John (#1 Old Man Ho Ho fan)
@bulbjr.bsky.social
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I make music sometimes.
http://www.johnrichardthompson.com
@jrthompson on IG 📷
Skinamarink prefigured the "which bed are you napping in the hardest" tik tok genre, with the uncanny rooms and a tv that's always playing Tom & Jerry
14 days ago
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I do think it's plausible that a total fucking dipshit would accidentally get a Nazi tattoo, but I wouldn't vote for a guy like that either
15 days ago
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The guy who wrote The Time Machine (2002) was a real time traveler who was trying to warn us about the Eloi and Morlocks. That's why it has all that stuff that wasn't in the book
17 days ago
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"Yeah, so then I was chasing this child, and I tripped and scraped my face on the pavement for a full second. Yes, one thousand milliseconds"
18 days ago
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What the fuck even is the point of a sexual chatbot? "Computer, tell me about your boobs." Yeah, no thanks
22 days ago
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Gonna write a Hunger Games fanfic that's a one-to-one retelling except Katniss eats everyone she kills
22 days ago
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Always on the lookout for this guy
22 days ago
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Geologist, looking at basalt: "The lava is floor!"
about 1 month ago
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Hard at work on a project that will disrupt Hollywood and the film industry writ large: a version of Tilly Norwood with 15% bigger boobs
about 1 month ago
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An AI actor I invented. If you want to put him in your movie you have to pay me $1 million
#donotsteal
about 1 month ago
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Rivian has gotta be the car company that sounds the most like a sex toy
about 1 month ago
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Ryan Marino, MD
about 1 month ago
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
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Gonna raise my kids in a Dogtooth-style scenario where there's no Pokémon games after Gen III
about 1 month ago
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So sad to see
about 2 months ago
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Saw the Magavan the other night. What a specimen!
about 2 months ago
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Getting into hip hop recently... 🎵You can Venmo this / or you can Venmo that / you can Venmo this / or you can Venmo that 🎵
about 2 months ago
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Mfw the path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run
about 2 months ago
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Razzball
about 2 months ago
guys, we have a tone shift
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆
about 2 months ago
"This is the excuse they'll use to _____!!!" An anchor on the largest news network in the country was calling for mass "involuntary lethal injection" of mentally ill people *this morning* If Kirk getting shot is the reason you're just now taking this seriously, that says a lot about you.
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Mike Isaacson
about 2 months ago
These are the people who raised over a million dollars for Kyle Rittenhouses legal defense, legalized running over protestors, encouraged bathroom vigilantes, demand that children get genital inspections to participate in sports, and kill pregnant women, I don't want to hear about political violence
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A fella can't even devote his entire life to making the world a worse place without getting shot in the neck these days...
about 2 months ago
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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀
2 months ago
I sincerely hope Newsom's weird fans and liberals at large are starting to understand why you can't budge a single solitary inch on a single solitary issue for a single solitary marginalized group.
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Everyone always asks what spoke Zarathustra and never how felt Zarathustra 🫤
2 months ago
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People debating the theological merits of this are really missing the point that this is the funniest thing Trump had said or done this year
3 months ago
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Every day discovering new minor annoyances with technology. Android arbitrarily zooms in on images when you set them as a wallpaper? No way to undo this
3 months ago
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onion person
3 months ago
liberals can’t even handle anyone to their left criticizing democrats like pete buttigieg and gavin newsom 3 years before the presidential primary about how they have shifted right on trans issues and homeless policies. when is the right time to criticize them????
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It's only a matter of time before Brazil develops metallic archaea
#mgsv
3 months ago
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Reading A Clockwork Orange. Didn't know where the title comes from. Turns out it stands for "Alex Clockwork Orange," the main character
4 months ago
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Saw this sign in a bathroom in Raleigh
4 months ago
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Numbering three is low-key billy goated when being gruff is the vibe
4 months ago
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When the airbnb is fully-equipped:
4 months ago
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The virgin "emoting on my corpse in Fortnite," vs the Chad "I'm already in a new game having fun again"
5 months ago
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Ah, okay
5 months ago
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Unrelated to the original post, but I never realized how much Ella Emhoff looks like competitive Smash Bros. player Wizzrobe
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5 months ago
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How do you make someone look short on a billboard?
5 months ago
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Forget it, Jake, it's Tree Town
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5 months ago
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Dreamt that my head got run over and my skull cracked in half, and I was wearing the top half of my skull like a hat. Stay safe, folks!
5 months ago
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I promised myself if I ever see one of those freaky robot dogs, I will kick it over. When I do, I will have passed the test and may diminish and go into the West
5 months ago
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🎵 Hi, my name is *chicka chicka* Shade Slimmy 🎵
5 months ago
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Playing Pokémon TCG Pocket and discovering all kinds of Pokémon I've never heard of. This one is called Guzzlord and has an attack called "Tyrannical Hole"
5 months ago
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
over 1 year ago
old enough to remember the breathless litigation over whether or not it was credible that the IDF may have possibly bombed 1 (one) hospital
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Dreamt that I was the Eraserhead baby, and the homeless guy from Mulholland Drive was after me. Way too scary, and I'm not even into David Lynch
6 months ago
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Hearing reports the Pope said he was "very close to making Pokémon real." I suspect foul play
7 months ago
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Everyone needs a gimmick, I guess
7 months ago
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I owed taxes this year, and my girlfriend got a refund. I could have saved the IRS time and money by just giving her some cash instead of filing
7 months ago
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This is probably a nice video, I dunno, I didn't watch it
7 months ago
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Growing up in a subdivision was cool because you could go to your friend's house and it was just a mirror image of your house
7 months ago
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Some are saying it's hypocritical to primary Schakowsky (80) and not Bernie Sanders (83). Bernie *should* retire! He should endorse a successor. He can even still do rallies
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8 months ago
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Left the group chat after they changed my name to "Gouthis" (unfortunate typo), and they replaced me with the Atlantic guy?!
#fakefriends
8 months ago
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Ah, well, nevertheless...
#HamdanBallal
#NoOtherLand
8 months ago
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