John (#1 Old Man Ho Ho fan)
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I make music sometimes.
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Twinings advertises "over 300 years of expertise." If you are a tea company I don't think you want to admit you were doing business in the 1700s
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This is pretty much an actual thumbnail I saw
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about 4 hours ago
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Very inspired by the Democrats' bold new proposal: ICE for Those Who Don't Want It
1 day ago
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Gallifreyan Jedi
2 days ago
democrats will now sieze this moment to run surreptitious damage control on behalf of the regime, plead for bipartisanship and moving forward as americans together, unified, and triangulate us into a position that's just to the right of where we were the day before Renee Good was executed
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Greg Bovino always looks like he just remembered he's done growing
1 day ago
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I'm following an apple pie recipe by Carl Sagan, and it starts with the entire history of the universe?? It's like get to the point, man
3 days ago
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If you were laying siege to a castle and your petard went off and hoisted you, you knew the bards would be singing about that at the tavern for months
6 days ago
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Scorpion consoling Sub-Zero over a breakup: GET OVER HER!
8 days ago
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Look at my son, dawg, pride is not the word I'm looking for π«π€―π€£
11 days ago
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π΅ Mah balls 'r blue, but mah dick is reddddd π΅ β the Edger's Anthem
13 days ago
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16th-Century Catholic learning about the American civil rights movement: "Martin Luther WHAT"
15 days ago
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Oh, Maduro is a dictator? Name three of his dictations.
23 days ago
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I'm reading Shock Doctrine right now, and it feels like Jumanji where all the stuff starts happening in real life
25 days ago
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What was this type of humor? It was everywhere. I'm glad it's over, hopefully
28 days ago
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If I ever have a YouTube channel where a little animated avatar of myself talks about video games and does Dreamworks face, with titles like "The [Adjective] [Noun] of [Media Property]" or "I Forced Myself to Play [Video Game] in [Current Year]," please just shoot me
28 days ago
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I have a little rain cloud that follows me everywhere because I am depressed. You have a little dirt cloud that follows you everywhere because you are stinky. We are not the same
about 1 month ago
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Has anyone done this?
#mgsv
about 1 month ago
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Picasso, if he were a chef: "This dish is called Guernica" Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad" Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy π"
about 2 months ago
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Google ai recommends this pizza place's lunch buffet, despite it not having one. Very helpful!
about 2 months ago
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Until one of these AI assistants can show me Tayne, they're just novelties, as far as I'm concerned
about 2 months ago
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Landman, if I had to guess, is about a guy who is totally flat and one acre wide, and each episode is about the different people who step on him or use him for recreation, agriculture, etc.
about 2 months ago
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If Blue's Clues were made today it would be called woke because Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are a mixed-spice family
about 2 months ago
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If a gacha game doesn't have twenty different in-game currencies you can count me out. I wanna be mad that I have ten trillion "dust" and can't exchange it for a single "gem"
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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If I'd written a paper at like a 4th-grade level in college and even one person found out, I probably would have killed myself
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about 2 months ago
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They have 15,246,155,561,685 books about anxiety and only 61,699 books about cancer? Really shows you where their priorities are π
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2 months ago
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And yet it was Granin's Metal Gear concept that ultimately prevailed over the more utilitarian Shagohod design
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3 months ago
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Explaining to the medieval peasant that I'm from the future: "It's like in SpongeBob when Squidward has the time machine"
3 months ago
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Skinamarink prefigured the "which bed are you napping in the hardest" tik tok genre, with the uncanny rooms and a tv that's always playing Tom & Jerry
3 months ago
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I do think it's plausible that a total fucking dipshit would accidentally get a Nazi tattoo, but I wouldn't vote for a guy like that either
3 months ago
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The guy who wrote The Time Machine (2002) was a real time traveler who was trying to warn us about the Eloi and Morlocks. That's why it has all that stuff that wasn't in the book
3 months ago
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"Yeah, so then I was chasing this child, and I tripped and scraped my face on the pavement for a full second. Yes, one thousand milliseconds"
3 months ago
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What the fuck even is the point of a sexual chatbot? "Computer, tell me about your boobs." Yeah, no thanks
3 months ago
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Gonna write a Hunger Games fanfic that's a one-to-one retelling except Katniss eats everyone she kills
4 months ago
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Always on the lookout for this guy
4 months ago
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Geologist, looking at basalt: "The lava is floor!"
4 months ago
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Hard at work on a project that will disrupt Hollywood and the film industry writ large: a version of Tilly Norwood with 15% bigger boobs
4 months ago
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An AI actor I invented. If you want to put him in your movie you have to pay me $1 million
#donotsteal
4 months ago
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Rivian has gotta be the car company that sounds the most like a sex toy
4 months ago
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Ryan Marino, MD
4 months ago
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you donβt think it sounds important
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Gonna raise my kids in a Dogtooth-style scenario where there's no PokΓ©mon games after Gen III
4 months ago
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So sad to see
4 months ago
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Saw the Magavan the other night. What a specimen!
4 months ago
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Getting into hip hop recently... π΅You can Venmo this / or you can Venmo that / you can Venmo this / or you can Venmo that π΅
5 months ago
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Mfw the path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run
5 months ago
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Razzball
5 months ago
guys, we have a tone shift
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5 months ago
"This is the excuse they'll use to _____!!!" An anchor on the largest news network in the country was calling for mass "involuntary lethal injection" of mentally ill people *this morning* If Kirk getting shot is the reason you're just now taking this seriously, that says a lot about you.
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Mike Isaacson
5 months ago
These are the people who raised over a million dollars for Kyle Rittenhouses legal defense, legalized running over protestors, encouraged bathroom vigilantes, demand that children get genital inspections to participate in sports, and kill pregnant women, I don't want to hear about political violence
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A fella can't even devote his entire life to making the world a worse place without getting shot in the neck these days...
5 months ago
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Thembo
5 months ago
I sincerely hope Newsom's weird fans and liberals at large are starting to understand why you can't budge a single solitary inch on a single solitary issue for a single solitary marginalized group.
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