Unhinged drunk dad at the easter egg hunt
Tale as old as time
"A cocktail or three," said the smug little cunt
"...with my daaad and my kiiiids is no crime."
But if it leads to lost 'burns and truth or dare games,
Don't blame the media you so desperately spurn,
You just sounds and look insane.
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago