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you STOLE fizzy lifting drinks
6 months ago
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In every life i would play toys with you
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which of your ocs are kiki and which are bouba
2 days ago
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WE'RE GETTING NEW SHAMPOO CHAIRS AT WORK YAAAAAAA
3 days ago
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ugh what a day.... need a smoke...
3 days ago
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i love asking my cats "why do you hate mommy?" bc of how little they care whenever they knock some shit over
3 days ago
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i only have 2 clients today so i think im gonna stop by the animal shelter to be like Show me the mf who keeps tagging bunnies as rats
4 days ago
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ive been looking at shelters for rats butmy local shelter for some reason INCESSANTLY tags bunnies as rats?!?!?!?
4 days ago
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do yall remember angus thongs and perfect snogging. i just had a vivid flashback of watching that at a middle/elementary school slumber party
4 days ago
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hoooly moly this problem w my license is giving me so much anxiety why does shit like this have to be so complicated
5 days ago
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matts dad is getting married again whaaaaat. and theyre stealing our thunder and doing it before ours πππ
5 days ago
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump π§ββοΈππΎ
7 months ago
Me whenever you won't kill me like I asked you to
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7 days ago
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what do you MEAN i tripped the breaker i only had my computer, my space heater, my humidifier, and my air purifier going all on the same circuit !!!
8 days ago
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7 hrs straight no break doing hair now i have to host a party (guys its okay)
9 days ago
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i ran for 22 minutes straight today and did ALMOST 2 miles! im getting so much better
10 days ago
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@moimememort.bsky.social
inspired me to do a salon auβ¦
10 days ago
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sage and fennel are So light that they can walk across my keyboard without pressing any of the keys its so crazy..
10 days ago
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every time i write laith im like oh yeahhhhh he Does have really terrible undiagnosed and unacknowledged anxiety
10 days ago
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its SO funny how different rats are from each other. i just gave violet her medicine and she HATED it and was SO MAD AT ME then i went to give lavender hers and she LUNGED for the syringe and drank all that shit up like it was a treat. same medicines and rats from the same litter
10 days ago
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okay waaaiittt their shapes are fucked up cuz we dont have real piping bags but LOOK!!! THEY HAVE FEET!!!! me and matt are on top of the world rn
12 days ago
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i will often give discounts for my blowouts if you dont have that much hair/were very sweeties to me but if you pmo you get full priceπ
12 days ago
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Ian
13 days ago
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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soooo crazy how nobody cares that man door hand hook car door
14 days ago
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please dont write lines about daan, a 28 year old, "getting old" or his joints cracking bc hes so old. jesus christ. im going tothrow up
14 days ago
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turns out the gym by me rules bc its 90% old people so im not intimidated by gymbros all anyones doing here is just trying to keep the cartiladge in their knees
15 days ago
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fujoplasty
16 days ago
he soived
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putting on my spooky ambient horror soundscapes to write my oc porn
17 days ago
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maybe it coz im an oldhead jerma viewer but i find the running joke of the past few years that hes like a psycho or whatever to be very unfunny and EXTREMELY overdone. it is done to DEATH
17 days ago
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babies LOVE to smile and wave at me. im especially enjoying this baby at the cafe whos mom is talking to it like an adult and cheersing drinks with it π
17 days ago
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Pregame Empire
18 days ago
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
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whenever i get my hands on a hammer and some nails
18 days ago
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im probly using savage worlds for my next campaign and found the combat cheat sheet i made for the last time i ran savage worlds and its fire. thank you past ollie
18 days ago
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i have been thinking about running a dg fewshot on the dg server but what if really annoying people join it :( but also i got it like 1/2 written before we TPK'd ocell and i wanna run it π©
18 days ago
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this Sorcery! playthru is so fucked cuz its my first one and idk what im doing. cant wait to restart but i Gotta see it thru to my fucked up first ending. im having funger and patho flashbacks
18 days ago
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Morg
21 days ago
happy december
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me while googling various zodiac sign compatibilities between me and my friends ocs
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18 days ago
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talking to my coworkers who have dogs as a cat person
19 days ago
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Apparently 2 years ago there was an issue with my payment for my cos license and it was somehow printed and mailed to me but not valid....for the last 2 years....im hopefully getting it sorted out now but the guy on the phone was like thank god you've just been assisting π±
21 days ago
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Charles Entertainment Cheese
23 days ago
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reaaally fucked up that if you have a bad day at work you still have to go in the next day. they should find a way around this.
23 days ago
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broke my never cried at work streak -____- BAD day
24 days ago
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so how tf is my brand new phone screen already have 2 cracks in it when i dropped my old one 5000 times in 5 years and only on the 5001st time did it shatter
24 days ago
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Ogh fuck no its the time of year when the neighbors directly outside my window put strobing lights on their front door fuuuuuuck off
24 days ago
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hosted tday dinner for 9 ppl And made a turkey for the first time and it all turned out good no one can fuck with me
24 days ago
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Flapjacks π¦¦
25 days ago
It's that day again
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
26 days ago
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Erin Mk-II π³οΈββ§οΈ
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Best part abt being a hairstylist is you make friends with a bunch of other hairstylists then you get ur hair done for freeeeeee
26 days ago
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i am SIMPLY trying to find one of my favorite screenshots of all time
26 days ago
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Julie
29 days ago
announcer ritually chanting the horse's name "GOD I NEED A FAVOR"
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