After 100+ hours of getting into Palworld, I am now a PocketPair Creator. Got a community server up and everything. This of course also means I will have to stream the Palworld dating sim when it comes out, I have no idea what to think about that. @en-palworld.pocketpair.jp #PocketPairCreator

Did we abuse the the new corvette system? Just a little bit. www.twitch.tv/roblapham Streaming Tues/Thursday 4pm PDT, Sat/Sun Noon PDT #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live #SupportSmallStreamers

New desk dolls on www.twitch.tv/roblapham by @misnina.com @ultimateh3ro.bsky.social @thehauntressvt.bsky.social

Come join Pippin (and me) tonight, you can give Pippin treats and throw bananas at me. www.twitch.tv/roblapham Streaming Tues/Thursday 4pm PDT, Sat/Sun Noon PDT #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live #SupportSmallStreamers

My revenue on Twitch for the last period is 1/4th what it was (not that it was high to begin with but covered utilities) and this period half of that, my camera is still broken, and I've had to take out a loan to avoid going homeless. I think the universe has spoken that social media isn't for me.

Pippin understood the assignment, and no I didn't put him there

New dating profile obtained?

Just Pippin living his best nine lives.

Did Liam really just do that? Join us and let us know if you want to see more D&D www.twitch.tv/roblapham#st... #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live

Are you scared of a girl being in your room? I actually know a couple people that screamed at this moment. www.twitch.tv/roblapham #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live

Throwback to doing a photoshoot done up in UV paint. #bodyart #photo #uvpaint

Protip - Don't fall off the mountain when playing Peak. But hey, I'm not dead yet! Come hang out tonight www.twitch.tv/roblapham #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live

Jump Ship lets you have a pizza party in the bathroom, what more can you ask for? It's now a good luck ritual for the mission. #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live

POV: you imbibed shrooms and curled up for a trip to ponder your depressing existence and just came out of it to this

Sometimes I play two games at once, I mean you have two hands for a reason! #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live

It's a crime to move your hand when a kitty is asleep on it, even when you're playing Monster Hunter. Come see more Pippin live tonight on Twitch. #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live

That moment when your banana peel prank goes horribly wrong. Though I admit it'd have been hilarious if he made us both slip off the mountain and fall to our deaths! #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming#live#live

Running through Hyrule?! I modded my Switch so that I had to physically run to make Link run and even made it so to swing my sword I had to swing the joycon. #legendofzelda #stream #twitch #twitchstreamer #funny #gaming #videogaming #streaming #livestreaming #live

Me: "Play some oldies workout music" Spotify AI: "Here's some Outkast" Good job AI.

At what point do you give up?

You can't take us anywhere www.twitch.tv/roblapham

Life has been nothing but stress lately. I do appreciate any help but I also know times are tough for everyone gofund.me/9a86fc43

Reminder: Tuesday's stream will be delayed or cancelled as I'll be driving my dad into the city for surgery and when I get home depends on when he's done + 3h driving time.

I really wish A) I could make enough money streaming or B) Someone would hire me to make these because they're fun to make and take practically none of my daily spoons. (This is what happens if you hit Soap with the bat hard enough on www.twitch.tv/roblapham)

People really will get freaked out by the ingredients list on a jug of oat milk and then think they're only eating one chemical when they grill a steak. Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.

TIL: There's a line in the Cheer's Theme that reads "And your husband wants to be a girl"

Peppa Pig destroys the world will be a new redeem on my stream tonight. This is exactly how my mind works. www.twitch.tv/roblapham

One of the most powerful tools you have to fight this is just to be there. Invite the person to do things. Incl ude them. And again thank the people interacting with me on Twitch providing me a sense of community when there isn't much around me. Now @theallexallen and Chewie are up.

As I'm loading MH Wilds I open Twitch to see @roblapham.bsky.social streaming it. I figure what better to have on in the background, another person playing MH lol I say in chat, "hello friends. I'm also playing MH Wilds" Rob then said there's an open spot if I wanted to join (which I didn't expect)

We are definitely adults. (We're also easily amused). www.twitch.tv/roblapham

warmup before doing some work work! artwork sponsored by: @roblapham.bsky.social #MastoArt #PixelArt

Do you think Trump was like "I'll show all those people who said I'd have more money if I had just invested my nepobaby money, I'll tank the stock market! Now who has more money?!"

I am the current holder of the hype train conductor on 6 or 7 Twitch channels simultaneously, which saddens me that A) I can't support more people because then I'd be everyone's conductor and B) that other people haven't been triggering hype trains for those streamers

Is there a political version of the golden raspberries and where can I nominate Trump for tariffing penguins?

Me - "I need to find $6000 to repair my truck to keep checking on my dad and go to my city appointments" Also me - wants to use the money to drop gift subs in everyone else's streams to support them I have an inherent problem with putting my needs first

Streamers beware, Pippin will watch your stream and silently judge you @averagegirlgames.bsky.social

Half the stream tonight - "Rob you look sad are you okay?" An hour before stream I learned my truck will cost $6k to fix. So in addition to not knowing how to pay that I'm also not sure how I'm going to drive in to my dad while I'm busy being not sure how to pay that. #depressionisabitch

Pippins first walk of the year now that it's nice out

New subscriber emotes by @misnina.com because we all know Pippin is the star of the stream.

Did you miss out on a bunch of fitness influencers playing D&D? Want to see more?

What feeling unwanted looks like

If you're as easily amused as we are you should pop in www.twitch.tv/roblapham #monsterhunter #gaming #silly

I haven't played yet to know if it actually is easier, but I swear to God we go through this every MH launch because people forget the hard stuff is added in post launch over time

Predatory DLC/In-game purchases are getting ridiculous. These are also called dark patterns, here's a site that can help you identify dark patterns www.darkpattern.games This type of crap has been slowly killing gaming for me.

The most dangerous thing on the road isn't: -Deer -Snowstorms -Old People -Your mum The most dangerous thing on the road is: -Assholes with 10 billion lumen headlights that don't know how to shut off their high beams #facts #truth #ihatepeople

Every iteration of super heroes gets bigger and bigger and we wonder why people think you require giant muscles. Wolverine is as big as Juggernaut now. Remember when he actually looked like a human being?

When the Department of Government Efficiency is so efficient they cut the guy that was supposed to secure the backdoor.

Pretty sure half the people leaving negative reviews on #civ7 can't read. #civilizationvii #civilization #gaming

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.