #birds

Scientists found the optimal terrorbot body; watch it leave you nowhere to hide when the robopocalypse arrives

Supernova Shock Wave Paints Cosmic Portrait Image date: 5 June 2003, 15:00 Remnants from a star that exploded thousands of years ago created a celestial abstract portrait, as captured in this NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image of the Pencil Nebula. Officially known as NGC 2736, the Pencil Ne...

ISO a proven method to remove this from my head

Today In What Could Possibli Sound Worse

Band name in search of band

Behold, My Greatest Typo (today):

Thanks to the Piedmont Raging Grannies for their cheery cover of Bette Midler‬'s rewrite of Woody Guthrie’s All You Fascists Bound to Lose.

A police helicopter's been whomp-whomp-whomping over my house for almost three hours thanks to multiple area shootings so maybe we should all go back to bed

yes it sucks that society seems determined to melt the planet rather than change anything but keep in mind the astonishing speed of environmental recovery when we paused our depredations for a few months during the pandemic

(Sotto Creede) 🎶 I'm six feet from the edging 🎶

I don't think this will turn out well for Puddy "...the round-trip flight will take approximately two years... ...I can stare at the map view on airplanes all the way from takeoff through landing, so I think I’m going to enjoy the trip"

I've had the honor of playing shows with Peelander Z and they're one of the best live acts to ever do the music things - as well as genuinely good weirdos. If you can help them out please do! #toomanymike

Jeff Bezos today: “You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.” And this ⬇️ is why.

Do index cards still exist

Eel spells "seals smell!" by the sea!? Sure...

Been in the waiting room long enough that the beach boy's 1989 smash-hit kokomo has played twice around ads for LASIK

i cannot. I CANNOT.

The NAACP is urging Black athletes and fans to “withhold athletic and financial support” from public universities in states that “have moved to limit, weaken or erase Black voting representation”

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Hell yeah

Square Eunuch's Final Fantasy Zero