Gonna be fucking awesome when Schumer and Jeffries endorse Mamdani tomorrow

Yeah but when is Zohran Mamdani gonna enter the Criterion Closet

I just can’t fathom how much these Dems who haven’t endorsed Mamdani yet are gonna look like even huger dumbasses when he wins that election in a massive landslide.

God almighty, imagine there was once a world where we had to take this ding dong seriously. pitchfork.com/thepitch/tou...

Yeah real bummed

We’ve been treating ourselves to an episode of Miami Vice with dinner. Most of these episodes are new to me, and it’s wild that in the 80s fans basically just got a mini Cinemax movie every week.

Post a perfect album from the /90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

Roger Clemens is an all-time scumbag and shouldn’t be in the hall of fame, and that’s true of Pete Rose also. Fuck em both.

If you’re at the WNBA game and throwing dildos at the players, sorry, but that’s a straight up hate crime and you should be charged accordingly.

Nope, not giving a single solitary rat’s ass about Hulk Hogan, you can’t make me.

Man, if there was EVER an alternative rock band whose reunion tour was destined to disintegrate into competing lawsuits, it was Jane’s Addiction. Overrated by a mile even in their early 90’s peak, utterly pathetic in 2025.

This sounds 100% bananapants, and I totally want to hear it: www.strandedrecords.com/collections/...

Pretty fucking rad when the president says something about as blatantly anti-Semitic as it gets at a speech yesterday and is actually so stupid that you can't be sure he even knows what he did. What a country! Hoo boy!

MAKE MCDAVID CRY AGAIN

Doctor Who SPOILER: RTD brought back another classic-era character, older fans will think it's dumb and younger fans won't have ever heard of them. YMMV, I guess.

New Doctor Who idea just dropped…

@brattletheatre.bsky.social Re: familiar actor names, it's not Hollywood exactly but none of them crack me up more than when English actors talk about Larry Olivier.

All the right people hate #DoctorWho right now and it’s fucking awesome.

Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I’m gonna let fly: Fuck Pete Rose.

You know, for a while I didn’t understand why Trump was so hot on tariffs, since of course they’re risible from an economic standpoint.

He’s not gonna be one of these new-fangled popes. He’ll be more Old Style

This is the Malort of Christ

@cataribartok.bsky.social @thag-simmons.bsky.social Listening to “The Cinema Show” from Seconds Out on the way home, it’s hilarious how obviously Bill Bruford the drummer is. Full of pingy little paradiddles and snare rolls.

Watching STRANGE DAYS for the first time, I love how horny this movie is for minidiscs.

There are a whole bunch of reasons why ANDOR is the best Star Wars TV show, but honestly, none of the others have Party Skarsgard and Business Skarsgard, so

YESSIR @thag-simmons.bsky.social @cataribartok.bsky.social night-school.bandcamp.com/album/all-th...

Man that one guy needs to find some more lost episodes and then shut the fuck up forever. What an incredibly hateful asshole. #DoctorWho

I would love Donald Trump to explain to the American people, in like two sentences or less like as though we were all five years old, exactly what the fuck a tariff even is. Because you know this fucking moron couldn’t do it.

On this season of THE WHITE LOTUS they’ve created one of the most incredible fantasy worlds ever, aka a world in which Carrie Coon is somehow the ugly friend.

@essentialpod.bsky.social Not sure you know but it looks like only your 100 most recent eps are on Apple Podcasts anymore? Maybe there’s some kind of limit. Anyway, FYI, and I love the show!

I've long thought that someone should make a comedy called Jeff.B.I., so I could despise it.

What incredible shame to be represented on the world stage by this loathsome, corrupt ignoramus. Or, to quote David Bowie yet again, “To be insulted by these fascists is so degrading.”

US Ambassador to the UN Dorothy Shea introduced the Ukraine-Russia resolution which doesn’t specifically call Russia out yesterday as “elegant in its simplicity”, which is literally how every single bad guy on the THE MIDDLEMAN described their evil plot to the heroes.

Go off Queen

Wow @crooked.com not sure why we're platforming an asshole like Bill Maher...

Nice to see you! Vibes are cool over here.

All month long Morgan Geekie has been the Patrice Bergeron of Charlie Coyles.

Patrick Roy looks like what if David Lynch saw a ghost.

@mikeduncan.bsky.social Ever since Revolutions I've been fascinated by the story of John Hancock's salmon. I like to have salmon every Patriot's Day now... do you or @alexiscoe.bsky.social have any good Revolutionary War-era salmon recipes to share? Thanks!

@apogeeperigee1066.bsky.social whew glad that’s sorted!

Thanksgiving vacation trip begins today!

Korpisalo can become a Bruins legend this afternoon by fighting Binnington.

Once this place becomes good for sports news it’s fucking over for me and the bird app.

@smallmutuals.bsky.social Grabbed this from Twitter just for you:

The second episode of the new Doctor Who is pretty good, introduces a few cool new concepts and features Jinkx Monsoon as a fun new villain. Which is good because that Space Babies episode absolutely sucked.

I personally don't have an opinion on Taylor Swift one way or the other, but, if you're one of these people out here mad because she, um, dates a football player and goes to the games, man you need a goddamn job.

Four years ago today America's Biggest Liar told America's Biggest Lie, and a lot of dangerous aggrieved morons chose to believe it and became traitors to our country. These people chose violence over democracy and never ever forget the criminal who instigated it.

Gotta get in the habit of using this site more, that other place just sucks.

Ah, the thrill of joining a new social media platform and knowing like 10 people on it!