Heavy rain on the first night of Charmsitting. 🥰

I have a visor CD holder filled with ones I mostly picked up for a 10¢ at thrift stores b/c I don’t trust tech in cars. While relocating on the ranch last night, a friend was in my car, looked up at a nearly all black album and went ‘Dixie Chicks?’ I love how quickly she clocked it off of CD design.

I can't believe that I love two orange cats. I really thought I was above this.

As with many of the midwestern dirt drivers... I just don't mind this.

I need Bluesky to know when I met up with friends to camp on a creek last night; one guy was playing bango in a hot dog costume. This is the America we fight for.

So we're all rooting for a Suarez win this evening, right?

Does Arrow McLaren know that they don't have to treat every IndyCar silly season like Love Island?

"Thank you for helping us with this achievement Christian, go find another job," a salty Will Buxton.

To add: - Public Access to Navigable Streams - Dirt Tracks - Pickers/song writing circles - Turquoise and it's use in Indigenous Southwestern jewelry - Thousands of miles to road trip - The City of Detroit - The work of David Lynch - The work of Tom Robbins - The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Audacity

One year ago a natural disaster became something I saw in front of me instead of through my phone screen. The Guadalupe River has been a main character in my life for the past decade. Click the link to read about kayaking and grief. open.substack.com/pub/toribeav42

Somehow I've been booked by friends to housesit, petsit, farmsit and charmsit quite literally for like 75% of the rest of summer.

My timing on this tweet a year ago was…. Not great.

After closing the restaurant tonight, I stayed for a couple of glasses of wine with my boss and he told me that we may be getting a carousel?! Whimsy is back!

Russell defending himself before leaving the car is so on brand.

Love that the primary storyline for this F1 season is just "What if we drove George Russell insane?"

I'm only slightly offended by Dolly's remarks about the Beavers.

Guys, I can’t wait until I’m the one to find the Texas Giraffe.

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Ummmmm what did Terrion Arnold do?!

The hotel where I use my gym membership got absorbed by Hilton and I lost my employee WiFi password. :(

Is it normal for a cat to have an emotional support silver serving tray?

I had my first bad burn of summer kayaking before my restaurant shift. So fair reminder to others pack sunscreen everywhere. The stark line between pale white and burning red flesh is alarming.

Ah yes, as everyone expected the second 23XI Racing driver to win in 2026 is Corey Heim.

Imagine wanting to talk to Sheldon Creed that badly.

When did this race even start?

That would’ve been an epic first win. That’s gotta hurt for Reif.

Do y'all think I'm to first person to watch the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series race on a Naval base while Kayaking? Or the second?

When did the booth start calling the Truck Series driver “Truckers”? I don't like it. Those are different things.

Sliding SPAM.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm super surprised the trucks made a clean lap here.

I saw a McLaren orange Cybertruck in Boerne today, so yes it can get worse.

This happened again tonight, one of the betrothed was named Texas.

Wipeout course for the senators.

oh god, we're doing the NASCAR in-season challenge again?!?

Really, what a day for the olds (and Nyck De Vries). Average age of winners: 39.6.

Oh, wait, I kinda love that the photos of Hamlin cementing his legacy as ninth on the win list are going to be him dressed as a Minion.

I fear we need to stop using "hat trick" in other sports to mean "three".

Has Bell's biggest issue this season been having two functioning arms?

How did that asshole end up on the broadcast and why is there an inflatable Cartman behind him

How does that even happen to a wheel?

Is this Ozempic commercial real? What is going on?

Todd Gilliland wins the stage that was dominated by John Hunter Nemechek as we all predicted

Oh look, it's "Young Gun Todd Gilliland" winning a stage.

"All Clear, all clear. They're wrecking behind you."

Well, at least CZ won't be credited in last place this week. Technically, an improvement.

Watching back through some after-GP content. I really want Lewis' Big Ol' Trousers. I mean, look at them. Lovely.

Of course, Nico is there.

All of Ferrari's Le Mans luck was just transferred to Spain.

Copy Cat is on Le Mans watch while I cat nap.

The restaurant groupchat decided to pop off postgame. This made me laugh.