Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

Shared with permission: Photo taken by my ex in Cornwall, Ontario, the day before last. She felt that the contradiction of values and the lack of shame is notable

Maybe I was never too much. Maybe others that claimed this were not enough.

I don't want to reply 'stop' to opt-out. I want you to not send me shitty unsolicited texts in the first place.

Is there a name for those bait videos that ask a question as part of the caption and then put “see below” as soon as you hit play? I hate those.

I see BSky is naval-gazing again. Or still.

Thursday is the beigeiest of days.

“Tax the rich” is akin to racial slur, says incredibly wealthy racist white man, Steven Roth.

This is Walsh, Dane, Sweetpea, and Wiley. They are all service dog dropouts. Together they have successfully completed one single task. 13/10 for all (IG: dogtor.walsh)

MAGA is deeply weird, Congress people and House reps should say it more often, and the press should cover it as often as possible.

Cornflakes, now in Gun Metal Black!

If you must scheme and plot, do so with me and/or on my behalf. Sometimes one must rid me of turbulent priests.

Fellas, is it gay to eat breakfast?

If there are valid reasons for administering a pregnancy test that have nothing to do with pregnancy, maybe it should be called something else. (I’ve been watching healthcare professionals talk about responses they get to the pregnancy test request from patients)

New coping mechanism unlocked! Any time I think about my dad and get angry, I picture him in the biggest most colorful clown wig I can imagine and laugh.

Merriam-Webster, welcome to the resistance.

Ahh, crap. I’ve been promoted to a management position in my click phone game

The Bsky equivalent to “As per my previous email…”

ROXANNE...

The kid who practices hitting baseballs or whatever in the backyard of the house behind mine must have received a different bat. I think he used to use aluminum. There is no longer the loud TING during every swing. I wonder if someone complained to his parents.

Is someone trying to send me some sort of fucked up message? Packages had my name and address. Returns address appears to be for a strip mall in Los Angeles. I did not order this. Looks like a potty pad for the dog.

I think what some critical fans of The Pitt miss is we’ve only seen two full workdays of these characters’ lives over the past two seasons. We know little about what their lives are like outside of work, or even what their lives are like every other workday.

That’s it, everyone. A friend found where the sidewalk ends. We can shut down the internet.

Gentlemen, you can't report in here! This is the White House Correspondents Dinner!

Someone tried to assassinate Trump again?

This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.

The mail person got the correct street, but wrong house for a piece of mail from a 401(k) plan. Do you: -Go attempt drop it in the correct mail box? -Attempt to mail it back? -Throw it away/recycle it/shred it? -Open it, like the criminal you are?

I don’t plan on crocheting with raffia paper again unless it’s a really enticing project. I don’t know how people regularly use this stuff. It’s hard to crochet with.

garlic rt if you agree

Brb, going to go start a pirate crew. I crocheted this One Piece inspired hat! It’s free-handed. 🧶: two rolls of Rafaella raffia paper

The systematic destruction of feminist spaces online is what inspired us to start  The Flytrap. Since last year, part of this work is archiving key Bitch Magazine articles that have disappeared from the internet. Here's some pieces we reprinted this year!

Book where the premise is once someone has a billion dollars, they develop a super-flu that will kill them in a week unless they distribute 90% their wealth to homeless people in cash. Watch how quickly they want to be taxed then.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18. So many good movies dropped there year I turned 18. Pretty sure I wore out my Moulin Rouge DVD.

There are people out there that will mentally and physically abuse you and then also expect you to be eternally grateful they ever did anything for you at all. Too often, these people are parents.

clavicular? sneako? are we living in a dick tracy comic??

I see people handing it to the IRGC for their threat to blow up overseas AI datacenters or whatever, and like. It’s the fucking Iranian Regime. You do not have to hand it to the Iranian Regime. IDC how much you hate Trump, it’s the Iranian fucking Regime. What are we doing here?

When I was a tween/teeneger, back when car phones were considered neat, I was in line for a rollercoaster at Idlewild Amusement Park, I overheard a guy somewhere in line in front of me tell his friend how his brother was now his sister. Anyway, I hope she’s having a good day today.

Garp is far too serious in the One Piece live action series.

This is 100% something as the church we need to recon with. Bc I hear it all the time, "unless we bring new converts in the church will die" and what we're really saying is the church is SO toxic, our practice SO unappealing that no one raised here would STAY.

How the fallout from the Iran war will be felt in the Hamptons, the Berkshires, and the Vineyard.

Despite its very public pledges of solidarity with Lebanon, Iran went into direct negotiations with the US without a ceasefire in Lebanon. At the same time, they threaten to overthrow the Lebanese government if it dares touch Hezbollah.

Julia's technique in the butt-sliding championships was masterful and unrivalled 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums "Air" by Aristide Maillol, 1938 at @gettymuseum.bsky.social, thanks @lkanter08 for sharing 😁

Fuck. Sick. Got antibiotics. Hopefully this will start to clear tomorrow.

Like I think I’m nostalgic for authentic anxiety?

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

happy anniversary of when almost nothing happened

I thought I was looking at a pair of offset eyes before I read the tweet.

Because people seem to think I put regular anti-Zionists on my Nazis list, I’m gonna use this thread from now on to show why I’m adding people