MOLVESS CHEATED DEATH SHE CHEATED DEATH

the boyfriend talked me into getting the dlc maps for world at war

it's so funny that like half of social media and a bunch of major games are down because maybe it's a sign from the universe we all need to touch grass

there's all this talk about an october canon event that'll change your life as you know it well my october canon event was xbox deleting my bg3 save file that i poured 80+ hours into and haven't finished the game and i can't get it back because i don't have a larian account

how i feel logging into my xbox and loading up my baldur's gate 3 save file at stupid in the morning just to ask my virtual boyfriend for a kiss because it's lowkey been a while

please tell me somebody else remembers the collectable toys num noms because i still remember the jingle for the num noms lip gloss truck commercial word-for-word 10 years later

hi new username guys i might change it again later but idk

can't wait to be a white girl and post on my snapchat story with aesthetic fall photos tomorrow with we fell in love in october by girl in red when it's october 1st

gracie posting

bro i am not ready to turn 20 in 2 weeks because then i'll be a super adult. sure i was technically an adult when i turned 18 but that was just the lite version 💔

bro i was looking on pinterest for matching apex pfps for me and my boyfriend and i wish i could find the image but i stumbled across a fanart of revenant in fucking juicy couture shorts

my face when i'm texting my boyfriend that i'm craving "appie slices and peanut bubber"

slowly going insane the things i do to be able to play wii and gamecube games on my xbox 💔

do you think if i drank enough vodka my pussy would taste like vodka sorta like how people eat pineapple to make their cum taste sweet?

i think people often forget that 007n7 was a real person and i think it's so funny that the forsaken fandom portrays him as an anxious dilf that's trying his best to raise his son while the real 007n7 was a cunt and in 2016 as a final fuck you to roblox changed the skybox to a low res pic of ass

dude i fucking hate seeing those stupid fucking videos on my feed where it's like "oh em gee!! mario fell into my taba squishy while it was drying! this is like amber it's fully embedded!!" WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE GET IN THERE?!?? GET HIM OUT!!!

I headcanon that Mafioso's goons all sleep in one big bed together like sardines in a tin

GUYS i just remembered that the potato knishes video existed

should i change my username??

the feminine urge to rob a gas station and steal their slush puppie machine

eating frozen cavendish straight cut fries wyd?

umamusume has got to be one of the strangest multi-media franchises i have come across but i actually lowkey fuck with it

What a baddie

the council that is my tism has decreeded that "baddie bloodhound" has been officially added to the vocal stim library

vocal stims are funny because i'll be in the shower minding my own business and you'll just hear me saying "baddiessssss" repeatedly in a very zesty voice

it's pissing rain over here but i couldn't be happier, i love the rain 🫶

i give up on fixing my sleep schedule tbh it's so fucked up at this point

to the bitch setting off fireworks right now while i'm trying to sleep; when i catch you i swear to all things holy that i will force-feed you the spikey head of pineapples

i had a dream where i went to a reunion with everyone i went to elementary school with and we all did one massive hear me out cake

i 🩷 twisted tea

is it just me or does anybody else whenever they eat peeled orange slices like to pick the skin off before they eat the juicy stuff? i swear the juicy orange stuff hits different without the skin on

the august 29th forsaken incident is literally just jason getting his revenge for being replaced by slasher

i think i'm actually genuinely having an identity crisis

about to watch weapons in theaters rn i'm so nervous but like a good nervous i think???

i opened delta force on my xbox for a discord quest but then my wifi went out and i turned my xbox off cuz i had to head over to a friend's place... and discord still thinks i'm playing delta force

listening to the entirety of the murder drones soundtrack to commemorate the one year anniversary of the last episode

one year ago since the last episode of murder drones came out i feel both old and sad

i crave tootsie pops (those lollipops with the tootsie rolls in the middle)

i have been craving absolutely nothing but scrambled eggs this whole week, and i have finally given into the cravings and made scrambled eggs i finished my scrambled eggs, and while they were great, now i just want more... but we have no more eggs this is a sad day

dopey ahh dog

i don't have tinnitus — the angels are simply trying to communicate with me

gracie wants my sockies

i stopped playing siege a while ago but i did see the new operator reveal yesterday and GODDAMN HE IS FINE IS FUCK

i feel that when you have a special interest in morbid things that happen in our world you become desensitized to it in a way. you still think it's fucked up nonetheless, but you don't really feel anything after reading about it... but there's always one case that lingers in your mind

i was so motherfucking baked from this pot brownie last night that i felt a strangely strong spiritual connection to cat two time (specifically this art made by astertude on twitter/x) and was convinced that this was literally me for 2 hours

i fucking love my boyfriend guys

in all depictions of pre-forsakened azure you'll notice he doesn't have eyes could it be because two time is slowly forgetting what azure's face looks like due to possible suppression of memories?

Forsaken but when I'm survivor I play Two Time and everytime I miss a backstab I take a shot

Thinking about the fact that Azure is canonically muscular and could have easily fought back against Two Time that night... but he chose not to.

laughing my fucking ass off that this obscure 2012 canadian kids tv show i vaguely remember from my childhood has been getting so much attention over the past few weeks that people are making video essays and shorts absolutely slandering it