I don’t care that they won. My Pistons/Spurs finals is ruined.

I mean, with how this year is going, IndyCar deserves a Morgan Wallen car on the pole of the Indianapolis 500.

It has to be a joke that the first Oval that Zilisch shows Cup capability at is the one that no longer matters.

AND There's still a promoter's caution. Make it make sense.

What do you mean there's still 200 laps in the All-Star Race?

I root for few things (other than the outright success of the cities of San Antonio and Detroit) but OMG am I rooting for this wagon.

Six hours remaining, Max Verstappen back in. 🤷

Something is weird in the N24 feed right now, so the English commentators sound like when David Lynch made everyone in the Red Room learn their lines backwards, and then he played them back in reverse.

Oh my god, imagine if Katherine Legge has a better Double attempt than Kyle Larson.

The Bravo universe is coming to the Hill Country and I'll tell you want, I do not need that.

Jesse Love is seemingly having an equally hard time losing to Zilisch again on a road course as Connor Zilisch had losing the championship to him at Phoenix.

'This is awkward.' 'Not as awkward as last year's victory lane.' .... I'm dying.

Okay, Connie boy, just don't fuck up Victory Lane.

Oh Rossi deserves to be seething after that.

I went to drop off clothes at the clothing swap and order a pizza before the start of IndyCar race and accidentally came back to the gallery with a Lamborghini Countach phone.

Today in this small town, there's a Corvette Club lunch at the fancy restaurant, a river clean-up followed by a clothing exchange and pizza pop-up at the community cafe, a random meetup that includes lassos in the park, a packed house at the French bakery, and no one at the gallery.

ON A KASEY KAHNE FRIDAY NONETHELESS

I had a fantastic time seeing @markfrost.bsky.social and @harleypeyton.bsky.social chat about Mark’s new book The Yankee Sphynx: An FDR Novel. I even got to gift Mark a mug I made for him! 🤩

The one or both of the orange boys have started to walk to the end of my block about the time they think I’m getting off work to walk me home. Endearing, but I should probably rein this in.

The fact that Bisbee is the county seat for Cochise will forever be funny. Growing up in an army town with this through the mountain pass one way and Tombstone the other is proof AZ is a fever dream.

Obligatory polar bear meme.

Okay, why is Carson Hocevar at the Met Gala?

if I cared more about basketball, the growing possibility of a San Antonio versus Detroit finals would break me.

It's truly hilarious that Russell is going to lose what should've been a runaway championship to a child.

Tonight was my dad’s songwriting partner’s birthday and she suggested my dad and I sing a duet of Danny Boy. Which is such a morbid song as the daughter of a Dan. Why was that my nursery rhyme?

I have notifications on for way too many team/drivers but it’s always worth it to watch admin get overexcited and quickly correct their mistakes.

What a week for Spire Motorsports.

Carson Hocevar's Talladega win does bring fourth some great after-race shots. Except for Jack Links's Big Foot and Zac Brown in Victory Lane, those somehow make Talladega look MORE like a sideshow act.

I feel like NASCAR can't ban whatever celebration Hocevar just did a day after going all in on authenticity and being a 'badass American sport'.

Spiritually, Carson Hocevar's first win was supposed to come at this godforsaken place.

Carson Hocevar celebrating tonight

Is Hocevar stuck?

As long as F1 would call it a “tow”.

Imagine if motorsports had a draft.

being on Commerce St. in San Antonio during a Spurs Playoff home loss feels unnecessarily neutral.

Apparently, Charles Mingus' son is performing at my friend's burger pop-up tonight. This town never makes any sense.

Huh, Blaney decided that he could just fuck up his pit stop himself.

Genesis having Jaubert AND Jaminet is going to throw me off all year.

I went to the Spurs/76ers game last night and thought Keldon Johnson’s name was Calvin Johnson over the speaker multiple times. Which led to a temporary deep distrust in my online sports community that no one thought to tell me there was a current Spurs with a historic Lions name.

oh what the hell is 45 47 patriot whiskey?

My ranch boss stopped by the gallery today with a 'gift' it was a pumice stone to clean the toilets. We have different definitions of the word gift.

Prefacing this with saying, I am not a raw milk person despite the many aspects of my personality and lifestyle that might make you assume so. But I just had to make a 20 gallon raw milk pick up for the hippie farm in the middle of a dead end block. How do we make dairy shady?

I feel like in the list of Tori Lore I’ve dropped on this site I’ve forgotten to include that my dad is writing a NASCAR mystery series.

I'm going to need someone to make the over zealous podium celebration meme but about Will Buxton celebrating Rahal's third place finish.

Maynard, Sebastian and Wolfgang made me chase them all through the woods after dark tonight and I'm not happy about it. I just wanted a relaxing sunset walk with dogs and wine.

A bottled start for one Jerky Boy is a parking lot for all Jerky Boys.

A win for one Jerky Boy is a win for all Jerky Boys.

Tragic news from the hippie farm, something food. The head goat got stuck under a fence yesterday and stripped her to the BONES.

Being completely honest. I want the Mercedes wolf shoes.