THIS IS A GREAT IDEA WHEN YOU'RE HORNY AS SHIT! NOT WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT AND AFTERWARDS YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD 2 HOURS LATER AND YOU LET OUT THE MOST EMBARRASSING 20 SECOND FART AND NOW YOUR CHEEKS ARE LUBED TF UP I!!!

Bro being a bottom is such a fucking issue I just let out the most embarrassing post fuck fart ever and it happened 2 HOURS LATER!!!!! WHILE I'M OUTSIDE

Never doing a night out into work day. Like if I had a desk job sure. Not for standing for 6 hours in a kitchen though

Did you know she releases music online?

My head chef made a joke about me searing 100 portions of quill. I told him that would be my 13th reason. I meant it

I am craving biriyani so bad

I don't get this man Aubrey. Like it could've just been friendly but every beef you've been in you bring in people's wives and family. Then you cry when they uno reverse it on you. Truly unable to lay in the bed he made in type shi

part of the reason I took so long to come to terms with my asexuality was because it felt incompatible with my monogamy but the reality is that monogamy isn't about two people perfectly fitting each other's needs as much as it's about two people choosing each other even when they can't

I need my Omegas in my fan fictions to take birth control. Like legit. Girl you know your type in men just take em like skittles.

My hands shaking so bad I can't paint

Fried rice with 2 sunny side ups and bacon sounds so good aaahdhdks

Yona plays guitar again! New EP coming the 31st of May!

Here's a take, If a hot dog is overflowing with ingredients so much you need gloves and a prayer to eat it, you're making hot dogs wrong.

Waaa kinda craving bibimbap or jajanmyeon.

We don't have to. But we should. For the love of the game.

Hot take : I kinda agree that not every thing has to be accessible and available information to the public. Secrets that are meant to be secrets are what keeps the world going and I'm okay with that.

Ooh, girl, I wanna try I'm an awful guy and I'm always away And I'm tryin' to say, I'm a piece of shit Believe in this, I'm tellin' you - That Guy From Community

Breathing : sign of autism Like guys cmon let's stop this let's be real let's just.. This can't be serious.

My wife got height mogged by my gf 😌😌😌

Aaaaa a aaa~

Have the worst sore throat I wanna dieree

Scullys dog is called Queegqueeg omg

Yooo zeehondjes amirite chat

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

Pokémon Violet's "legendaries" piss me tf off, man. The fuck you mean I gotta use 50 something ultra balls and 10 timer balls to catch this chopped ass mfer who out here looking more like route 4 pondscum than a legendary Pokémon. Fuck you, bitch.

Smut is great, top tier. But romance. Oh well written romance.. A girl could cry

Ah Korean BBQ and soju my beloved! I love you! I miss you! I need you!

You can't sue after a beef then coke back 2 years later with all the comebacks you thought of in the shower. Like personally I think the albums suck from an artistic point. None of the songs sound like anything I'd listen to on repeat or caught my soul. It's a shame I was hoping he'd succeed

Also fuck ai. Makes every thing so fucking annoying to run into some wank ass ai video or picture everytime I open anything.

Violence is a valid form of protest but the people in charge don't want that so they label it as "unproductive" and say things like it doesn't accomplish the goal or the message gets lost. Somehow even asking for rights have to be almost on our knees begging for them to maybe do maybe bare minimum.

I'm having a good year. So far.

Glory to the Lord the thighs on this girl

Ugh craving biryani 😭😭😭

Go ahead and cry, little girl Nobody does it like you do I know how much it matters to you I know that you got daddy issues~

I am a fun person! I say as I get ready to take my fifth nap of the day

This my gf she so pretty awawawa

Bruh I barely have 1 (Starting a job training thingy next week. Big excited)

Too lazy for suicide~

"Their blood contains some other elements, very mixed. Unlike our Shenxia people’s blood, which is pure and clean!" "With the same skills, our Shenxia people can bring out better effects than they can." "The same medicines have better healing effects on us than on them." Excerpt from the novel

Chapter 775 Once There Were Only Shenxia People, Are They Mixed-Blood? Oh no really there were only the Chinese/Han coded people? All others are invaders from anything world???!?!?!? The race superiority shit really is making me NOT wanna continue reading this novel

She ear fucked me with her nipples.

Chinese novels and not dehumanizing everyone else but them challenge : impossible.

Wearing my gf's gfs shirt to aura farm

If I didn't love food and eating so much I'd take up smoking for the aura points alone

If people (specific people) loved me they'd gift me fried rice it's emmsis birth month I deserve this (yes I'm spoiled)

Bro Scully and Mulder's boss must be getting so much stress and ulcers from these 2 alone 😂 poor Skinner

My date fit also fit as f. (The mushroom pants ftw)

Hello hello bsky~ date fit kinda

if you let me info dump about my fixations or watch old wrestling with me, i’ll let you hit 💜💜

Im looking so unbelievablely hot for my date