*Cackles, finding a new way to do ~nefarious~ things*

There's a bird outside that is making a caw. Like, human-like voice mockery of it "CAW. CAW. CAW." It's kinda like Matilda, the board game based on the book based on the movie based on the book.

What a horrible night to have a curse...

I dare not mark this with text else it becomes discoverable.

*Puts tissue paper in his nose to change the pitch of his voice* WHAT'S UP GAY-MURRS? TODAY I ASKED MYSELF THE QUESTION, CAN I BEAT X GAME WITHOUT JUMPING? HERE'S A WORD FROM MY SPONSOR!" *4 minutes of ads later* "OKAY, SO I WAS THINKING OF HOW TO DO IT, AND THERE'S THIS MOD YOU CAN INSTALL THAT-"

I am in love with helioboard. "Oh, I auto corrected but you just pressed backspace? I guess you meant vore and not vote then. Okay, I'll not autocorrect that word until your next enter/send keypress." SO GOOD. EVERYTHING I WANT. NO AI, JUST HUMAN MADE SCRIPTING~<3 Fuck the ai ass fork tho.

I'm still getting messages from people asking "...did you send an invite for --that valve hero shooter-- game? Thanks! I wanted to play it since I've been seeing all the porn of Billy the goat!" ...My dudes. I mass sent beta invites back in 2025 because it had glitched and given me 400 codes. X3

...I swear, some anime love to put in that really shitty 60 polygons total CGI horse in there as a way to lower your expectations of the entire show. "Ahh yes, without the contrasting agent this pile of poo brings I would not have the ability to appreciate the depth and beauty of this nearby art."

*Looks left* ... *Looks right* ... *Whispers loudly* Rᴇʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛʜᴏʟᴇ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ

Something I kinda hate when planning out characters as NPCs or general TTRPG is trying to look up builds and ideas. Like, it's always gross when its just "LEVEL 20 GOD TEIR BUILD!!1!" or just a build that is "DO 100 DAMAGE IN 1 ROUNDDDD!" When what I'm looking for is "What's an example career path?"

Slippy, no!

Do I • Spend an hour cooking chicken and rice • Spend 4 minutes microwaving chikki nuggies ...I'm leanin' towards the latter. I did chicken and rice earlier this week and though I have a new recipe I'm not in a cleaning mood.

I've been playing "Casualties: Unknown" because of a glowing un-recommendation. It's dark. Very dark. Made in Abyss dark. Premise just as uncomfortable. So uncomfortable I have to stop playing for a bit after I've accidentally caused another gruesome failed run with whimpers and pain. And I love it.

*Sighs* Almost done with the fixes. Still need to install/configure underclocking my CPU since I have one of those Intel chips where they gaslit everyone for 2+ years saying that they were fine and No. No they were not. Kept me in the DDD until warranty ran out. Underclocking is 'a fix'. :T

Observation I'm not sure I should share My no-crotch-bulge vore pics tend to get reported as 'adult' much more than the fatfur pics of me in underwear sporting a fullmast camping trip. Still not sure if I should share, just kinda an observation. Parse theories as ya like; I already have my own.

I think the worst part in trying to fix all the broken apps and such this update has caused is the knowledge that I can't just uninstall it: the damage has been done and unknow values have been changed. Can't just 'roll back' it either as that's a temp fix that only lasts until the next restart. Fuk

*Sighs* If the new new NEW broken update didn't break the screenshot tool, I'd show a picture of all the new new NEW apps that have been auto installed How much is LinkedIn paying microslop to be associated with their dumpster fire updates?

That awkward moment when yih realize it meant AM and not PM. "The June Windows update is 20% coded by AI!" We can tell. We can all tell.

*Sighs* I try not to get angry when doing coop gaming, but some people are just denser than osmium. I already complained about the derpness of leaving 50 baby adds that throw fireballs alive to take constant chip damage that can't be recovered, but today's fuckup will be presented as a quiz:

Oh. That's why everything's been running like shit recently. "Critical security update" my ass.

Reading isakai manhwa and I just want to say Stop telling me the main character's isakai. I'd rather know the original romance novel story they got reincarnated into. Seriously! It seems way more interesting than "I'm god in this medieval monster-filled world because I KNOW HOW TO MAKE MAYONNAISE!"

Things I wish were common knowledge in gaming: • Only do Scorched Earth if it's required • If you must kill everything to finish a fight: take care of the weaklings first. Leave Tohou to Tohou players • If you do the bare minimum of what's expected of your class you'll be better than most players.

*Spots a cooking recipe via youtube* Fucking AI. At least fucking proofread you piece of shit lazy ass creator. It regurgitated part of the prompt as it says "Cooking macro" in the directions. And what the fuck is a brown onion? Even search is going "Do you mean yellow onion, or caramelized onion?"

Oh thaaaaaat's why 33 Immortals is hitting so many of my feel-good buttons. It's by the peeps who did SpiritFarer, but less the story aspect and more their brand of grind that I like. Yannow, the "You have freedom to do whatever, we're not gonna keep ya, but we're also gonna have hidden mechanics.

... *Peers left* .... *Peers right* ...code is 019ec7f2-86c5-600d-5df8-2e9cfe319423 , message me for the one missing mod from the list. R2modman is better than thunderstore and overwolf for this, but they all point to thunderstore anyways.

So I know I'm not into the same things as many others, but there's so many 'big names' where I have never heard of them until they do something shitty like record in the suicide forest or stealing from charities via mock-PR stunts and it makes me wonder Where the fuck did they crawl out from?

someone on tumblr said it better than i could

When I was young, around 8, my favorite birthday cake was German chocolate. I have siblings though, and apparently I'm the only one in my family who actually likes coconut, so for many years up (until my 20s) my cake of choice was strawberry. That was deemed too childish and my fav swapped again.

Happy Skunk day~ *Tail cobras*

I'm outta mitts

I need cake baking advice: Is it better to use a stand mixer to mix cake batter, or use your spatula+arm? I feel like the latter is better, as I can identify spots that haven't fully mixed and can focus-beat those down, and have more of a whip and add more air. But.... ✨~Lazymode Stand Mixer~✨💖💖💖

Super Mario RPG (Switch, 2023)

...Oh. That's what the current news was distracting from. June 3rd's elevated war level. Well fuk.

...I just wanted to see how high I could build. ;_;

*Sighs* So I watch Youtube shorts and recently I've been seeing AI of Hunter X Hunter. It's offsetting as it takes 6 to 7 seconds to notice and that's long enough for monetization/the-algorithm to go "OH, YOU LIKE DIS, RIGHT?" It starts with 5 seconds of actual animation cells, then suddenly ~SLOP~.

New forced windows update New reminder that I need to get off this shitty operating system. Is it really so hard to add a button for an older layout? Gamefaqs did it, and they're a 90s website. A 90s website is better than Microsoft.

...looking at the entire image its even worse than what peeps have already been saying. • No cohesive style • Proportion nightmare • Looks akin to bootleg pikachu I'm going to look up more details, but hoooley shit what the fuck are they thinking.

Finishing up my voting research, and sure enough its hard because of fucking so many private interests Of note: * The guy who spent 4 mil out of his pocket to siphon votes * The lady who half-ranted in her answers instead of giving an answer * A literal filmmaker who's bitching about unions

Someone left a delicious looking phone for me when I went to the kitchen to snab a snack.

Recently I learned a new summoning spell. It doesn't call on a divine being of great power. Nor a cute fairy or animal companion. It gets some sweaty vibe coder coming into my replies going "Well achtually" and causing psychic damage before fucking off back into whatever basement it crawled from.

Remember to do your part and make scrapers collect innane info/'facts' every chance you get. They don't understand comedy, and even if they figure it out and put you on a filter, you'll have still made friends smile~<3

Something I don't understand on this 'war on porn' is how often companies will bend to the ultra prudes by blocking all content sent by anything they may perceive as adult when... It's easier and more cost effective to just identify a prude and limit their vision on posts. More money/everyone wins!

Testing something. Lemme know if ya see my self re--(...toot? Whatever it's called here) in a second. I think it got shadow banned.