This!

To no one’s surprise, the records show that tRump visited the possible location of Earhart‘s remains in the Kiribati islands multiple times with Jeffrey Epstein and several underage girls. Someone named “Bubba” is also mentioned. #ReleaseTheFiles www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

Insane emails released, and also the Taskmaster finale. what an excellent day among the morass of shit.

The Ass Crack Bandit mourns the loss of the coin he got his start with as a young child. @communiess.bsky.social @abedgummer2025.bsky.social

This really happened: I paused the show, and Professor Slater’s mouth looked a ltitle like the Human Being’s. Coincidentally, the episode was Communication Studies, which prominently features the Human Being delivering valentines. @communiess.bsky.social @abedgummer2025.bsky.social

The court also fined Kim Davis $2.3 million, claiming her hairstyle is a crime against humanity.

This time Billy gets stuck in the chimney. www.cinemablend.com/movies/greml...

I’ve seen this film…

Hell yeah! Pious hypocrite Kim Davis, the least christian of all christians, can go back to her hillbilly (current) husband and die a miserable, shameful death…hopefully after a lot of pain and suffering.

It was my birthday yesterday. 🎂 We couldn’t decide between L Street or the Red Door, so we ended up at Peg Leg Pablo’s. My spouse wanted to go to Señor Kevin’s but the manager and I are enemies. It actually was my birthday, but I’m old and poor so we celebrated at home. @communiess.bsky.social

This article says this will be Sigourney‘s fourth major franchise. They forgot she starred in one of the best Star Trek films, Galaxy Quest, making this her fifth franchise. screenrant.com/sigourney-we...

This article is wrong in its basic premise but correct about one thing. The correct thing is that Community was a far better show. The harsh truth is that TBBT was racist, misogynistic and ableist. MASH being a more iconic show is a given. @communiess.bsky.social screenrant.com/mash-cbs-sit...

It’ll probably be $2,000 of Trump branded merch (made in China, of course) that he charges the government $3,000 for. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Hey @wilwheaton.net - here’s a nice shoutout article for one of your films! I’ll have to revisit it again. www.cinemablend.com/streaming-ne...

Twitter briefly blocked me for suspicious activity for calling Gregory Bovino a c*nt. I guess there’s been a lot of that happening lately. Is that right @homelandgov.bsky.social? 🤣 I bet @govpritzker.illinois.gov would love to call him that too, but JB’s got way more class than me. 👏

The Empires in Foundation are named Cleon, which was what I named the first doggo I adopted. My Cleon, however, was named after the founder/leader of The Warriors.

Nice.

Maths!

We kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs. @communiess.bsky.social @communityeveryday.bsky.social @abedgummer2025.bsky.social www.reuters.com/world/georgi...

Given all the lies about Zohran Mamdani & what it means to be a democratic socialist, this is apropos.

What a great day. Voters showed America still wants a democracy, Dick Cheney went to hell, and my favorite baker won #GBBO!

The Onion went hard on this one.

When did The Onion become non-fiction?

Stephen Miller in his natural form. www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...

I was in the mood for mayhem, gore, and Bruce Campbell quips, so I’m revisiting this excellent series on its 10th anniversary. I wholeheartedly recommend this gem to horror fans. www.imdb.com/title/tt4189...

Sadly, like Virginia Giuffre. Apologies for being crass but I felt this needed to be said. #ReleaseTheFiles

🤣😂🤣

Back when I was still active on Twitter and the awesome Luis Guzmán retweeted me. 😍 #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #LuisGuzman @communiess.bsky.social @abedgummer1983.bsky.social @communityeveryday.bsky.social

I disagree that it’s the AI that makes Alien timely. I think it’s the union workers that die because the mega corporation Weyland-Yutani values profit over their lives. screenrant.com/alien-1979-m...

I like math, so here’s a scenario: Using Trump’s $40 billion (I mean our $), and the history of 74% of the 36 million registered voters in Argentina voting, Milei could guarantee he wins the election by giving ~$3,000 to each person to vote for him. That’s over six months of average income.

Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier https://theonion.com/nation-s-nutritionists-confirm-mini-versions-of-food-nu-1819580287/

NEED! www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Kristi Noem should dress up as Corey Lewandowski so she can go fuck herself. @homelandgov.bsky.social #ICE #HomelandSecurity #Resist

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social: Please be ready when this is completed. You’re our only hop. #Resist #Trump

I love it when MAGA eats their own. newrepublic.com/maz/post/202...

Trump said “I have plenty of teenage employees at Mar-a-Lago now that I don’t have to sell them to my best friend Jeffrey.” apple.news/AqQJsmQnPQ8G...

Jim Morrison was a poet and a prophet. #NoKings #Chicago #Portland #Resist #FrogStrong #Hop #DemVoices #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace @50501movement.bsky.social

Elizabeth Warren never slips up when talking. This is fierce AF. www.threads.com/@nick_from_i...

Dan Harmon has leveled up by achieving a written spit-take reaction. @communiess.bsky.social @abedgummer2025.bsky.social @communityeveryday.bsky.social

In law enforcement parlance, this is called the “half-Homan” www.syracuse.com/politics/cny...

Everyone complicit with Epstein should be sent to GenPop on Riker’s. Once there, these scumbags should experience the same things as the women/girls whose lives they destroyed. “Hey Donny - it’s time for Big Bubba’s massage. Dress sexy, grab the oil, and come to the special room.” #ReleaseTheFiles

Trump nominees are hilarious. “He was joking” “The texts were manipulated” “The context was omitted” “He was being satirical“ “It was AI” “Someone is just out to get him” These asshats can’t even stick with the first five lies. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

It’s wrong to celebrate when someone gets hurt…except when it happens to a little bitch like this.

Worst Hair Club for Men ad ever. #DonaldTrump #JavierMilei #Argentina #NoKings #EpsteinFiles

The Dick Turpin special The Night of the Werebear assembled the greatest guest cast I’ve ever seen.

I have a recommendation for the next president (that is assuming we still have free & fair elections in 2028). Turn the ridiculous WH ballroom into an unhoused shelter for 2SLGBTQIA+ teens. It could be funded by pawning what I assume will be an absurdly amount of tacky gold accents. Who’s with me?

The fish held the top spot until Trump’s brain was weighed during his last annual yet semi-annual physical.

Q: If Charlie Kirk was alive today, what would he be doing? A: Clawing at the inside of his coffin…while blaming trans folks. Thank you - I’m here all week. Try the veal.

Who else remembers landlines, and if you were expecting a call & it rang you yelled “I got it” so no one else would pick up?