Sam Brody 7 months ago
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesnβt buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what heβs up to.
Guy says: βlooking for an obituary.β
Vendor says βthose are towards the back of the paper, comrade.β
Guy says: βnot the one Iβm looking for.β