Grillin' season has officially kicked off!! 🥃

Another day, another gym. Even after 3 playoff games yesterday, the kid wants to keep workin' on his game. 🏀

I learned how to drive in a Crown Vic…something similar to this. If you can drive one of these, you can sho’nuff drive anything lol

Whip skills elite with that loose ass steering wheel 😭😭

8 eggs? My man is Andre the Giant

I was pushin' a Ford LTD in '88. I'm good. I can probably parallel park a transit bus. 😂

This some REAL weirdo shit

$40M per year with $123M guaranteed!?!? Zotdayumm!!! Myles Garrett just got paid. Guess Cleveland ain't so bad after all.

Man, f**k them other teams!! How can you not love this kid? His intro presser was a classic!!

She incriminated herself for social media clout & sympathy by posting a video of herself assaulting a minor. One day I pray these young folks learn to stop posting videos of their own crimes. Detectives don't even have to work hard anymore. She wanted to go viral & get attention, now look. Dumbass!!

Another 40 piece for JT🤩 JT making it look easy as tonight's Gatorade Player of the Game

A photo you’d use as an album cover

Aiiight. I'm going to bed cuz I'm drinkin' & talkin' too much 😭

My girlfriend's married cousin

If we're choking each other while she's riding how do you classify that?

Under a construction trailer on a rainy day in the mud at the site of what currently is the Xfinity Center at the University of MD. I always smile when watching Terps games. 😁

I hate being called. Text me.

Been a long ass day running my son around to these basketball playoff games. Left the house at 8am this morning & got back home about an hour ago. His squad won the 9am quarterfinal game, but lost in the semis at 1pm in League 1. His squad in League 2 won a close game at 7pm & made the Final Four.

Tonight's pour: Barrell Bourbon Cask Finish Series: Ice Wine 🥃

No need to go outside when I got the goods at the crib. Bout to pour up sumn 🥃

Listen I don't mind helping out my neighbors occasionally, but this motherf**ker always texting me asking if I can grab his wife's package off their porch. Either have the delivery held when you're gone or leave instructions for the drivers to hide it behind bushes or sumn, sh*t!! 🤬

Well damn!!! Geno Smith to the Raiders.

Landover Mall

It's definitely still tricking if you got it. But if you got it, who cares? Trick!

Being sober

Dirty mackin'

Jesus!!!

Common tried to save Jennifer Hudson from the ball but ended up hitting her in the face

Tonight's pour - 1792 Sweet Wheat Kentucky Bourbon 🥃

I got 2 apps to keep track of my bourbon, OnlyDrams & Distiller. But I don't think I scanned the barcode on a bottle after I got to 300 and that was like 2 years ago. I have no clue how many bottles I have now. I keep saying I'm gonna do an inventory, but I probably won't. 😂

Swinging my fresh silk press while listening to this

Every year, we honor the best & whitest in the world of Caucasity. This year's nominees span the globe, including a Caucasian kangaroo from Australia, Mexico's Gulf of White Tears & America's Dumbest Oligarchs, Grifters & Embezzlers (DOGE) Find out who won the only award that is NOT considered DEI

"Officer Earl Raynard Anderson Jr. is accused of inappropriate texts to a girl, 13, who is his girlfriend's daughter" Lock that n***a under the jail!!!! 🤬

Gettin' some sips in on my lunch break 👀🥃

Oh no!!

TAKE THE BALLOONS OUT THE BLACK COMMUNITY

Finally went through boxes of old VHS tapes. Found my stash of Mike Tyson fight tapes. Figured I'd digitize em.