a cat would fix me i think

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supervillain with a mustache they twirl routine

seal

bluesky, the sports app

!loserposting! t4t ships will always have a special place in my heart. And idc if they're not canonically trans/dating it's true in MY heart. Mizuki and Rui from PJSK are dating and they're tgirl4tguy Sethos and Scaramouche from genshin are dating and they're tguy4tguy. They bring me so much comfort

like no idea who these guys are but lets fucking go

homophobia being a thing is SO wild to me because im just sitting here with my silly little pink plastic cup giggling and kicking my feet because im looking at pictures of my boyfriend and you're telling me someone out there would be SEETHING at that? this behavior could REALLY piss someone off?

the curse of the weird itchy ear thing you get when you're kinda sick

i interpreted it as the elevator is a man. Like 'hmmm i love going inside the man elevator. no homo. but i love being inside the man elevator. favourite part of the work day'

this might be the most lesbian post ever made

sometimes i remember i'm making political posts with shinji ikari as my pfp and I have a sort of thought that this is truly what its come to.

i think life would be much better if humans had tails. like purely from a balance standpoint not because im the trans guy stereotype of a dogboy 😄

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

Please Lv.1 hero named ibuprufen I need you to Destroy The Mighty Horrors

hey sorry that I disappear every few weeks/months and then come back for like a day and post 30 things in the span of an hour I don't understand the concept of consistency and i keep forgetting i have a bsky account </3

boyfriend told me im the gayest of the little twinks life is good (the world is falling apart and I'm constantly crashing out about it)

no, you have a point *looks over at my decrepit and run down animal crossing with tears in my eyes*

oh duckduckgo your interface might feel weird and kind of like there's a plastic sheet over it but how i love you and your lack of an ai overview

Calvin a toujours raison

I've been seeing this ad for a software that codes websites and apps with ai and it genuinely makes me quite upset. As a css and html coder, as well as someone who really loves the old internet and the passion you can see that went into personal websites back then, this is sad.

the lack of funding for education in canada should disgust you I'm going to be honest.

I recently told a friend i'm into f1 and he said "oh i didn't think people who like f1 were real" and I replied "but [mutual acquaintance] is a fan of it" and he deadass said "yeah, but [mutual acquaintance] isn't real, he's a car in a human body"

watched wind breaker thinking it was gonna be a silly little anime and GOT SLAPPED IN THE FACE BY TOGAME AND CHOJI'S DYNAMIC LIKE THEY HAVE NO RIGHT BEING THIS CODEPENDENT. doomed yaoi follows me everywhere i go. on the other hand sakura, suo and nirei's friendship is adorable and i love them.

3 days of inconsistent/down ao3 what shall I do #ao3

ao3 down (?) millions dead billions injured trillions in mental distress

Carney: "In a time of rising populism and ethnic nationalism, Canada can show how diversity is a strength, not a weakness... Canada can't solve all the world's problems. But we can show that another way is possible. That the arc of history isn't destined to be warped toward authoritarianism".

(looks at the US is up to again) (closes news tab)

also just a note- if you EVER see me repost ai PLEASE tell me. unfortunately it is getting harder to tell if something is ai generated and sometimes the small details aren't always caught. i'd rather someone tell me so i can remove the repost than have someone think that i support gen ai.

bluesky should add a pink mode. i think that would make the platform better.

fun date idea: we summon the founding fathers and force them to watch trump speeches for hours on end.

life is so peaceful when there isn't someone yelling in your ear about how their interpretation of a piece of media is the 'true' one.

Trafficking the boy after using him as bait, pinning someone in the snow to spray into their mask, shooting Marimar Martinez, murdering Renee Good—Bovino and Miller are asserting the right to harm anyone they want. The only acceptable response is to make sure they can no longer harm anyone at all.

Elaboration - No, we cannot all just hold hands and be friends. I will not hold hands with nazis. This cannot be solved with 'compromise'. You can't compromise on people's fucking rights and lives. I will not agree to disagree on whether innocent people should get to live freely. Read the room.

every single one of my friends can testify that i have some sort of personal beef against france but here's the truth. I don't really hate france. i don't hate the french. but i've said it so much that i cant take it back. this is who i am now.

"what are your credentials" oh don't worry i have my certificate right here.

what if instead of doomed gay people it was far right politicians and it was called america stage instead of alien stage. personally i think the world would benefit from that #alienstage

they're inventing more social networks for me to be unverified on

“Donald Trump stopped EIGHT WARS” well I stopped nine wars, but you don’t know about it because I don’t like to brag

Reminder that centrism is not acceptable in this day and age and anyone who says that they 'don't care about politics' clearly isn't well informed on how the world works.

but also, the people who claim to like it ALSO don't know what it is. I will never shut up about how the ussr was NOT properly communist and the teenage boys who fangirl over it while acting like they're morally superior warriors of communism should do more than 1 youtube short of research.

Once liberals realize that their elected representatives are supposed to help them, they’re going to become enraged

I can smell the people saying that he had a family and that people are awful if they dont mourn him. I can SMELL it.

Before all of this, I, in all honesty, thought everyone had the reaction of 'that's fucking vile, that should have never have happened and we should do anything we can to prevent it from happening again' when they learned about nazi germany. aparently not, because here we are.

The people who insist democrats are fighting Trump as hard as they can are more delusional than Trump

And this kids, is why we don't worship politicians. Because it turns out like this.

hey. hey. hey. hey isnt it funny the only times Trump got elected was when he ran against women? I'm sure it's not related at all though

The right when one of their own does something explicitely hateful and violent: It's justified The right when a leftist gets a little wee bit upset about their rights being taken away: papa ive been struck. make them pay for their crimes. papa. Papa they pushed me down the stairs.

The Onion is slowly becoming less satire by the day and it should scare you.