Chicken pot pie is three of my favorite things.

precond pronunciation: /ˈpriː.kɒnd/ noun 1. A thin, watery substance that comes out of a condiment (such as ketchup, mustard, or hot sauce) before the actual condiment itself. “Shake the bottle first, or you’ll just get precond all over your bun.”

Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife, @thewightrabbit.bsky.social . Every time I look at you, it's like the day we met. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

When your business is promoting hatred and violence, you shouldn't be surprised when you find it.

One of the most difficult lessons I've learned is to find happiness, you need to be your true self. If you project an image of who you are and that image is accepted, and lauded, it will always feel hollow. The hard part is, you open yourself up to real criticism.

You ever just appreciate your partner? Like sit down and think fuck... I'm so glad I have them in my life? Let them know.

Sometimes it's hard. Sometimes it's nice. I'm lucky I have an amazing wife, and two great kids. I'm tired often, but I'll never not be happy where I am.

Sharing one of my beauty secrets. When you wax your nose hair, use booger colored wax, for modesty and deniability.

Hello #caturday. This is Dinah Dinglebottom. She is a rumpy manx, meaning she has not even the vestigial whisper of a tail. Spine goes straight to weird, mushy ass. She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky

If you had to select three albums to listen to, deserted island blah blah. What are they? 1. MF DOOM: mm food 2. Marilyn Manson: Mechanical Animals 3. The Stooges: Raw Power.

Lately I've been working more on my tone than practicing my guitar. Solution? Build a guitar. Because 6 isn't enough

My oldest daughter is beating me at Mario Kart. And not in the im easing up on the gas, and missing some turns type of way. In the saving her red shell for the home stretch way. And on one hand, fuck am I proud. On the other hand.... Fuck.

Trump used an auto-eraser on the Epstein files.

#freeghislaine I guess... Unless.

so trump would deport Superman. an alien immigrant adopted by a childless couple.

Chopped doesn't impress me. Ever work for minimum wage? You'll make tuna, jelly beans, horseradish, and hot dog buns work the day before payday.

Our episode this week has @eddietheaxe.bsky.social 🪓 joining us to talk about 1990's Hardware!!! Is there a downside to repurposed art?!? 🎨 Let's find out!!! megaphone.link/AOR6453055415

Conservatism often leans toward fascism because it's rooted in the person's interpretation of their faith and It does not take a generous interpretation of the word fascist to deem God one.

We're bringing back one of my personal favorites to The Bloodybits Horror Show.. Hunting for Strange!

What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film? #filmsky #scriptsky

This week on The Bloodybits Horror Show, Asherz and I are gonna. Party like it's 1999, and by that I mean discuss End of Days. Satan's flamin piss batman! Check it out www.bloodybits.com/ep244-end-of...

I wanna play! Page 23 for #WhateverWednesday from We Are GLASS, my sci-fi/thriller feature that made QF in a contest today. #scriptsky

Eggs are so expensive now, who can afford to ovulate?

If I was on death row, and they offered me a last meat, I'd eat the heart of every executioner in the world. Checkmate.

First they tried shrinkflation. Now just straight up lying. Sold me 6.5 pounds of chicken, delivered 4.6. check your groceries folks

Had a bit of a sick day, but we're coming back. New episode of The Bloodybits Horror show coming out later today!

Forget about the Stupidbowl today. Tune in to the real GOAT. The Bloodybits Horror Show! @mattbegins.bsky.social @timyobo.bsky.social and I talk about the latest news, give advice, and learn a little something about bigfoot and goats. Tune in! www.bloodybits.com/ep236-its-th...

If you ever find yourself thinking "man most people are mean", just lose weight and start moisturizing. It's crazy how much nicer people are to attractive people.

n our continued effort to get to know members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious…who are your five favorite FEMALE SINGERS / VOCALISTS of all time? 1. Ella Fitzgerald 2. Amy Winehouse 3. Billie Holiday 4. Debbie Harry 5. Stevie Nicks

Culture shouldn't be behind a paywall.

I wonder when we will hear anything about the Ghislaine Maxwell Epstein shit. I think that's been thoroughly swept under the biggest rug. Our president's.

My feed is all doom, giving that good ol' sense of helpless anxiety I'd hoped I'd escaped from the old place. So it's time for ✨BUTT FACTS!✨ Did you know manatees regulate their buoyancy with farts? They're as smart as dolphins, apparently, but who could tell what with all the floating & farting?

If you ever feel that lifes too short, go to Costco, then Ikea in the same day.

What's the difference between a heroin addict and an NBA basketball player? An NBA basketball player shoots, and scores.

Ask yourself. If all these crazy wildfires are caused by the power companies, why are there no class action lawsuits to recoup the damages? Then research it, and you know who runs everything.

Please excuse out dust, this week's episode of bloodybits will be delayed a bit, and a spotty Internet due to winds and fires caused issues with the record. I'm getting a backup from the host today!

No one's horoscope mentioned the LA fires. I think the psychics are in on it.

If you call them Reeseeys peanut butter cups, I hate you.

Great, frigging bird flu. Maybe those birds should be more responsible, and get a flu shot like I did. They are giving them away for free.

EVERYTHING in moderation seems a bit excessive. Shouldn't it be a moderate amount of moderation?

Dark Side of the Moon syncing up with Wizard of Oz is one of those facts I'll just go with, and never verify. Like prostate milking.

Fan fact. The pokey from super Mario world is actually a series of living cactus creatures that were human centipede-ed and stacked vertically.

I think we lost something as television moved away from weekly serialized drama. Being able to speculate, and talk about theories with friends and coworkers, or just online was part of the draw. Now we just do that with news events. Only people believe the conspiracy, and there are consequences.

I started this lil thread to mention my newest hobby, but I guess I had a mini breakdown and got sidetracked. Recently, to get away from screens, but keep the noise up in my head, I got into whittling. I get to make something (which feels productive, but isn't), and not think (yay). Look at my junk!

Sister Act should have been called Nundercover.

Anyone running for public office who receives donations from corporations should be forced to wear a NASCAR style outfit with their donors logos size relative to their donations. I'd love to see UnitedHealth debate Pfizer.

You trained us for how long to be desensitized to school shooting, do you think we give a fuck about a corrupt CEO?

If Biden pardoned Luigi. Best president ever.

According to Trump, the president can't change grocery prices... Does that mean Biden isn't responsible for grocery prices?

Police should be forced to carry insurance, at their own expense, which would be used to cover their lawsuits.