Capybaras, Guinea pigs and alligator

i want to stage a sapphic engagement to piss off my homophobic father. I already have rings, size nine. This would not require you to meet my family - I just need photo "evidence" of the proposal. talk to me if interested

i want to stage a sapphic engagement to piss off my homophobic father. I already have rings, size nine. This would not require you to meet my family - I just need photo "evidence" of the proposal. talk to me if interested

hbd evermore 🤎

any oomfs single and in tucson? i need help with a scheme

americas alcohol rules are so gd funny. you have to be 21 yrs old to buy a beer thats 3.5% alcohol and if you give some to anyone under 21 you go to jail. but you only have to be 18 to buy cold medicine that's 10% alcohol and you're allowed to give it to 4 year olds

Christmas Snow Fairy Lesbian James!!!!

people playing loud music with heavy bass in their cars make me so angry because it rattles my bones in the same way a minor earthquake does. QUIT TRYING TO BE GOD... you're NOT MAKING AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!! #RaisedBetweenThePlates

1. Some good news at last. This week’s column is about the amazing thing a couple of us stumbled into three years ago, which we’ve now developed into a global research programme. It doesn’t change everything, of course, but it could help change quite a lot. + 🧵 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

My last ever #SpotifyWrapped since I cancelled Premium and deleted the app

Ghostbara

proof that apple is an evil evil company

‘The Fate of Ophelia’ by Taylor Swift was the most-streamed song on Spotify globally on December 1st.

but what about ROOM 1280??!!?!?!??!?!!!????!! WILLIAM AFTON MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

do we think that Taylor Swift had Katherine Paterson's 1977 novel 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘢 in mind when she wrote "seven" and "I Hate It Here"?

Did u know? The inside of our homes support helpful ecosystems, as well as the outside. For example, I'm happy to share my home with spiders who, in turn, keep fly numbers down.These teeny snails live on one of the succulents in my bathroom. I love studying them as they traverse their world. 🌿🌱🇬🇧🌱🌍🐌

Loop. At Tokikubo. まる。鴇久保にて。

地衣類とかコケとか

京都で小さなルリホコリの仲間と出会いました。ここでは毎年この小さなルリホコリの仲間が出ています。

𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔱 𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔦𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔞

Matonia pectinata is a beautifully-shaped fern, and the family it belongs to can be traced back to the Late Triassic. When researching I often make reference sheets like this of the most useful figures, photos & illustrations I can find. Most pics from iNaturalist or Flickr. #paleobotany #botany

Artist bracket fungi and my journal entry. #fungifriday #naturejournaling

明るい光が差し込むから「ショーシャンクの空に」ごっこ福豆さん

good morning 😸✌️ sunrise in the woods hereabouts... sharpie and acrylic on sketchbook paper, 14x12"

Linocut by William H. Hays⁠. ‘Autumn Cascade’ Size ⁠22" x 18"⁠.

Happy Sunday.

artists post like "not my best work so pls be nice, just a sketch I did in 30 seconds on the wall of a gas station bathroom using black mold as ink with a rusty heroin needle someone left on the floor," and then u scroll down to see the image and it's something that should be hung in the Louvre

personally, i never actually stopped killing, but it's fine because like... well it's #girlboss now

Same. Estrogen fucked up my grip strength so bad I can’t even twist their heads off any more

ugh you need to stop making generalizations based on your own experience only... i actually started murdering people more on hrt!

gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. before i transitioned i was killing myself every day

Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day

saw this license plate last night 😭

you can win without billionaires supporting you you can win without party leadership endorsing you you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to

Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻

FEEDING BABIES WON!!!!!

dick cheney dies & mamdani wins, what a great day to be an american 🫡

a couple days ago I walked past the graveyard, and the monsters... they were... nay... I shan't say...

insert gelphie cookie eating joke here

feels good af to be an Arizonan right now not worrying about daylight cumming and jerking off your clock, or whatever the hell the rest of you are on about

for my american followers: this is like if burger restaurant opened and closed an hour later than their previous schedule, or if your burger rolled backwards for an entire hour

Trail around Lake Matsubara. I’m not sure whether I was too early or missed the “best” view of colors. Everything was pastel and pleasant though. 松原湖畔の遊歩道。紅葉が早すぎか遅すぎなのかよく分からない。しかし風景が何となくパステル調だった。

This painting captures a pair of oak trees standing in a field of mustard flowers in Oregon's Willamette Valley. Mustard Fields Original Oil Painting by Erin Hanson, 2025 24 x 34 in Original Available www.erinhanson.com/portfolio/mu... #dailyart #art #impressionism #willamettevalley #oregon #pnw

I hate gay halloween wdym you're Matthias Nonius, cavalier of the House of the Ninth, which is your name, your hearth, and your homeland; servant of the Tombkeepers; speaking with the voice of the Tomb, and the strength of the Black Gate

OBSESSED

One of my favorite memory of today haha 😂 they will always stay mad

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

which = 🤷‍♀️ witch = 🧙‍♀️