I hate that it’s being sold from a solid into liquid assets, but it’s fitting as that’s what Pizza Hut does to my insides 😬

An accurate portrayal of how my day has gone so far:

These Nintendo mother fuckers have the absolute audacity to come out with a OoT remake that I just know is gonna be like $90 to make me specifically spend $90. Genius.

New meme just dropped. @giantbomb.com @gbdudersfeed.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @chucktowski.com @danryckert.com @janochoa.bsky.social @tolkoto.com @turboshawn.com

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK IT’S HAPPENING I WILLED IT

Me: Oh a new God of War game, it hasn’t been that long since Ragnarok…. The cruel bitch of time:

*Me in the first week of the new place living with my girlfriend* GF: Great news! The cat isn’t peeing on the floor! Me: Awesome! He’s using the litter box? GF: Nope, shower.

My dog literally sounds like you’re letting helium out of a balloon everytime I try to pick up my phone to start working today

IT'S MAY!!!

Me, being accidentally important at work trying to do paperwork and everything else

Sometimes I just thank my lucky stars I have the group of friends that I do that are more than happy to put up with this BS on a semi-regular basis from me.

I’m sorry I will continue to purchase the same tar black coffee that tastes like cigarette butts because I quit smoking years ago and I need something take the edge off so I don’t go out of fucking cage and stop doing just fine.

Annual reminder that it’s April Fools Day and not to believe everything you read on the internet but we also have robots asking you if you’re a robot, world wars and people telling you shoving light up your ass cures cancer. Maybe just don’t believe everything on the internet everyday now I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

chainsaw man is ultimately another tragicomedy about becoming important at work. the moral is to never hustle. the grindset is too dangerous. real winners quit.

me after completing one task

it fucken WIMDY

Here in about 2 hours me and my posse of brave protectors will return to Silent Hill f~ 🎲 8:30 PM PST ✨ 10:30PM CST 🎲 11:30PM EST

For anyone complaining about the Pokémon Fire Red and Leaf Green ports being $20, I would like to remind you that it’s $30 in Canada. You know what I can buy for $30? Not a lot. The economy is in shambles.

…. I REPEAT I CAN BE BOUGHT WITH GIFTS AND TELLING ME I’M PRETTY

My coworker showed me a post it note of bullshit I said over the years and I didn’t understand why he would do that until I reread my discord chat from last night.

Kermit in Twin Peaks might be my masterpiece

Catherine O’Hara died. I’m done with 2026. Bring on 2027.

Girlfriend: Hey, you’re a dork who has multiple copies of games. Do you have this? Me: First of all, how dare you. Second of all, yes hold on.

Got a dizzy spell at work here. “Are you okay?” “Well if the desk is supposed to be moving left to right I’m fine. If it’s supposed to be stationary I should probably sit down for a minute.”

Girlfriend’s cat gave us a lil bit of a scare so we were monitoring him just to be sure he was okay. I can assure you everything is back to normal has I heard her scream “HE POOPED!!” and there was a fresh 6 piece nugget on the floor.

Posting this while I still can

I spilled a fruit tray all over the snow and I can’t tell if this is the ghost of Christmas present here to bone me specifically

Sonic Adventure 3? Land Monster Attack?

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

Banana yellow PS5 collab; where you at?

Just letting out a psyigh

I’ve had a perfect record for Airports this year. Until today. Fuck air travel.

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Ah another year another PS Wrapped. How could I forget playing such hit titles as “500 Internal Server Error”, “Page Cannot Be Displayed” and “Blank White Loading Screen.” BANGERS. Full stop.

in the end, the future of cinema is Hundreds of Beavers

I may have been using a lofi playlist to go to sleep to and it took over my Spotify wrapped

I live in the desert, so I forget what an old fashioned blizzard looks like sometimes but man fuck this snow bullshit.

I did a 13.5hr work day and drank enough caffeine to put down a horse. How was your day?

Me every time US customs holds me for hours

The incident before and after

A chill moment in Vermilion City with his Pokémon 🌆 #kaichoart #pokemon

Me to my girlfriend Me: What’s our one rule? Her: No felonies Me: Okay but this kitten’s name is felony, he’s 5 months old and he’s adorable

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

I started my relax trip to Mexico and guys I think I’ve been buzzed since I got here