“Okay mom, I’ll turn it down right after this Gruntilda-worship retrofuturist waltzy march militaire!!!” 🙄 stealtharcher.net do the Bandcamp Friday thing or whatever for high-concept/low-intelligence dungeon synth at a price you can afford

Haha some Star Wars fan blocked me for seemingly no reason and it occurred to me that my feelings would have only been hurt if it was a Star Trek fan.

So I have a NAILS shirt with a tiny neckhole that I have to ace-ventura-rhino-birth.gif into, and then a Këkht Aräkh shirt with a big baggy turkey wattle neckhole?? I feel like those should be switched based on the fanbases’ average neck girths. Also lol is there a better term for neckhole, lmk

Autumnal Night 🎃

Spooky Season is back, and I may have a single or two coming for this year’s festivities but til then there’s 2023’s:

I still hold a flame for some of my babysitter’s boyfriends (where are they now) but thinking back, the hottest dude’s entire personality was listening to Adam Sandler CDs hahah

New Gonemage LP Oct 10. Physical merch details soon. Started this a year ago. Posted demo clips then if you remember me talking about making the ideal Gonemage. Every album has been different but always chiptune mixed in. This one is my take on 90s/00s symphonic/melodic BM but 16-bit soundfonts.

Omw to see fuckin Brutalismus 3000, how’s y’all’s days been?

Updated all releases to PWYW, you may grab any/everything fo’ FREE (although if you pay at least a dollar for a release, it really helps me out a lot with collection-addition visibility) stealtharcher.net or stealtharcher.bandcamp.com if you don’t trust my redirect (wise) #dungeonsynth #txds #vgm

Hell yeah, I’ve made it. Now, in addition to never seeing shit from AI simps, AI simps will never see me. 👻 Now, quick! Someone make a list of people who subscribe to THAT list [WeNeedToGoDeeper.gif]

"There's a storm brewing right now, and it's dark. No human being on this earth is ready for what is coming. I'm a billion percent sure. I began to hear literally in my ear the sound of the trumpet." A billion percent sure 👍

Medium-spicy take after watching all 4 again this weekend: Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979) > Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) > Nosferatu (2024) > Nosferatu (1922) I honestly think 2024 looks disgusting as-is and the one saving grace for this viewing was watching it in black and white lol

*Midwestern ope* Forgot to share this over the weekend — I’ve got a remix on the homie’s EP 😎 Check this out and also the original album from whence these remixes all came, some really creative and zany stuff.

I stopped using Adobe Acrobat last week and started using [any other program that can open PDFs] and my skin is clearer, I wake up feeling refreshed, my dick is an inch fatter, and my depression is cured.

[“Perfect Day” by Hoku plays in the background]

Truly a big day for stealth archers

ok fine you can have ONE 9/11 present early this year

Y’all gotta stop chipping the edges of those clay pigeons, and really wait for the perfect moment. #inspiration

I have been stricken with the fastest-acting cold, where I woke up feeling fine this morning, and now about 11 hours later I want to rip my throat out. If I believed in karma, this would 100% be happening because I faked sick on Wednesday lol

This is my only push for Bandcamp Friday, let’s get those numbers up rookies 🥸

Quote post with pictures of you from another era. Mostly 18-20, and a bonus lil kid. Forever a manic pixie dream queer lol

I apologize for the thing my voice does here, but miswritten action movie one-liners make me very upset hahaha

I’m writing about as much music here as what I might normally release across a year haha, excited to get it out. Extra-excited to be amongst such a talented bunch of folks 🙏

So wholesome how some people still think that 100% of money goes to artists on Bandcamp Friday 🥹

Aight who’s coming with me to Youth Code tho

Just a reminder to any aspiring artists out there. Art has little no barrier to entry, even in the digital realm Gimp is a free photoshop alternative Blender is a free Maya alt Davinci Resolve - free* video editing Inkscape - free vector art Krita - free drawing/painting and 2d animation

With spooky season coming up, I’m doing the public service of informing/reminding you that Hocus Pocus’ cat homie’s name is Thackery Binx—not Zachary like I thought for 20 years of my life.

Surely point-and-clicks were a big part of a lot of our childhoods… Does anyone else remember Dracula 2: The Last Sanctuary and how fucking horny it was? The thought of the game popped into my head as I was listening to the Myst soundtrack and then straight to “oh yeah, vampire titties”

Finally got me one of these “seamless” rings and I dig it so far. Not as heavy as some of the CBRs or barbells I’ve had, and it lends better to the troll I tell when people ask if it hurt: “The surgery after the accident was pretty brutal but at least I only have to wear it for 2 more years.”

Happy Birthday (74th!!) to Rob Halford, may we all follow his lead and be gayer and metaller

Here we go! Texas Dungeon Synth’s MMXXV Compilation: THIS TAPE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT. Eight tracks of spy/cloak & dagger/assassin-on-a-mission flavored dungeon synth (plus a seamless mix for the Bandcamp gap haters). ALL proceeds benefit the Immigration Advocates Network. Enjoy ⚔️

Here we go! Texas Dungeon Synth’s MMXXV Compilation: THIS TAPE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT. Eight tracks of spy/cloak & dagger/assassin-on-a-mission flavored dungeon synth (plus a seamless mix for the Bandcamp gap haters). ALL proceeds benefit the Immigration Advocates Network. Enjoy ⚔️

>Hey there’s clipping on this track. >>Yeah it’s nice, right? Took me a couple hours to get it just how I wanted it. Where else can you hear angsty breakup songs in dungeon/-adjacent/synth? Asking for myself.

Hissing Conjurations summer batch will be available next week. 30 copies of each on cassette.

New Vukkeg, on a Monday? Good week ahead ⚔️

When criticizing True Blood, everyone always mentions the bad writing and the famously stupid fae subplot… but nobody ever talks about Jason’s disgusting boot-cut jeans 🤨

Y’all keep an eye out this Friday for something a little different from your friends in Texas. 🤠🕵️ #dungeonsynth #txds #spymusic #compilation

Tbh I’m loving my grays coming in. Makes me feel closer to my goal age of 130, when I’ll finally have my shit together. 😍💀

Don’t see “Aniara” talked about enough in circles of folks who like cosmic horror. It’s NOT horror in most ways—but I’ve never seen a movie that handles like… cosmic nihilism better? It’s the scale of everything that a lot of content doesn’t even approach for fear of being too bleak. I love it lol

Oh hellllll yeah, the intro alone already kicked the rest of my teeth out

Inb4 Rule 34 lol

Hello Adventurers! It's BIG news time 🎉 The #Z'RPG Is coming to Kickstarter! We're going all out on this project: Breathtaking #FantasyArt, a #DungeonSynth Album, handcrafted content 📖 Keep an eye out for our Community Discord Server & Prelaunch Page, launching end of this month! 🧙 #TTRPG

I hate to say it, but the evidence is right there — still a very effective method for shutting down an argument lol

No Smoking Reddit is crazy, you can have a totally reasonable person be like “yeah I smoke but I try to be as courteous as possible, I never smoke within 20ft of entrances or other people, I compost my butts…” and then there will be not one, but an entire THREAD of replies like “KYS, easier” lmaoooo

Re-promoing this for no reason other than I think it deserves to be heard more lol HONKING is 6 tracks of melodic dungeon synth for: • Geese and other avian friends • Fans of general MIDI reeds • Misanthropists, car-haters • Fans of unconventional Summoning covers • Gabber heads (wait for it)

I would make a “Top 7 bands named Evil” countdown but I’ve only done enough research to know that Evil (Japan) is #1 and oops, Evil (Brazil) fell off the list entirely.

Opening my next show with “Big ugly idiots to the front”