This is the most powerfully uncool thing I've seen in a long time. Need to project this on loop outside the Pentagon

Never forget the MAGA cancer buddy assigned to me who insisted I skip treatment because Trump was about to release these bullshit "Med Beds", and sent me pictures from Ridley Scott's mediocre Prometheus as proof

Telling The Child that stairs are the fossils of ancient escalators

Tonight In What Could Possibli Replace My Phone's Wallpaper

Nice (weather we're having in the desert at the moment)

Endut hoch hech!

So AI has scraped the lyrics to Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas

Today In What Could Possibli Go Wrong: "Thiel... said that fearing or regulating promising technology and scientific progress, including in AI, risked courting the devil... ...He has previously suggested that Greta Thunberg could be the Antichrist,"

This bites

Nice

Listening to our local NPR station today while driving and randomly heard a clip of a band I still occasionally play in and wow it's still a neat feeling and ooof I miss playing music

🎶 I have become numbingly glum 🎶

Refilling the bird feeder was probably the best decision I'll make for the rest of the week

I am aquiver with delight at this publication news from @kellylink.bsky.social

It’s Decorative Grift Season, Motherfuckers

Oh yeah! (Kool-aid man voice)

Hey guys The Rapture really IS tomorrow (in San Diego)

Absolute Yikesville

I just eliminated my two-year-old like on this post so I could like it again, sharing so you can do the same

"Give me a vibe, Vasili. Good vibes only, please." - Captain Ramius

He says "flirp" and means it

Accidentally re-reading Mike Meginnis' Drowning Practice because I deserve a VERY WEIRD AND WONDERFUL escape from this corner of the depress-o-verse

ADVANCER REGAL JEAN - great cow name or greatest cow name?

Please PLEASE for the love of Bog someone take this from me

I love the smell of date palms in the morning

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Did you hear? The number of confirmed #exoplanets has surpassed 6000! 🙌 Exciting times for our #ExoplanetExplorers 🛰️ future terrestrial planet hunter, Plato 🛰️ upcoming Ariel mission looking at exoplanets' atmospheres 🛰️ our hard-at work Cheops, studying exoplanets orbiting nearby bright stars 🔭

Bought tickets to see Apollo 13 on IMAXXX this weekend because I'd rather be stranded in space than deal with the world right now

I left home for a few days and my kid got Shreked

The Producers but make it MAGA with Kid Rock and Ted Nugent

...My doctor also thinks I could be less salty

Ok what's the story with @sentimentbot.bsky.social?

A horror story in one sentence

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

"Make your hand out of your ass," he said

Pretty sure the Democrats in congress are getting ready to open another can of whoopsie-daisy

Trump Vows to Attack Antifa as Soon as it Exists

Optimism for These Trying Times

Today In What Could Possibli Go Wrong:

Whenever I think about getting Honey Nut Cheerios, I remember this and put the box back

Historical birthplace of The Great Pumpkin

Pyrrhuloxia foraging in the Desert Hackberry 🪶☀️🌵

Today In What Could Possibli Go Wrong:

You can have my 3M Aura 9205+ N95 Respirator when you pry it from my cold, jet-lagged hands (Or if you ask nicely. I have extra nbd)

Where your AI finds me

Don't speak to me or my Sun ever again

Tonight In What Could Possibli Go Wrong:

All my brain can see when it scans “tpusa” is “toilet paper USA”