A talentless rock band that only does really bad covers of New Romantic hits called Durian Durian.

Available in new, exciting flavors like Spandex and Box Office Poison.

Such talented people! Furry is really full of talent, great artists, musicians, fursuit makers. You name it. What a great community!

I need a version of the shirt that says FAT TITS BIG GUT (Wasn't asked.)

10/10 take. No notes.

Album cover of the year dropping soon. motrik.bandcamp.com/album/earth

"And don't be surprised if government agencies like IRS or DMV contact you to send these gift cards for fines you owe because of warrant out for your arrest."

I don’t need to remind my California mutuals to vote. You all know the drill. But if you’ve got friends who haven’t, talk to ’em! Give ’em a paw. This stuff matters, and sometimes folks need a nudge. Make today matter! #Vote

What really bothers me most, when they rattle off the list of side-effects in drug commercials, is when they say "Don't take This Shit if you're allergic to This Shit." Like that line more than anything feels like we're snatching food directly out of Natural Selection's mouth.

Gonna do this one at my next karaoke night just to untie the audience in discomfort and anger.

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

This looks like if they remade The Warriors as a Mary Poppins-style musical.

Explain your OC's power with a GIF.

"Beeembo." Say "Beeembo." Go on, say it. Say "Beeembo". I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!! ("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")

YEET

Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

I think the Gen X version of this was a couple years where I listened to Pink Floyd's "The Wall" a lot.

The free public release of Devil's Gambit episode 11 is finally publicly available on itch! 12K, new sprites, new CGs, enjoy! roddio.itch.io/devils-gambi... #devilsgambit

Me: [...] My brain: [ . . . ] Me: [...] My brain: Oh, yeah, a Face/Off remake with Josh Gad and Harvey Guillén. Me: Wh... What? My brain: That's what I was trying to think of last Wednesday. Sorry, go on.

RIP to a legend.

I’m possessed by an insatiable desire to make puns it seems

Saw this and thought of @yennix.bsky.social

Wait, what? There's no J in the Italian alphabet.

Which really sucks, because I was hoping we'd just have drugs for that.

this is an ad I think more people need to see.

This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.

I really want tonight's Kimmel show to have a running gag of people randomly getting raptured.

I like ethnic food, but I do have a few limits. Plus the fact they didn't call this Pikastew is almost criminal.

Maybe this is what they saw people eating in Springfield?

Never thought I'd ask this, but could I just get the NFT instead?

I was both turned on and disturbed by how few of these squares I was unwilling to check.

Note to self: A "Body by CRISPR" T-shirt with extra arm holes sewn on. OK back to sleep.

Gghhjggghggh JA I will have all your babies. Dear lord, what a game guys. 💓💓💓💓💓💓🙌

The Piss Pig machines were all either shorted out, occupied or "ew".

Oh I see you you sultry little bitch. I'm not gonna fall for those bedroom eyes again. For much.

Extra credit question: This GSR walkway belongs in: A) a Kubrick movie B) a Wes Anderson movie C) a Hype Williams video D) A 60s acid flashback E) Some of the above F) All of the above except some G) E and F only

The one other Reich I think they should add would only bring minimal changes.

Portrait by Teaselbone

I feel like a lot of people know ELO from Mr. Blue Sky and their mid- to late-era hits like that, but not nearly enough people have ever heard their earlier material when they were a couple meter changes away from being prog/art rock giants. Please enjoy.

It's all within a day's drive if you aren't a little bitch.

50 years ain't bad. Most people on fire only live for a few minutes.

One of the most obnoxious things about ADHD is waiting 15 minutes to find out if this cup of coffee will perk you up or put you to sleep.

Don't... post... headlines like this three months before it happens, y'assholes. The fact it's Tuesday is the only reason I didn't just blindly go do it.

spankpls.com/bdsm-test This is the least surprising result ever. I'm a bear.

Scott Pilgrim and the Fifth Element come to mind, of course, but I wanna give a shout out to Push with Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning from 2009.

Obligatory for panel 3.