Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE

"Why are you eating my pants?" #ThingsISayToMyCats #CatLife #Cats #CatsOfBluesky

Just a reminder, the GOP are now the Guardians Of Pedophiles, and he's the biggest one they're protecting.

My favorite game is "dodge mom's feet" I like to cut it as close as I can, but sometimes that means I get stepped on. More often in means mom trips a bit and then she calls out my name. I think it means she likes the game, too. -Kitty #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

And Hashem said to Portland: "Say to the Posters: 'order your suits from Spirit Halloween, but do not order from Amazon, for it is cherem'." And the frogs came up, along with wild beasts and sea creatures and birds of the air, and drove back a band of ICE agents.

And Hashem spoke to Portland: "Go to ICE and say, 'let the immigrants go that they may live in peace. If you refuse, then I will plague your facility with frogs'. It will go viral." And the Frog came up and drove back a band of ICE agents. But ICE did not let the immigrants go.

I've been thinking about this a lot. When we say "big tent" us rank and file types mean give us all the flavors, but the leadership seems to think it means be so bland you can't offend anyone. I think about this in terms of chicken noodle soup.

I've been thinking about this a lot. When we say "big tent" us rank and file types mean give us all the flavors, but the leadership seems to think it means be so bland you can't offend anyone. I think about this in terms of chicken noodle soup.

Fun fact, if you lie about dinosaurs enough it makes science wrong and it makes Jesus God. I bet you didn't know that, did you? Well, come find out how at noon Pacific 3pm Eastern. youtu.be/aquYYKINm8g

My favorite game is "follow me" I get mom's attention and tell her to follow me. Then I just wander aimlessly all over the house while she follows. It's lots of fun. What's your favorite game? -Wumpus #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Good news, Everyone. Kristi Noem has captured the ex sister-in-law of the second cousin of the guy who once stood next to the Supreme King of Antifa.

In Trump's America, you're a hell of a lot more likely to lose your healthcare due to Trump's tax giveaways to billionaires, than because an emergency room doctor patched up an undocumented immigrant.

I tried making spring rolls for dinner tonight. They came out great. Mom and step-dad didn't like them. Oh well. I'll make them again, but just for Hubby and me. Mom can have other things that are less putzy.

Frozen cops lie The people know this The people act on this knowledge Justice happens -Wumpus

The fact that they can't get a random sampling of citizens from any city to indict people for interfering with ICE seems more informative than any political poll, tbh

Melt the Frozen Cops and Keep your murder mittens sharp. -Macie, Kitty, and Wumpus

In Trump's America, you're an order of magnitude more likely to get attacked on the street by ICE and the National Guard than by any foreign gang member.

this feels like the corollary to we need Mamdani in NYC and an oyster fisherman in Maine and a midwestern dad in Minnesota. we're supposed to be the party that embraces the fact that we're a diverse and chaotic nation, stop test-polling yourself to generic national oatmeal!!!

I don't have enough energy to be as angry as the situation requires.

One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.

Everyone, I need you to stop causing my mom stress for at least one day. Especially the Orange Man. Could someone conk him on the back of the head so he can't do anything for 24 hours? -Kitty

This is why we must MELT THE FROZEN COPS -Wumpus #AbolishICE

The world (or maybe just the US) is going to hell in a handbasket, but I can't pay full attention to that because my mom is aging and acting like child about it.

Can you blame her for throwing paws when you interrupted her exploring? -Wumpus

It's #CatLoafMonday. It's also #Bread day for mom. So here I demonstrate proper loaf shaping. -Wumpus #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

After much angst, mom's manipulative roomie has moved out. She was mad as shit that we wanted her to start paying a minimal amount of rent. We told her multiple times we weren't kicking her out, but she insisted on leaving anyway. I'm not going to be sad about that.

But seriously, how dedicated to being a total douchebag to you have to be to still be driving a Cybertruck at this point?

When there's something interesting down there, but it's #Sunday so you don't want to move too much to investigate. -Kitty #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Need a break from the horrors of reality? Come hang out with the crew of the U.S.S. Kongzi as they attempt to survive and escape from a pocket dimension of alien design. The show starts at 5pm PDT / 8pm EDT. youtube.com/live/RBydNYw...

This is blame I'm happy to accept. Authors, check to see if you're eligible to receive compensation in the Anthropic Settlement and if you are, file that claim. secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup

What's your line? Don't tell me, don't write it down. Think about it. Decide what it is. Decide what it means if it's crossed. I bet it has already been crossed and you just don't know yet. Look into it.

Did you know that if you just ignore physics then you can believe in all sorts of crazy stuff? Come find out how that works for one fundamentalist Christian on today's video! The show starts at noon Pacific, 3pm Eastern www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYUS...

The federal government has been acting unlawfully for months. It shouldn't be funded while it does that. The democrats should hold that line. They won't because they're fucking useless cowards.

I had a new #Baking fail. The loaf looked perfect on the outside, but when I cut into it, it was all crust. I mean there was no bread on the inside of the loaf. None. It was just a thin shell of crust around nothing. Someone stole my #Bread right out of the middle of the loaf!

The perfect fidget toy for someone who likes soothing noises and twisting things into cool shapes! This rainbow one is one of my favorites, because sometimes you just need All The Colors. thebrokencircle.etsy...

Welcome to #October and all the #Spooky fun this month holds. -Wumpus #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats #BlackCats

I had a new #Baking fail. The loaf looked perfect on the outside, but when I cut into it, it was all crust. I mean there was no bread on the inside of the loaf. None. It was just a thin shell of crust around nothing. Someone stole my #Bread right out of the middle of the loaf!

Just a quick reminder - Republicans control the House, the Senate, AND the White House. The ball is in their court. They have every opportunity to keep the government open, so if it shuts down it's their fault.

If you aren't in the military - keep it that way If you are in the military - consider getting out at your earliest convenience. These deeply unserious clowns do not care about your safety - they get all their military knowledge from action films (mostly old ones).

This is absolutely heartbreaking. This man should not have been murdered. His children should still have a father. His wife should not have to tell people her trauma. This government is committing war crimes.

#MondayMorning #Baking I've made a perfect #Purrsaunt as a demonstration for #CatLoafMonday. Now you all have an example to strive for, let's see your purrsaunts. -Macie #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Californians: do it

Trump and his billionaire donors might be able to determine Adams and Cuomo’s actions. But they won't decide this election. In just over 5 weeks, we'll turn the page on the politics of big money and small ideas — and deliver a government every New Yorker can be proud of.

So lemme see if I understand today’s discourse. 1. I need to be like a strategist about my vote and everything I say, which means never ever contradicting the Democratic Party line, even if it fundamentally departs from my core values.

This is why I can't support the current Democratic party. If this is what they consider leadership we're cooked.

Meow for 3 hours on just one topic? Yeah, that ain't happening. -Kitty

Happy #Caturday! Go forth and nap! -Macie #CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

What is happening in Portland is awful. We can't just wring our hands and moan about how awful it is. We can rise up in our cities and draw the administration's attention away from Portland and force them to stretch beyond their ability to do this to all of us. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Things are terrible right now. The idiots in power don't respect the rules meant to check them. It's going to get worse before it gets better. In the meantime, we need to fight. If we can't fight to win, we need to fight to make their victory cost more than they have. #FightFacism

I can meow about: 1) mousies and the mousie council 2) Naps (they are important) 3) proper use of murder mittens (especially with the frozen cops) -Wumpus