Welcome home, gay Bowser~<3

Ah fuck, I missed Black Friday again this year.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

It Chrismas. Merr Chrismas.

I love these guys.

Whenever we have a blackout and I'm sitting around in the dark, I think of how my ancestors just used to live like this. Like, all the time. Christ, what a bunch of fucking morons.

I just realized how much the cell towers are struggling with all the mobile devices suddenly dropping off their home Wi-Fi networks.

I still think Fancy-Ass™ would be a great name for a grocery brand.

If you see this, WE IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Can I just forward this to my therapist? It'd really explain things much more quickly and thoroughly than my usual stammering.

* slips his arms around you from behind* *rumbles low* * slips his fingers under your shirt, slowly reaching up* * rakes an idle fang lightly down the ridge of your ear* * whispers* "Mon chat Splash gît sur mon lit a bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky. Quant à moi, peu dormi, vidé, brimé."

What is your all time favorite Christmas movie?

Do you think he gets to use the carpool lane?

Requiem for a Dream is the obvious answer, so I'll put a plug in for a movie not as many people have heard about, but should: Miracle Mile imdb.com/title/tt0097...

🎾🐶 #Mff

i love that Michael Cera has always been ride or die for Paul Dano lmao

Well that's frickin' weird. The entire event's been scrubbed from the USGS website. What the hell, did somebody trip over the seismograph or something? I know I didn't hallucinate it because there was an article in the SF Chron about it: www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...

Just got an alert for a 5.9 quake about 20 miles SE of Reno. That's pretty strong for that area. Hope everybody up there is OK.

Fresh paint.

Aw man, I've wanted to do "In C" at a con for years! Unfortunately I'm not doing MFF this year, but folks who are should check this out -- it's gonna be a blast.

Eh, I'll check it out later.

Look at that glare. There's nothing about the Grinch's two bags that's vanilla.

I am kinda diggin' the way this has faded, but it still may be time to throw another coat of paint on the roof.

Nice routings, SWA. San Jose to Boise via SoCal and Oakland? Why not use a catapult and skip the first two legs?

Somebody please just throw a bunch of money at the Wachowskis and make this happen.

Is there such a thing as semi-seedless grapes or did those rat bastard grocery dweebs fuckin' lie to me?

Peter Gabriel (Toronto, Air Canada Centre) SARSstock (Toronto, Downsview Airport) The Postal Service (Reno, GSR) Mindless Self-Indulgence (SF, The Fillmore) Röyksopp (Toronto, The Opera House) Bonus: Philip Glass' Einstein on the Beach (Berkeley, Zellerback Hall)

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to: Pink Floyd David Bowie SARSstock Led Zeppelin Nirvana

Thankful for another dinner with my liberal/progressive family, where we all sit around and yell at each other in violent agreement.

Age is just a number. The problem is for some of us it's a big fuckin' number.

Note to self: Just because you know where the ear plug container is does not mean you know where the ear plugs are. Related: on stage (officially) soon: Rocket.

The Orthodox drum fill gets me every time.

Harsh to call it the worst ever, but I would agree that, viewed as a comedy, the Nativity is a bit dry. There was only so much they could do with the "shitty gifts for a baby" motif while holding on to a G rating.

I can't pick just one, so here's the Runner-Up:

Meanwhile we've got almost the opposite: the same temp within a few degrees for the next 18 hours.

Sometimes I miss having real weather.

A talentless rock band that only does really bad covers of New Romantic hits called Durian Durian.

Available in new, exciting flavors like Spandex and Box Office Poison.

Such talented people! Furry is really full of talent, great artists, musicians, fursuit makers. You name it. What a great community!

I need a version of the shirt that says FAT TITS BIG GUT (Wasn't asked.)

10/10 take. No notes.

Album cover of the year dropping soon. motrik.bandcamp.com/album/earth

"And don't be surprised if government agencies like IRS or DMV contact you to send these gift cards for fines you owe because of warrant out for your arrest."

I don’t need to remind my California mutuals to vote. You all know the drill. But if you’ve got friends who haven’t, talk to ’em! Give ’em a paw. This stuff matters, and sometimes folks need a nudge. Make today matter! #Vote

What really bothers me most, when they rattle off the list of side-effects in drug commercials, is when they say "Don't take This Shit if you're allergic to This Shit." Like that line more than anything feels like we're snatching food directly out of Natural Selection's mouth.

Gonna do this one at my next karaoke night just to untie the audience in discomfort and anger.

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.