Hope everyone has the Caturday they deserve #caturday

Starting a rewatch of Schitts Creek

I will not be taking questions at this time 💋 🪩 🎟️

#Birdoftheday #eyecontact

Something that soothes me is watching official/technical documentaries about the making of great movies Can recommend: - The Thing - Alien - Silence of the Lambs - The Shining - Magnolia

trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked

Layoffs today — I was spared but still a very sad bloodbath.

No 👏 notes 👏

You just know the Greenland 2 movie people must consider all this to be free publicity

The United States has become Florida.

How did 28 Weeks Later: The Bone Temple biff their marketing so hard that everybody isn’t talking about it? Nia DaCosta created a masterpiece! It will make you feel all the human emotion there are! And more! Stunning film. How it quietly landed in mid-January is bewildering.

Jesus, can you imagine pioneer square right now? Seahawks fans are insufferable winners. Those poor Seattle bartenders.

I love my BlueSky fam but y’all do be sharing about stomach flus & dental work a lot more than I’d care to know about it

Technically a subdermal hematoma COULD be considered “internal bleeding” It’s also known as a “bruise” 🙄

Wanda Sykes scorching Ricky Gervais is the dopamine I needed #GoldenGlobes

This is so true, thank you for this wisdom and perspective. My first was Brandon Teena 💔✊

Sobering & prescient. Listen to the playbook

This clip was by far the highlight of the eras doc for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Goddamn ‘Charbonnet’ is a fun name to say out loud #seahawks

Almost the same dear oxford_commieinsta. Almost the same.

Horror movie idea: Literally exactly as things are right this moment.

Rob Reiner is a guy you'd fly flags at half mast for.

It’d be the greatest tribute to Rob Reiner if that rambling hairpiece cunt and his comments about him were the final straw.

Gary says Happy #Raturday

How can you tell if you’re losing your memory function or if your brain is simply full and rejecting new input

Passively watching “Luxe Fireplace Vibes” on Samsung TV Plus when we notice INSECTS crawling around on the champagne flutes?! What in the ever-loving fuck. Can ANYONE not do better? #samsungtvplus #fireplacevibes #ihateithere

Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream. Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads. Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?

It’s a hard neither for me

Watch this video before you do your Black Friday shopping on Amazon.

I am, at my core, the same meme as Lisa Simpson’s presentation

I'm thankful I was able to buy food this year.

Reminder of who the real threat was, and who the threat has never been. Maybe today should be a day of atonement.

“hot” wasn’t used like that in 1987. “hot orange” wasn’t really a thing either — it would have been “neon orange” and other anachronisms from stranger things 5

i dont know why we let sleeping dogs just lie like that

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I’ve lived a lotta places and I’m damn proud to call the Triangle home now 🖕🧊

I don’t know who needs to hear this but my hairstylist who’s also a psychic medium said she’s having visions that he’ll die on 2/16/26. That’s 91 days from now. Not soon enough but long enough to be impeached first if we really put our backs into it.

I remain very willing to see Bill Clinton go down with this ship

A couple = 2 A few = 3 to 5 Several = 6 to 8 A lot = 9+ Do we agree?

Free serotonin!

Would love for women to ruin billionaires next.

My love language is making you watch a movie I’ve made part of my personality and then quietly seething at you as you gradually lose interest and begin to play on your phone more and more

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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

If you can’t think of anything good to say about a politician who has recently passed away, just say nothing, and express your feelings through the medium of nude interpretive dance.

ZING.

"My cat taught me that he was what he was, not what I wanted him to be. He taught me to be true to myself." Alejandro Jodorowsky/kaoru yamada