The whores are gathering. (And I’m not talking about sex workers, they at least have some kind of ethics)

@janeslavin.bsky.social lying in bed on my motorcycle tour, listening to BBC Sounds, If Your So Clever Why Aren’t You Rich, Ms Slavin giving her best art critic. Hope you’re well and busy xc

If you’re thinking of watching Inside Man on Netflix, don’t bother, it’s a shocker. Genuinely don’t know where they got the actors that played the smaller roles from. Think they bumped up the SA’s.

Fact of the day. Reform have got less seats than the Greens.

Several headlines out today talking about Russell Brand describing him as a comedian and actor. I have seen no previous evidence to back up either of these claims.

Well, it’s a sad day. After several very enjoyable years, Michael Palin and his lovely family have finally left my toilet. Until, hopefully, the next time.

I once knew a director who told me that in every show she cast she would make one mistake, there would be one really weak link. In the fourth series of Yellowstone I think I’ve found theirs #ohmydays #shocking

On Saturday 19th May, Casualty actor & motorcycling enthusiast @charlestdale.bsky.social will begin a 30-day, 2,500-mile ride around England and Wales, stopping at 100 motorbike cafés to raise awareness and funds for Brain Tumour Research and @headwayuk.bsky.social bit.ly/44LQVCO

Today marks three years since we lost the incredible Gorgeous George Fox, who passed away at just 13 years old. George’s bravery and spirit continues through the tireless fundraising and campaigning of his family, who remain dedicated to changing the future for others affected by brain tumours. 💛

So the good news, it’s the first day of the cricket season. The bad news, Glamorgan off to a typically uninspiring start.

Think I’ve just found my new binge. The Bondsman with Kevin Bacon. Highly enjoyable gory, horror nonsense 👍🏻

“The Change” on Channel 4. Loved the 1st series, loving the 2nd. Great work by Bridget Christie et al 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Will some serious boxer, please, knock Jake Paul out once and for all and put an end to this nonsense. It’s turning the great sport of boxing into a clown show.

Why did the producers of Yellowstone1923 decide to make 90% of the actors do accents they really can’t do ? Was it a bet ? Like Trading Places, the person that casts the worst accent wins.

Watching The White Lotus Season 2. Mildly entertaining but sooo slow. Also, over privileged septics struggling with their angst ! Please do fuck off !

Fab to see @charlestdale.bsky.social at the #ItsMyShout awards this evening!!

I’m gonna be on stage in Manchester this coming weekend- come say hello folks- esp if you like a Cockatoo! X

Stop paying utility companies by direct debit. Welsh water sent me a bill for £330. After calling them with a reading (40 minutes on hold) turns out my bill is £71. Direct debit they’d have just taken it. Totally corrupt system.

@reecedinsdale.bsky.social givestar.io/gs/charles-d... Hallo lovely boy, I’m on the cadge. Any chance you could point your lovely followers in the direction of my giving page ? I’m off on my bike for 2 great charities in May hoping to raise as much money as poss 👍🏻

There’s only one way out of this. An evening of watching YouTube clips of people slipping over in mud while other people laugh hysterically at them.

It’s the sheer stupidity I finding hard to bear. Trump supports calling out his detractors and calling them communists. You do know who Putin is right ?

Tag@ShineALight @brain_tumour_research

I wish when footballers roll round on the floor “in agony” after a tackle they’d hold the part of the body that actually came into contact with the other player.

I love the way Reacher just kills people after they’ve given him the “you’re not going to kill me, you’re a cop” speech.

I hate being such a completist. Watching an American comedy called Mo.The central character is a totally unlikeable man baby who’s incapable of controlling his temper/taking responsibility for his actions which hurt everyone around him. But I still have to see how it ends ! #shoutingattthescreen

Surprise film recommendation ! Just found a “lazy Saturday film”on Netflix. Thought it would be action/adventure tosh, turned out to be much more intelligent (in an adventure way) than anticipated. #RebelRidge

Just watched the last series of Big Boys. Beautiful, again. Lovely to see characters that are, quite simply, kind 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Why do tv series always stretch storylines too far. It always get to the point where I’m like “Just kill the bad guys ffs, they’re just irritating now”

Who’d have guessed that the Daily Star’s headline today was the only one actually telling the truth. What world are we living in ?

So, the orange baboon has decided to turn Gaza into a a golf resort and the worlds leaders said………. Get a spine you useless bunch of bastards !

Whenever I see a good ole boy from Texas laying into the Trump administration my heart soars.

A message to all the young men out there who get angry about being “dissed”, unless you respect the person disrespecting you, their opinion means nothing. Chill the fuck out !

Just seen a former Trump Defence secretary say that America was,”The oldest democracy in the world.” Think the Greeks might have something to say about that. Mind you he did also say that Trump was a huge threat to democracy so I’ll give him a pass this time.

So apparently the ginger baboon (sorry that’s actually an insult to baboons) is now coming after South Africa. It’s time all decent countries in the world unite and finish this ginger tom headed megalomaniac once and for all !

Please let this be true 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Alright DuPont is superb but I simply can’t see how that wasn’t forward.

Steve Coogan is about to portray Brian Walden on TV. He was a brilliant TV interviewer."If the Government did waver and harass and bully some of Her Majesty's subjects towards the boats, British politics would sink to the gutter". 2025 and it’s still all the Tory’s have got.

So one DC rioter back in jail, one shot dead by police. Sounds like the cops are going to get them one by one.

Any man who calls himself an alpha male clearly isn’t one. Real Alphas don’t feel the need to tell anyone. In fact the idea that they might be one probably hasn’t crossed their mind.

Seriously ? I didn’t mean that kind of ginger shot ! God help us !

I just signed this important open letter on Organise, please can you add your name? Stop HMRC asking self-employed people to pay estimated tax in advance!

Catching up on Blacklist which I’ve never watched. While it’s mildly entertaining each episode seems to require every cop, guard and member of the FBI to be completely shit at their job.

www.instagram.com/p/DE-p5NpRSZ... So this is happening if anyone’s in the Diff !

Watching a really shit (but fun) film called Back In Action and I’m pleased to say that even Jamie Fox looks shit in an open face helmet.

So there’s an upcoming documentary on channel four that is suggesting that Marilyn Manson was dodgy as fuck. Who would have guessed ?

£11.99 for bits of a bloody Dalek toy in a magazine ! Are people insane ?

I’m working out that part of the route tomorrow. 👍🏻

Question Would you rather employ, A. A person who can write an incisive, coherent business email ? Or, B. Someone who has to resort to the AI on their phone to get the job done ?