This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

Yeaaaaah we're all gonna die. Wheeeee!

happy presidents day

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Which is which though?

The nice thing about living in Ohio is when Canada and the US end up going to war, we're close enough to the border that they can just adopt us. Erm...annex us.

Post you from a different era in your life. My 1996 senior picture has been internet-famous for many years. For a while it was the most upvoted post of all time on r/blunderyears. It's been reprinted in online newspapers. I have had complete strangers tell me they've seen it before.

It doesn't mean what we all think it means, but I'mma pretend it means what we think it means. 😁

I'd call JD Vance a weasel but that's not wholly accurate. Weasels have spines.

The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.

I would not go to this if any of you are planning to. This just has a forest of red flags all over it. Call me paranoid, but this sounds like "Let's get a bunch of people in all the capitals, insert some sabotagers into the crowd, incite a riot, and BOOM! We get to declare Martial Law".

Arrest Elon Musk.

DaMmIt, NoW tHa VeGgIeTaLeS iZ wOkE!!!! Suck it, Christians.

Elon Musk, champion of free speech!

So we have a hostile coup by a nazi billionaire taking over and dismantling government services, but it's okay! The Democrat Senators and Representatives are here to save the day! They're fighting back by uhh... *checks notes* Meekly saying, "Hey that's bad, don't do that" online. We're doomed.

America is being dismantled and destroyed by Robber Baron Brown Shirts! No one is coming to save us! We must stand United and fight them at every turn! Pass it on!

Not a joke. Tennessee just passed a bill making it ILLEGAL for lawmakers to vote against Trump's policies. This is fascism at its purest. What the fuck is the point of voting if it's only legal to vote one way!?

America has deep problems, which is why we can’t give up. Protect the vulnerable, organize boycotts and keep fighting. My latest for The Guardian. ⬇️

Don't look now but they just submitted a House Resolution thst basically amounts to a national abortion ban while we were up in arms over them freezing federal aid funds.

Man. I didn't wanna have to be political. I mean my username is TheCrankyOldGamer. I wanted to come on here and talk about board games and video games and just be a big ol' goofball nerd. But no, the world had to start burning.

😆 #boardgames #catan #tabletopgaming

Star Wars has no chill, and I love it.

RESIST 👊🏼

If there's ANY doubt that Tiktok is under heavy censorship and moderation, this is from my personal account. Two words, "Free Luigi", were removed and considered enough for an account warning. Tiktok is dead.

Swastikars and Incelcaminos. I got a chuckle at Michael Che on this week's Weekend Update on SNL, "Come on, Elon is not a Nazi, the Nazis made NICE cars!"

I just contacted my senators and urged them to oppose Pete Hegseth's nomination to lead the Defense Department. Trump's pick would undermine our national security. app.sosha.ai/s/5A05G2sE

To all the right-wingers who keep saying "He's not a Nazi, he visited Auschwitz!" It was purely a PR stunt, and the guides who went with him said he didn't care about anything but the photos and image of him being there.

4) If you and I disagree on general politics, so be it. We can do that. But if we love this country, no matter how we think it should be run, the one thing we should be able to agree on is that this country is no home for Nazis. Please see this for what it is.

3) On the flipside, Neo-Nazi groups saw it and took it as a signal because they knew what it was. He did the whole thing. Clapped his hand on his chest, then cast out his are, complete with thumb tucked the right way. It WAS a Nazi salute. How much clearer do you need him to be? (Cont)

2) Now the entire world sees and knows what he did. Germany, the ones who are the de facto experts on this, have straight up called him out. Countries across the world, particularly in Europe where Hitler caused so much damage, are calling him out for it. (Cont)

1) Musk comes from Nazi grandparents who moved to South Africa because they loved apartheid. His parents happily profited off of said apartheid. He was raised by ideological racists. This is not just a couple of radical online liberals calling people names because they don't like him. (Cont)

Oof yeah zombie Tiktok is slamming down restrictions. I got an actual WARNING for posting the words "Free Luigi", and then got a comment removed for saying we should deport Elon. It's getting to be unusable, even if it's "back".

If there's anyone to listen to on this, it's George. He fucking lived through this. He has countless stories about his childhood in the US Japanese internment camps. They're heartbreaking and sickening to think we once did that, and worse thinking we're doing it AGAIN.

Just about the ENTIRE WORLD is in agreement on Musk's little on-stage gaffe, but guys it's okay! Some Republican in an internet comments section told me that Musk totally didn't mean it that way, so we're all fine! He posted it on the internet so it HAS to be true. Everything's fine!

Republicans: "Stoopid libruls, stop calling us Nazis! You can't call everyone a Nazi just because you don't like them!" And yet, out of all the "intelligent leaders throughout history", you picked which one now?