Look what’s back in stock at the bookstore! #HeatedRivalry

BingQiu #svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #クズ悪役の自己救済システム #冰秋

BRB, have to go dry my tears from episode 6 of #HeatedRivalry

Anyone else trying to steal read danmei whilst surrounded by family?

Santa is real! (it’s me, I’m Santa)

I don’t know how many times I’m going to watch episode 5 of #HeatedRivalry, but I know it’s going to be a big number.

Congrats to Australia, this is really cool! report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/

State Department Reinstates Times New Roman Font Over DEI Concerns https://theonion.com/state-department-reinstates-times-new-roman-font-over-dei-concerns/

But also the yearning.

Thought I had successfully pilled my cat and then later found it discreetly (or perhaps vengefully) stuck to a pillow.

youtube.com/watch?v=oFiq... Sometimes people are just so great.

Had a staff meeting today that was both so demotivating and enraging that I just want to lie down on my floor and dissociate.

theonion.com/what-to-know... I love the Onion so much

That feeling when you get a crossword clue because you read a lot of explicit fanfic.

youtube.com/watch?v=j1tv... Please listen to this brilliant song by Pillow Fite.

Once again sobbing over Married Thrice to a Salted Fish.

Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores? We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.

Why do I have to adult when all I really want to do is fujoshi the fuck out.

I don’t quite understand why people read/watch a BL that’s labelled as toxic, and then complain about the ML being toxic.

No disrespect to those who go there, but every time I read an a/b/o fic where a character goes ‘breed me, alpha’ my eyelid spasms. Sir, you are not a chihuahua.

Once again, I just have to SY what a fucking delight Legend of Exorcism is.

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

Ok, so there seems to be a new trend amongst younger fanfic writers of using the word ‘member’ to refer to men’s d1cks and I just can’t. It’s so 80s bodice ripper to me.

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

I just finished watching Khemjira episode 9, and I am not ok.

What kind of treat bag do I have to shake to coax fanfic authors into writing for #DesireTheSeries ?

This is how I’m doing so far. Others?

How is everyone mentally preparing for ao3 being offline for maintenance?

Filters are good. Censorship is bad. Just let us play with our blorbos.

Fuck censorship #Blueskycensorship

Here's the message I sent in You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"! 3/🧵

Not safe for work 🦈 #art #shark #comic

The upcoming proposed rules surrounding NSFW art are bad and the Bsky mod team should feel bad. Fellow artists: Remember that even if you don't make NSFW art, rules like these eventually come back to bite us all, especially if we make works about queerness.

#RakutenViki just air episod 13 of #DesireTheSeries already. The world is such a dumpster fire, give me my a/b/o. I need it for health reasons.

Ngl, my little nerdy pedant heart is chuffed that my most popular tweet was about punctuation.

Can we, as a society, just talk about what a banger Cyberpunk is? #Ateez #Cyberpunk

News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.

Ok, maybe I am being a grumpy old person, but what is with all the edits where the text is right in the centre of the screen thus obscuring people’s faces? Can’t I have the visuals and the text?

Oh HELL yes

Just read a fic where an impending orgasm was described as ‘the cliff of ecstasy’ and a noise escaped my mouth.

Word of the day is ‘tamalou’: a French name for an older person who no longer greets their friends with ‘how was your holiday?, but with ‘t’as mal où ?’, ‘where does it hurt?’. There follows an enthusiastic account of aches and pains and doctor’s appointments.

Did not predict myself watching ep 4 of Khemjira and weeping, but here we are. #Khemjira

If you need a break from the horrors, I highly recommend ‘the cat distribution system’ by ScarlettStorm (@scarlettohairdye). It is both hilarious and sweet. I want to keep it in my pocket as an emotional support fic. archiveofourown.org/works/69640601 #WangXian #ScarlettStorm

More teakettle noises. #DesireTheSeries

Teakettle noises.

This is Archibald. He's been holding in a sneeze since last September. Finally let it loose. 13/10 bless you buddy

I am so grateful to fanfic writers. I just have one tiny request. Please, for the love of all things slutty, stop referring to main characters as ‘the older male’ or ‘the taller man’, or ‘the brunette’, etc.