am i crazy or did that kingdom hearts gameplay look kind of. bad

new sprite-based final fantasy???

no big challenges no sale

xenoblade 4???

it's very funny for nintendo to essentially create their own achievement system 20 years after everyone else and make it limited-time and restricted to specific games

sorry to every other game coming out in september, i'm spoken for

if there's no fortune's weave news today i'm going to be so pissed

i'm awake

fuck off

i can't believe the p6 reveal showed no gameplay, gave no release window, didn't even have any characters. just a logo and a graveyard for some reason? fuck off

are you fucking shitting me with that teaser.

they got the offspring song and it's in fake san francisco, so they have the crazy taxi essentials at least

none of those voices sounded right to me and putting marie in the game is bad. idk if i even want to play revival, and i'm not even a remake hater because i loved reload

doing this for the master system and not the nes is some galaxy brain shit

not surprised snoop is involved if that's the case, dude never met a scam he wouldn't take money to promote

ok i can finally go get lunch now

i'm sorry, i will never not be a mark for this

it's interesting that all the non-guest characters are brand-new (no bosch doesn't count as an existing character)

i'm sorry, a vaguely industrial don't fear the reaper cover might be my limit

so it's assassin's creed but you're a witch?

man i felt weird enough about onimusha using toshiro mifune's likeness, this is an entirely different level of uncomfortable

(yelling over the roar of a huge building that provides no jobs and spikes utility prices to power a bad, unpopular product being forced into everyone's lives with the promise that it will soon replace them) YOU RUBES ONLY THINK THIS SUCKS BECAUSE YOUR FEEBLE INTELLECTS ARE UNDER THE THRALL OF MEMES

i did it

i can't decide if god of war having a gelatinous cube named frank is so quirk chungus that it wraps around into being actually good or not

congratulations to the new york knicks on their nba championship

this is me

i don’t remember ever seeing this chart before and i feel unbelievably called out. @bransonreese.bsky.social what the hell, man

okay i did the thing. based on NA release dates (and console port release date for kof13 since that's the version i played) looking back on what came out in these years, boy that 2013-2016 era was pretty bleak huh?

i'm too broke to be a patreon subscriber so i don't know either way, but it would be a very good bit if this was the payoff to the entire isekai setup and we got no further elaboration

how come none of these enlightened birthrate freaks have anywhere near the same urgency towards the far more imminent impact of climate change on humanity's future? oh right, because addressing that would threaten the profitability of capitalists

kershaw retired just in time to miss performatively pouting all game while this is going on

lol this company has a taproom like 10 minutes from me, should i go try this

a long time coming - sloan plea from a cat named virtute - the weakerthans biomusicology - ted leo and the pharmacists for real - okkervil river portions for foxes - rilo kiley how to be a werewolf - mogwai b.o.b. - outkast hallowed be thy name - iron maiden here comes the sun - the beatles

well I guess this shows how the Niners felt about this draft class

(terry bogard voice)

extremely good bit for the giants to look like absolute dogwater for the first three weeks of the season and then casually win their first series against the dodgers

always tragic to encounter the rare swan boy strip where noel is 100% in the right

as a fan of snk games, i have no problem with people saying that they cannot buy their products in good conscience considering who profits from it. *but* i think people should have the exact same energy towards capcom, ea, and every other gaming company with saudi investors, and they never do

the problem with moon child being a music-based meme right now is that i keep thinking about the iron maiden song of the same name, which is a… very different experience, sonically youtu.be/KDKx5huQ0WQ

late night earthquake

nothing stops the game room quick look www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

moves like jagger

See? The WBC *is* important

i beg your motherfucking pardon??

multiple em dashes, 'it's not x, it's y' statement. what're the odds that they literally used chatgpt to write this message, lol

as we've seen repeatedly, genai is primarily appealing to people who just want technology to flatter them and confirm what they already want to do. so naturally mba morons managing corporations love it

saw this article yesterday about how john k. samson's basically done making music. i'm glad he's making the right choice for himself and his health, but man it's so disheartening to hear that an artist whose work is so important to me has felt that art become a burden to his life

allies love it when you set off a dozen nukes on their ‘friendly territory’

if i stare at this for too much longer i’m going to want to change it, so here