I’d be devastated if my friends didn’t pick me to be on their bank heist team. That’s how I evaluate relationships.

time to get drunk and make texas sheet cake

Excited to announce Wayfinder Threat Detection & Response (TDR)'s GA — built to help defenders cut through noise, move faster, and stay ahead of modern adversaries. We deliver an intel-driven model for organizations before, during, and after incidents. s1.ai/Wyfndr-Bl

Just saw Superman movie--incredible. 3 things jumped out of screen: Superdog is great bc he's more dog than super, Superman's parents (the real heroes) are relatable and not caricatures, and people love Superman bc he's trying, failing, trying again. Only Superman thing i've ever liked.

Literally no one thought of Johnny Cash as uncool. This is written by someone who forgot Johnny Cash was played on punk/alt stations when country ignored him.

This is amazing. "Some days you're leveling up, others you're back at square one. Both count"

Being twenty feet from a bald eagle remains one of the coolest thing ever.

Apparently we "all" haven't stolen copper and its a "crime" no matter what. OK Boss

Traffic is just awful this morning

eating an entire salad is such an endurance trial

Just a Sec is our newest livestream series with @jags.bsky.social, @stonepwn3000.bsky.social, @dakotaindc.bsky.social, and Drea London-Petter. Unfiltered analysis. Real-world threats. No fluff.

Baldie just snatched a fish right in front of me. Def leaving a meeting for that.

Adventure day

What is the story here????

Another day, another great Labs post. Three things I'd like to highlight in this one. First, great work with Validin. Second, the sheer size and long timeframes for this activity is such a lesson. Third, SEO weaponization is such an old trick still working. www.sentinelone.com/labs/freedra...

letttssss goooooo.....check out a new livestream for fun

Gen Z? More like Gen Pee. Gen X? More like Gen Ex. Gottem# see how dumb all this sounds ??? I’m so over the Gen nonsense

A lot of us joke about rsa, but it has been great meeting new teammates and seeing old teammates. So much genuine support and love out there.

Love when we can talk about hoy dynamic the threat landscape actually is. The scope and scale of the DPRK IT workers effort alone surprised me as we worked it. Also love @sentinelone.com let us discuss this openly and viewed it as important to do so. www.sentinelone.com/labs/top-tie...

This event gets better every yr--looking fwd to all the speakers, but would be remiss to not say its great for not one but THREE @sentinelone.com Labs' members on the speaker list! Also @sleuthcon.bsky.social has the best motto--ITS CRIME TIME!!!!

Traffic jam. The gridlock is horrible.

Def old now as I have to internet search strange stuff i'm seeing to find out its a meme trend

Starting the weekend revisiting some poetry. "How did I get here....by my fucking teeth"

Good day to be at SentinelOne. Heads up Fangs out.

Oh shit is that a Stenzo??

Ayyy Ayyyy i know those folks

Top 5 lyrics of all time

The person who punched Richard Spencer and instantly made him a meme never got caught. Just threw one punch and skipped off into immortality. I think about that a lot.

Yeah so The Continental is just as cool outside but now has a sports bar inside??? Really gone downhill since they killed John Wick

Love this especially the last line

@hegel.bsky.social kicking out more great research. This one focused on recent Ghostwriter activity. Personal fave part is the lead-in time/effort before their recent activity kicked off. These dudes are going nowhere for a while so may as well settle in. www.sentinelone.com/labs/ghostwr...

A peek behind at how Chinese private companies also enable the CCP's motions. Equivalent of a SentinelOne/Crowdstrike/Google/Microsoft selling security while at the same time working to suppress world events. Great analysis from @dakotaindc.bsky.social @alex.leetnoob.com and Aleksandar Milenkoski

Im a Birkies man....miss me with that Crocs shit

Now there’s a poem

Great post with several things missing from the recent Apple announcements.

Coyote in da yard

I am often silently judging people around me for how awful I just know they are at dodgeball

Timely research on high-value targeting fro @hegel.bsky.social and the @sentinelone.com team. ITS ALWAYS ABOUT ILLICIT VALID ACCESS FOLKS!!!!!

You could say im pretty hardcore

Absolutely fascinating to see how an entire industry's discourse is pivoting in less than ten days.

I love this poem over every other piece of written word. Nothing comes close. cales.arizona.edu/~steidl/Libe...

Im not afraid of the terminators bc deep down I know they're running on excel

This will be fun talking the "futures" with @jags.bsky.social and @dakotaindc.bsky.social with Grace Lim trying to keep us honest and on time. Please join @sentinelone.com for our look into what we think will matter in 2025. go.sentinelone.com/2025-threat-...

Ope just learned brat summer had nothing to do with grilling and now I’m sad

Love when it snows

Had a great holiday convincing my in-laws the original pronunciation of burger sounds like merger. Unrelated note--wifey says no more baked goods.

LinkedIn is the worst of all the dating apps

BSky is wild

I want a McRib so bad but also know they're essentially pure poison. Got a real conflict situation here.

Remember when people used to just sit down and drink a glass of milk? Times were weird.