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Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

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Harry Styles!

10/10 take. no notes

The motto of the modern tech industry is "You can just do things to people"

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

Zuck is a disgraceful human full-stop. Imagine for a moment this was happening to girls on a platform you controlled and rather than reform, you lie to congress to allow yourself to continue to profit from it. He is trash.

Happy #Caturday y’all! May you never tire of outspinning your own tails 🖤

I have never bawled my head off from watching dance before, but this had me sobbing uncontrollably. This tribute to Renee Good & Alex Pretti dipicting #ICELawlessness is something EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN NEEDS TO SEE! Bravo to the dancers of Hungryman Productions & choreographer Mathew Steffens!

If this post gets 1000 likes I will buy this $80 basket shaped like a frog. (Please don't like. I absolutely should not buy it)

BREAKING: We’ve just received sensitive information from one of our operatives (cats) in the field (bed) Please use your best judgement with how you share & use this valuable intel!!

Caturday 🖤💛🖤💛🖤

Love is Blind Ohio

So sad to report that sweet, sassy Fatty passed away peacefully in his home last night. Fatty was a Carolina Wren who nested on our porch year-round for almost 3 years. We even made him his own FATTYS HOME wreath to claim his territory. He was beloved and will be missed. RIP Fatty 🤎

Carpe doom

if you say mmmm I love it even though you don’t love it, it’s salad.

Reminder that this is an excellent movie about samurai culture because Ghost Dog follows the "Hagakure" which was written in peace and romanticized an era of warfare that the author had no firsthand knowledge about, and it's the adherence to this made-up codex that results in Ghost Dog's downfall.

Gêmeos

The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions! This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...

Eagerly awaiting the news that Mitch McConnell has made his final slither back into the cloaca from whence he came 🤞🤞🤞

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell's loose neck skin suddenly gives way, jiggles all the way to testicle level. maybe full of turtle eggs. we just don't know.

Hope everyone has the Caturday they deserve #caturday

Starting a rewatch of Schitts Creek

I will not be taking questions at this time 💋 🪩 🎟️

#Birdoftheday #eyecontact

Something that soothes me is watching official/technical documentaries about the making of great movies Can recommend: - The Thing - Alien - Silence of the Lambs - The Shining - Magnolia

trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked

Layoffs today — I was spared but still a very sad bloodbath.

No 👏 notes 👏

You just know the Greenland 2 movie people must consider all this to be free publicity

The United States has become Florida.

How did 28 Weeks Later: The Bone Temple biff their marketing so hard that everybody isn’t talking about it? Nia DaCosta created a masterpiece! It will make you feel all the human emotion there are! And more! Stunning film. How it quietly landed in mid-January is bewildering.

Jesus, can you imagine pioneer square right now? Seahawks fans are insufferable winners. Those poor Seattle bartenders.

I love my BlueSky fam but y’all do be sharing about stomach flus & dental work a lot more than I’d care to know about it

One of my favorite memes, never fails to make me smile 🫶🏼

Technically a subdermal hematoma COULD be considered “internal bleeding” It’s also known as a “bruise” 🙄

Wanda Sykes scorching Ricky Gervais is the dopamine I needed #GoldenGlobes

This is so true, thank you for this wisdom and perspective. My first was Brandon Teena 💔✊

Sobering & prescient. Listen to the playbook

This clip was by far the highlight of the eras doc for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Goddamn ‘Charbonnet’ is a fun name to say out loud #seahawks

Almost the same dear oxford_commieinsta. Almost the same.

Horror movie idea: Literally exactly as things are right this moment.

Rob Reiner is a guy you'd fly flags at half mast for.

It’d be the greatest tribute to Rob Reiner if that rambling hairpiece cunt and his comments about him were the final straw.

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