Happy homegrown phallus harvest day to all who celebrate!

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the lead singer of the Hababamevi Folk Band. 😸 - Ah shall sing now.. or later. Ah think Ah feel the onset of a quick nap. 😁😹😂 (From the account - Pınar Göktaş (@hababamevi_)) #cat #leadsinger #folkmusic #lol

i was not prepared for how much of adulthood is trying to decide what to eat

Are we still boycotting Target? Because I need some affordable office wear. Lmk

I used to imagine who would be my ideal, yet plausible celebrity mom and dad. Always comes back to Harrison Ford and Madonna as my undeniable choices.

Idris Elba has been knighted 🗡️ He is now Sir Idris Elba

32yrs ago these 3 Movies were playing in Cinemas at the same time.

Happy Pride Month from Orson Welles as he gives you the rainbow:

Love me some Chuck B 🥹

I recently moved from a historically black neighborhood in NC to a newer, much whiter part of the same town. Holy fucking shit. Talk about culture shock. The way white parents coddle their children and enable shitty behavior. No wonder their sons get red-pilled. It’s blame blame blame as a reflex

THIS 👏 IS 👏 HOW 👏 WE 👏 START 👏 PRIDE 👏 MONTH

That #Caturday life

SURE THESE ARE TALENTED LEGENDS BUT! not a single woman nor POC ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

logging on

Is it a good sign that a lot of (frankly, sorry) washed-up music artists from 35-40 years ago who could probably use the money have more integrity than anyone in the White Hosue and it's not even close.

Massive Attack Mezzanine Trip hop time An exceptional album #NowPlaying #MassiveAttack

I learned a word today and it feels real relevant

Seattle elects a socialist mayor: Super Bowl NY elects a socialist mayor: NBA Finals

My former FB teammate is now head of Claude Code at Anthropic?? Saw him in a Wired interview and did a spit-take. Good for him I guess?

Einfach nur gut. 😂

Are there troves other than treasure?

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

TIL the Swedish word for “speed” is “fart”.

If getting laid off by Meta is the circumstance in which you finally feel emboldened to acknowledge how evil Meta is, then I don’t have much compassion for your layoff. There, I said it.

It’s James Stewart’s birthday. Seen here in The Matrix (1946) Dir: Frank Capra

My discover feed somehow ended up on the horny-gay-men-taking-gym-selfies side of BlueSky and it’s honestly kinda charming how proud these guys are of their equipment? And how creatively they display it! Pop off kings 🍆🍆🍆

Carl Sagan explained it best:

🚨 #Caturday message from Ezra (urgent and profound)

Men have walked on the moon and yet we still don’t have the clamshell e-reader from IT FOLLOWS, nor the Chanel eye makeup device from THE FIFTH ELEMENT.

Why yes, I’m spending Mother’s Day with my son

If you don’t regularly communicate & demonstrate appreciation and support to the mother of your children outside of Mother’s Day, WHATEVER you do for her today will be dismissed as performative and self-serving. Please still do it! But just know that you’re trash and she knows it too 🚮

It’s Caturday in Caturmay. I said what I said

Braised cabbage porn

This is me hyping @williesillie2.bsky.social latest video. Spoiler: there’s a ghost at the end

What if gerrymandering didn’t even matter because we all just voted for what’s truly in our best interests? Like what then

Mega super duper babe

Didn’t know what a tremendous ick baby talk was to me until it happened and any romantic or sexual desire I had for that person evaporated instantly 🧵

«Owls are just bird hardware running cat software» Original post

Guess no one in the Justice Department ever worked in food service, which maybe tells you something about their entitled upbringing.

Fake or no, it’s that the administration was so despicably opportunistic that they immediately coordinated social media messaging that used a traumatic event like gun violence as lube for passing their shitty ballroom agenda. What a rancid look no matter what. Trash, all of them 🚮 #WHCD

All those politicians running for their lives during a shooting finally got to understand how kids in schools feel.

How damming that even though there’s EVERY LEGITIMATE REASON — rape, murder, war-criming, exploitation, blasphemy — for pretty much anyone on earth to want to assassinate that evil orange dollop of smegma, the first conclusion we all draw is that it was staged. Our country is unrecognizable.

Burt Reynolds lives on #Caturday

Happy #Caturday Wuz promist treetz

Felt

See you next Tuesday at the pussy palace 💎 #LilyAllen #WestEndGirlTour

Happy #Caturday still need them treets