lil ragtag adventuring party. u got the druid, paladin, warlock, and fighter

Hammer Now feeling the temptation to muse The Grinning Knight/Fantasy AU Madhouse Mike because I. LOVE. ARMORS. And I love my silly green guy and I I I—

Hammer Still on hiatus but fantasy au Mike is just too good not to share. Squid out there mixing the silly ghost with another thing I love: armors 😭💚

he's fun to doodle

haunted armor

Hammer Oops, well, hehe, this is awkward. I can't tell why, or if it's just tiredness, but I've been unable to RP at all. It just won't come out but I don't feel burnout or anything. Just. Not happening. So I have no idea when I'll be back. Just that it looks like it's gonna be a long hiatus.

SNEEZE! ... Huh... Guess he can sneeze.

Hammer Still dealing with migraines 💀. Avoiding screens and noises as much as I can, sorry for disappearing TwT

antares If you ever think a character is 'too far from canon' I would like to remind you this is the same character and people still love him apparently

Have a big ol' ghost smile for #SmileSunday 💚 🎨: Squidinu

"..." It finally weighted in: Alistair had been mourning him. For almost a decade. Blaming himself. Mike tilted his head down, cap hiding his eyes again. Now it was his turn for feeling some... guilt. For dying? Not like he did that on purpose, right? ... Right? But, soon enough, the ghoul +

"... You're settled on getting me instead of someone better, huh? Well, don't come later to say I didn't warn you!" And yet, he was grinning, arms on akimbo, and slightly glowing, though he didn't realize that last part. He remembered the cans, looking down at them. "... Damn, I should've +

"But... I'm not that guy anymore..." Mike was still flustered, but also... Sad. What if he disappointed Al? What if he wasn't good enough? What if...? "L-look! Can we just take it slow? Get to know each other? I'm at a disadvantage here, yannow?" Slowly, the ghoul uncovered his face, smirking. +

Aaand there it was the poor ghost, covering his face directly with his hand this time. "Al... Damn, ya could do better than me." "Raise your damn standars..." He mumbled the last part.

Mike was relieved that Alistair wasn't upset at him, but still the ghost couldn't believe his ears. The vampire... Had been in love with him? No! With his past self! The disgusting piece of meat and bones! He wasn't that guy anymore! Still... The ghoul lost focus, losing his consistence and the +

... Mike let out a laugh. "Wow! Ya really are a freakster! Want an auto—?" Then, the ghoul stopped himself, staring at Alistair. The way he was looking, how he said that... The smile disappeared from his face. "... You ain't joking... are ya?"

"What?" Mike blinked, staring at Alistair. Did he understand well? Should he ask, or just pretend he didn't hear that? No, it was too late for that last part. His 'what' had been too audible. Still, the ghoul looked confused, more than anything.

"Eh. I mean, ya were just my landlord." Mike already accepted it, shrugging. "I forgive ya, okay? Not like I remember, but sure ya would do more if you were sure I was 'bout to die. Heck, maybe I didn't even know." Another sip. "Don't overthink it too much, okay? I'm here! Free at last!"

Mike blinked as he looked at Alistair, not expecting that. The ghost shook his head. “Hey, it's okay! You weren't the one who introduced me to this drink and indirectly ruined my life and killed me.” He was still smiling, but... The resentment was clear, just not against the vampire.

“Aww! Why not?” He pouted with the first comment, soon smiling again with another sip.

👻Madhouse Eats Glass: VA: Desert Pogona Art: Squidinu youtu.be/A2xG8KJig80?...

🧊"HEE-HO!!!"🎃

Sounds of clearing throat. 🎙️HEE-HO!]

// response to something i saw on my tl but just in case anyone didn't know bc i don't usually post things about this: if you are in support of AI art please do not interact with me. don't follow me. personals are included with this. you are not scraping my page for art.

Hammer Damn, there's a bunch of eldritch horrors fighting in my TL, and me here wishing I had the energies and the time to join or have also a big fight with Amackai TwT. I miss getting my immortal lizard into fights fkakfj.

Signal os whirring back to life. 🎙️Aaah, now that's better! Hello, freaksters, and welcome back to Elkhorn County Radio! This is your host Madhouse Mike.] 🎙️Remember: don't invade a haunted area unless you were invited~. And careful with using brainrot language. Why?]

[ LEGGING IT TF OUT OF THERE. ]

He was already chased out by a certain pink dog man.

Majora suddenly places his mouth near @mikemadhouse.bsky.social’s mic, and… “Skibidi Ohio, gyattless fucks~”

🎙️EVERYONE OUT OF MY RADIO STATION RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING FULL POLTERGEIST!] 🎙️... Waitaminute I'm already the poltergeist here!] BOSS FIGHT MUSIC STARTS PLAYING—

🎙️—at the hell am I picking here? “Brainrot”? Made up words that hurt to hear? What is WRONG with everyo—wait are we life?] Sounds of clearing throat. 🎙️Hello again, ghouls and souls! Your host Madhouse Mike is back with more news from the Multiverse!]

antares The original design for context btw :)

🎙️Gooood evening freaksters! This is your host Madhouse Mike LIVE at Elkhorn County Radio.] 🎙️It seems like we're facing yet another wave of the “marketable plushie” curse! And there's still no way to avoid it unless it doesn't exist a plush of yourself in the Multiverse.] 🎙️Careful, my listeners!]

hammer I'm still taking a break due to health (physical and mental) reasons, but there's something I'd like to announce and get out, so people have time to assimilate it. I'm gonna be honest: When I decided to muse Madhouse Mike, I never expected to have different muns interested in shipping him +

“As the master of the Ivory Pagoda...”

hammer I think I figured out one of my sources of stress. I'll continue the break from this account a little more while I meditate about it, because I know some people won't like my choice... But I need to think about how far is affecting my mental health and run it with friends first.

Hammer I don't know what happened, but now my pinned answers are upside down and the pinned itself ruined 😭😭😭

Hammer Not having a good time mentally speaking. Weekend didn't do anything, too tired to do anything. May take a small break. Sorry.

Hammer Not having a good time mentally speaking. Weekend didn't do anything, too tired to do anything. May take a small break. Sorry.

hammer I swear if someone actually makes a Robyn Hart account from Cryptid Crush that wanna ship with Mike I would be OH SO HAPPY 🥰 Nothing against my current shipping partners, I LOVE YOU ALL I SWEAR. I'M JUST WEAK FOR THE CANON COUPLE AND AWAWAWAWAWAHDSBDHJA

hammer STILL LOVING THIS SO MUCH IS SO CUTE THEY'RE SO ADORABLE IALSKDJFBSLHJFAWAWWAWAWWA THEY BRING ME SO MUCH JOY😭😭😭💖💖💖