Good a notification at the end of the race and it was just Letterboxd calling me gay.

Woke 12

Pink is playing in Blaney’s victory lane and it… works.

Blaney’s car just wanted to cross the finish line again.

Wait, how many Gibbs work on the No. 54 car?

Mike Joy "So you're saying that Blaney has Equal Rights(ides)." So woke.

Having to get your "grandmother's crystal from one side of a bar fight to the other" can not be a real scenario. But also, I could see it happening to me.

Penske 1-2-3 at Phoenix. Cup Cars are looking to one-up the Indy Cars.

Eight teams are in the points with 13 laps to go.

"Fernando Alonso retires from the race twice".... likely thing for him to do.

How did they convince Alonso to go back out in the humansized rock tumbler?

First Ferrari strategy fuck up of the season? We're so back.

I can't believe the Aston Martins are finishing ahead of Oscar Piastri.

Kyle Kirkwood calls the NASCAR cars nascars and I find that quaint.

"Firestone Courage" sounds like a cheap cologne.

The Joey Logano / Shell 22¢ discount promotion will actually come in handy this Sunday.

Are we all calling the MGU-K the Machine Gun Kelly..... or.....

That car is haunted.

I'm watching F2 practice from the infield of an ARCA race, as God intended.

Thinking through all the Alex Bowman subplots, spiritually the dude’s an Aston Martin driver.

When is the Cleetus bubble going to pop.

ICON

Having the Ty Gibbs celebration spill in his stage win bumper... The editors are messy. lol

My most taught after piece of merch in 2026 may be…. Brad Keselowski. Why do these Olive Oil jackets go unbelievable hard?

Sounds off on the pre-race festivities in the media center at COTA, could someone explain to me who these Gym Class Zeros on the screen on, it appears like they're maybe singing 500 miles.

one day you’re the son of the greatest F1 driver in the world and a universally beloved top prospect expected to follow in his footseps, the next you’re crashing two corners into your indycar career bc sting ray robb did something stupid

My plan is to keep showing up to road-course races until I witness more SVG wins in my life than Larson wins.

Brent Crews sending it on SVG is wild.

STATE OF THE SPORTS:

I need the internet to know I spent an hour last night pouring creamed corn into a mug for my best friend’s Twin Peaks product launch. Happy Twin Peaks day everyone.

#eyebrowsonfleek #sleepparalysisdemon

I guy named Tito tried to sell me a gold 1986 Pontiac Fiero GT at Twin Peaks Fest. Twin Peaks is cars.

“I want to take a photo of our coffee cups but your lipstick stain is t on yours yet.” - Best Friend of 20-some years. To be loved is to be known.

Ellen Weinberg-Hughes getting her flowers from the broadcast and her sons were ~barely mentioned.

Imagine getting newly engaged at your last Olympic Games, the second winter games you get to be at with your future wife, and then scoring a record-breaking hope-ahead goal.

“Team USA is trying to balance panic and desperation with some poise.” Fitting way to describe us on a global stage.

I’m at a Torrent sponsored gold medal game watch party and the amount of people working on their laptops from this beer hall is hilarious.

66% of tags I’ve seen so far in Seattle are either Fuck Ice or Go Seahawks. Vibes are good.

My biggest opp is the person I think I am when I book flights.

You shouldn't be able to get sunburned in February.

My insurance lady asked my big three today. Which makes me wonder how much being a Leo rising affects my rates?

Just ran into a glass blower I worked with five years ago in the steam room.

we got ourselves a woke Daytona 500 winner. woke 2 is here

Great day for the gingers.

This… would be how a 3-peat happens.

May “Bubba Wallace driving away from the chaos” be the theme of the year and a metaphor for my life

Imagine being disqualified from a Daytona Duel in a Dude Wipes car.

What is JoLo's 22-cent hat about?

Ah, yes, as we all predicted, Casey Mears makes the 500.

So NASCAR is being real serious about the new hand block rule.