This is very, very bad.

NO ONE WANTS THIS IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY DO LOOK TO SEE IF THEIR HEAD BEEN STOVE IN

I like when riot cops fall down so let's watch some fall down INTO MUD set to a fun happy song so everyone can stop being mad at me for just now for the first time letting them in on IDF's cum retrieval unit 😇

This… 👇🏼 #bluesky

Let’s all go buy a bunch of Tylenol 🦋🦋

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

the Tom Homan bribery scandal is the latest example of how a felon in the White House is making crime legal

WE SURE FRICKIN’ DO

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

OLIVER: “I’d argue @disney & Bob Iger need to stand by @jimmykimmel and his staff — history is also going to remember the cowards who knew better. Giving the bully your lunch money doesn’t make him go away, it just makes him come back hungrier each time.” 🎯

Working the aviary today at the zoo and this girl is obsessed with me today. Won’t give me a moments peace! 😂 It keeps trying to land on me or the kindle. #birds #birdnerd #zoo

Agree with Mayor Pete.......

ITS FREAKING HOBBIT DAY!!!

He’s not sorry! This is one of the very few times he’s told a truth! Hell could freeze over!

Charlie Kirk appealed to the worst of us. To the worst in us. He spoke about his prejudices openly, and it was not simply to test the limits of free speech. He carefully targeted our impressionable youth, feeding on their fears and anxieties. 1/2

My job perks don’t let me go behind the scenes so I’ll be looking to hire an Ocean’s 11 crew to get a peak at this adorable boy. Accepting applications.

Almost forgot I had this mug. Go Browns!

Good.

Border Czar Tom Homan was caught by the FBI accepting bribes - on camera - to deliver government contracts in exchange for $50,000 in cash. Pam Bondi knew. Kash Patel knew. Emil Bove knew. And they made the investigation go away. A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.

If you're not totally aware of how bots try to sway minds, here's a good example.

“Thus far, there is no evidence connecting the suspect with any left-wing groups.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Our problem isn't a lack of resources. Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.

It’s been sad this year watching how the White House press corps refuses to back each other up. Here a female journalist is insulted and denigrated and the next male reporter just moves on to a new question. You’re all in this together, folks. Time & again, they won’t stand up for their colleagues.

If Antifa means "anti fascist" and the gov designates them terrorists, then the gov is being openly fascist. And that's everyone's business.

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

I just checked and this is actually written in the Constitution. Oddly, it's written in Sharpie.

Treating myself to breakfast outside this morning.

Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks. Joy Reid nailed it.

Trump over party over country is how the GOP do…

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

conservatives are increasingly going to deal with issues because they treat a man being murdered in broad daylight and a beloved character being recast with a black actor as the exact same level of severity. everything is a crisis and the only acceptable response is to "crush" the enemy

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

My uncle studied law at Georgetown and is definitely a pretty smart cookie. He has said for several years we need to rewrite the Constitution because the ideals and virtues that this nation is founded on has been warped and twisted. Today’s decision only solidifies that notion. It’s all flawed.

RFK Jr (wheezing and panting, with bugs crawling all over him, slime oozing out of his eyes and ears) “i can diagnose mitochondiral issues in young children at the airport with the x-ray vision I get from drinking methylene blue” republican senators: thank you for making america healthy again

Look at this shit I’ve gone off about it before, but a bad actor controlling a major LLM is a much bigger issue than hallucination

Yeah, criminals are definitely stealing radios right out of new cars, that's absolutely something that happens today in 1987.

I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.

Bachelor weekend is going to start off right.

My D&D group suddenly disbanded last night and I am heart broken.

Ladies and gentlemen, the GOAT.

Trump went to the Middle East and there was a mobile McDonalds following him around. That thought keeps running through my head as rumors of trumps health is on the internet.

More giraffe baby. He occasionally gets the urge to test those new legs out. Cleveland zoo 📍

You wanted it? You got it. The new baby giraffe (voting for its name is online!) had its first day in the enclosure. That’s the male coming to say hi. Cleveland Zoo 📍

Pileated woodpecker letting the world know of its find. He’s been a regular. 🪶 #woodpeckers #birds #birdnerd #nature

People are constantly asking me — what can I do? Between now and the 2026 midterm elections, here are five practical steps you can take to make a difference.

The new baby giraffe popped out today with mom! It was born 5/6 days ago. Cleveland Zoo