“We call it Three Stooges syndrome.” “So what you're saying is I'm indestructible.” “Oh, no, no. In fact, even a slight breeze could—“ “Indestructible!”

Me and my running mates.

AI is not fit for purpose if it can't tell the difference between being called a little f*g on Twitter (negative) and being called a little f*g on Grindr (positive)

CW: dick, boobs, breath control Having been flogged everything was very sensitive which made the automatic breath control much more entertaining.

Trick _and_ treat?

Thought this morning’s wood looked pretty, so sharing it for #fcf. Didn’t cum though, as hopefully I’ll be using it with a stupidly hot boy this afternoon 😏 #fatcockfriday #uncut #pierceddick #piercedcock #foreskin #pa #princealbert

thirsty boy .. 🥺 feat @jakwhite.com's big 🍆

My children!

A must read blog about a landmark decision for gender recognition, just published by the High Court today. Once again, @goodlawproject.bsky.social paid all the costs. goodlaw.social/78iw

The wages of sin is actually little plasters all over your fingers once every three months.

Really love these tiny shorts @puploki.com bought me from Libidex that precisely match the orange-highlighted hoodie I got from Blackstyle 🧡

Once again will be in Manchester for the coming week — anything besides Gaga and the half marathon I should seek out? 🏃‍♂️

cutie self fucking😈😍 #gay #gayporn #gaysex #porn #sex #gaygooner #gooner #gayfetish #fetish #gaykink #kink #gayselffuck #selffuck #gaycum #cum

Things I have caught in the zipper of my latex wrestling suit today: scrotum ✅ shaft skin ✅ pubes ✅ foreskin ✅ What do I win?

Bit of bondage by @puploki.com

Genuinely forgot my collar was on when I went out and got some stares 😳

Why yes this show has my attention.

Importing a tradition from the Other Place; my first #BiVisibilityDay post here 🪴

Practical and sporty it is not. But #latexercise is hot.

I am extremely basic sometimes.

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What a wonderful day. Naked 5k run in glorious weather at the naturist foundation with @taraka.bsky.social then @chc-artworks.bsky.social’s Beautiful Thing with him and @puploki.com. So happy 🥰🤩☺️

Reasons to buy a ticket no.1.. make sure you get one for the rest of the run (until Saturday only!) Come see the play, come experience the queer story, come get the least expensive bar drinks you’ll get all year at a theatre 😆 www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

Uh, hi.

Final Boss in the PA game (probably - I’m certainly not going thicker anyway). #pierceddick #piercedcock #princealbert #pa #fcf #fatcockfriday #uncut

I’m directing a play! A classic of queer theatre: Beautiful Thing by Jonathan Harvey. Come see it, it’s on next week and next week only: 8-13th September, at the Erith Playhouse. Lovely cast, excellent story. Tickets available here and ONLY £12: www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

@trukunitedfc.bsky.social Hi - I ordered one of your shirts a couple of weeks ago, but haven't heard anything about when it might arrive. Are there delays making/shipping them atm? I was hoping to wear it this Saturday for an sports event, but think that may not happen now 😥

Images taken moments before disaster 👻

The questionnaires that float around BlueSky are always a bit on the tame/random side, so have one of my own devising that hopefully should allow you to talk a bit about the things that get you off... I will, of course, complete this myself based on interactions

Fine, I'll bite. Prepare for a borderline vanilla list.

Watching The Boys and just hit _that_ Termite scene, and now extremely conflicted because I would 💯 JO to the first 90% but can’t really get the last 10% out of my mind 😅

PSA: gymnasium means “a place to exercise naked” in Greek (gymnos = naked), and “fascinate” means “to enchant or ward off the evil eye, typically using an amulet in the shape of a dick” in Latin.

@emsedonyk.bsky.social is such a meanie. (I was very happy) [contains nuts]

I think I was more like 25 than 21 because photography had only recently been invented and it was still expensive to get the tin-types colourised, but I’m quite fond of this photo as it used to pop up on porn Tumblr (RIP) from time to time with a few likes, and the dopamine was nice.

Have fun at Folsom everyone - I have FOMO so I’m having my own Folsom at home. There’s less sex, less Berlin and fewer friends, BUT there’s a *little* bit of leather so… (Can someone please notice the shadow on my cleavage I’m very happy with that TIA 🙏)

Folsom night 1 survived! Think this trip is very much going to be a return to Dog Mode™️ w/ @lumosbdsm.bsky.social #folsomeurope

Do you reckon Americans get confused / date panic about all the Europeans posting about "Folsom" a few weeks early every year in the same way the give the Brits a mild heart attack by posting about Mother's Day at the wrong time each year?

Intensely frustrating hour trying (and failing) to get this through my dick. I can get 10 mm sound through, 10 mm BCR through, but 10 mm segment ring - nope. Not sure if it’s lack of purchase, the smaller ID, or something about the cross section of the end, but - nope. 😭 Any tips welcome.

A good boy has put himself on a double chain 🥵😈

Believe it or not, I’m actually wearing slightly *more* clothes than usual, like a slutty Matryoshka doll (@emsedonyk.bsky.social would encourage you to remove one if you see me out)

Go follow Taraka and I’ll make sure he posts more 😈 (And if you see him in Manchester this weekend, please do terrible and sexy things with him - ideally on camera)

Have just touched down in Manchester for Pride — who else am I gonna see there; any events besides @dilfuk.bsky.social I should know about?

My better demons have encouraged me to post more here as I’ve had several upgrades since the last pics — I hope they’re happy now 😈

Bro putting on a show with his pissy boner. Love that knowing, cocky smile. #piss #watersports #camping #hiking #boner #erection #bro #straight #showoff #cocky #grin #leak #outdoors #exposed #exhibitionist

Yeah, so Oxballs Daddy transparent Cocksheath: 10/10, no notes. And @taraka.bsky.social’s ass: ∞/10, no notes.

I asked @emsedonyk.bsky.social if he remembered how I came out as non binary to him. “You were trying out he/them as pronouns which made no grammatical sense.” So what was memorable was not the transgenderism, just the poor grasp of language. Affirming in a way and extra on brand for us.

The “saw it in a post on bsky” => “spotted it and bought it in Prowler” => “came in it on holiday” pipeline. I have a black one but seeing my dick inside this is a very different and much hotter experience for me. Cannot wait to use it on someone. (Someone knows who he is).

Jerking off to porn made by your mates is fucking great.

And a bit of progress with the #sounding too. Definitely hit my prostate from the inside 😏