Wait guys tomorrow is the first day of October Y'all know what that means

i think people often forget that 007n7 was a real person and i think it's so funny that the forsaken fandom portrays him as an anxious dilf that's trying his best to raise his son while the real 007n7 was a cunt and in 2016 as a final fuck you to roblox changed the skybox to a low res pic of ass

AZURE'S REDESIGN IS SO PEAK

When the shy cagey friend finally starts to open up to you

I headcanon that Mafioso's goons all sleep in one big bed together like sardines in a tin

Birthday today I've officially reached auntie status

Birthday tomorrow gang

2 days until I turn 20 gang

3 days until I turn 20 gang

Just a reminder that the only character in Forsaken to have a British skin is the one who stabs people

vocal stims are funny because i'll be in the shower minding my own business and you'll just hear me saying "baddiessssss" repeatedly in a very zesty voice

the august 29th forsaken incident is literally just jason getting his revenge for being replaced by slasher

Finding AzureTime fluff is like finding deepslate emerald ore in Minecraft because for some reason the shippers are so motherfucking allergic to it

I can't believe I'm going back to college in a week 💔🥀

Taking Plan B with the Baja Blast gang

With all the shit going on in the world remember to make time for what really matters: depraved vampire smut

getting beach body ready by smoking weed 🩷

Ich mache mir Sorgen um meinen Nachtschatten :(

So I'm reading freaky Forsaken content on AO3 and I check the comments to see ONE OF THE MODERATORS/CONTRIBUTORS FOR THE OFFICIAL DISCORD SERVER COMMENTING

Ich brauche stärkere Substanzen

I headcanon that Two Time's tail is fully functional like an actual tail and it swishes around when they walk And also Two Time wags their tail when they are happy (doesn't do it intentionally and is embarrassed by it)

i was so motherfucking baked from this pot brownie last night that i felt a strangely strong spiritual connection to cat two time (specifically this art made by astertude on twitter/x) and was convinced that this was literally me for 2 hours

in all depictions of pre-forsakened azure you'll notice he doesn't have eyes could it be because two time is slowly forgetting what azure's face looks like due to possible suppression of memories?

Forsaken but when I'm survivor I play Two Time and everytime I miss a backstab I take a shot

I want what they have

Thinking about the fact that Azure is canonically muscular and could have easily fought back against Two Time that night... but he chose not to.

forsaken killer lore is funny because coolkid, john doe, noli and azure all have tragic backstories to how they became the way they did.. and then there's 1x who just really fucking hates shedletsky

Exactly 1 month before I turn 20... I feel so goddamn old

having an obsession with a character is not knowing whether i want them or want to be them

Azuretime but Two Time is a vampire that needs to feed from Azure to satiate his hunger. And while Azure offers himself to Two Time to be his personal blood bag, he starts to enjoy it a little more than he likes to admit

Fucking somebody with a kink for foreign languages must be so funny because I could just be listing my grocery list for the week or the FitnessGram PACER Test and they'd be turned on

We got more weed ❤️

We out of weed 💔

let's just skip the dating part and jump straight to traumatizing each other

At Sonic with the girls, I'm high as a goddamn kite, and I hear this kid next to our table saying "Mr Krabs" and I thought he was referencing the "I have an idea" scene so I was finishing the line until I heard him follow up with "start digging in your butt twin" I pause in utter horror I hate kids

I don't understand that whole "retro slop" thing. Like I understand the meaning of the term and all but just let people dress up their Roblox avatar how they want 💔

New username gang 🎀

Putting on lip gloss is not enough I need to eat it

Returning back to my roots and rereading Twilight

Guh I still have to get up for work in the morning my sleep schedule is so fucked 🥀

Had a massive craving for McDonald's fries and ice cream it hits different at 2 AM

The key to feeling less depressed is finding something to be delusional about

To whomever took the handle sillytilly I hope both sides of ur pillow are warm tonight